Hi... I feel that Ari Shaffir encourages genuine prejudice far too much 
for you to be using his clips for ironic purposes without some sort of 
disclaimer or "call to arms" asking your more enlightened viewers to not 
stand for something that promotes so much hate.

Aside from that- great site!

I enjoyed your evolution section.

I happened across your website because sadly, someone wanted to make light
of the topic of masturbation.

I appreciate your effort, yet can only say that I am in agreement with very
*few* of the things I've read.  I actually grew up not far from the Arkansas
border in a town called Branson, Missouri.  I'm certain you've heard of
it.  And now I live in Los Angeles, which many judge as a "sin city" etc.  I
assure you THAT could not be further from the truth.  California is a very
conservative state, and there are some crazy looking folks, but pretty much
the same thing going on here as everywhere else in the world.  Some
righteousness, some sin, some wandering.  I'm sure it's similar to you
always hearing jokes about Arkansas and inbreeding.  Yeah, they're just
hilarious (don't forget, I'm from Missouri, and we're just a bunch of
hillbillies.)

I too, have been a student of the bible for many years...since I could form
sounds.  And my latest campaign for righteousness and the gospel is that
everyone claiming the name title Christian be like-minded...like
we're taught to.  I don't even call myself a Christian.  When someone tells
me they are a CHRISTIAN, it means nothing to me...it's too vague a term, and
like you say, there are those that claim christianity, who say and do awful
things, walk nothing close to the teachings of Christ, and are interested in
nothing but the tradition of being from a "christian" family.  Catholic,
Baptist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Second Baptist, Southern Baptist,
Episcopalian, Methodist, Seventh Day Adventists, Christian Scientists,
Latter Day Saints, Non-denom., Independent, Assemblies of God, Jehovah's
Witness, Church of God, Disciples of Christ, Apostlistic, the list goes on
and on and on and on...I will say that if this is Christianity, then I don't
know what I am.  Because from what I've seen, and what I read of all of
these faiths, with their creeds, (still heavily based on Catholicism -many
of them) have little to do with anything Christ taught.  It's great that the
central idea is there, that he is lord and master, but for not being able to
say anything polite about the rise of the Catholic church, I'll remain
silent.  I know too many people that are Catholic and stuck in a box that
their families were delivered in.

I will say that I appreciate the name you have considered.  church of
Christ.  that is actually the only thing we read in regards to an
"organization" in the bible.  most churches referred to simply as the cities
they were in.  Corinth. Ephesus. Galatia. etc.  They all had a direct link
to the Christ himself, so things being fresh were easier kept in line, but
nonetheless, they had their problems, and in most of Paul's letters, we read
of things to be careful of, reasons to rejoice, praise of people doing God's
will, etc.  But things soon changed because (another thing I'll agree with
you on) we are human, and when something is a tad-bit inconvenient for us,
we "fix" it.  Or if there is an opportunity to make some money from
something, we'll take it.  Things began to change rapidly with the believers
and followers, the original "new testament" churches of Christ.

I would disagree about the laws of the old testament being of import to our
salvation.  (of course the history, the relevance of God's servants, etc.,
is important.  Is perfect...but if someone were to never know anything but
the teachigns of the new testament...)    Here's why.  Everything we're
taught in the Mosaic law, or the 10 commandments is repeated within the new
testament, except, remember the sabbath and keep it holy.  we obviously have
the EXAMPLE of the apostles gathering together upon the first day of the
week to break bread and worship.  Without a doubt the old testament is
important, however, the laws therein are not what we're judged by.  It's not
the jurisdiction we lie under.  If so, we should cast out anyone who has had
sex while a woman is having her period, and while most people don't do that
anyway, what IF she were to start her cycle in the middle of intercourse.
Undoubtedly, it's happened to many.  It's easily understood why at the time
this was written, these things were so...but we are under the law of
Christ.  Paul's letter to the Hebrews goes into great depth about The New
Covenant, and why it was needed to replace the old.  Christ tore down the
veil that separated man from God, that only High priests could enter...he is
our High Priest and mediator, and we believers and OBEYER's (you got that
right, obedience is of vast import) are all priests under the new covenant.
People calling themselves "reverened".  how can we call any MAN reverened in
terms of spirituality.  It doesn't make sense. And Christ taught in Matthew
23, we are to call no man Father on earth in regards to our spirit.  We have
ONE Father. And  we have a direct line to THE reverence.  the creator. And
his son and our savior is our mediator.  our channel and highway to Him.
Thus, the old testament is null and void in regards to judgement and law.
Again, it's mentioned over and over as to why, and Hebrews is a prime
example.  Galatians is a good one as well.  In fact, that's the reason Paul
rebuked Peter in the second chapter of Galatians for holding tight to
certain separations of the old law.  If we fell under jurisdiction of both,
then truly, the Bible would be a book of contradictions, but if truly read,
it's a perfect picture.

So, I guess the reason I wrote is because it makes me sad that you having
been a student of the Bible for years would wish to blame anything on
another organization or establishment such as Communism, The democratic
party, etc.  That's absolutely absurd.  And I hope that you won't take
offense to that.  But saying that God would be a Republican is absurd.  God
must scoff at the corruption in *both* political parties.  I have absolutely
no doubt that he is NEITHER.  So should we NOT be, and pray and vote for
the potential BEST candidate based on what we can *learn*, not what the
person "claims" to be.  Yes?  Adolf Hitler was a "Christian" man.  Need I
say more?  Was he?  Do we even need to ask that question.  Nazi's, Klan, and
other hate groups are self proclaimed conservatives who claim to be
Christians.  They are as much Christian as people who write you and say
they're gonna hunt you down, and hurt your family.  I would hope you would
reconsider your thoughts on why things are the way they are.  How about
this as a possible solution.  We were told things would always be this way.
That we would always wage war against sin.  Within ourselves, within
others.  No where does the Bible speak of bloodshed in regards to this
spiritual war, rather love.  And in regards to Peace.  There will never be
world peace.  It is NOT in our nature.  However, there forever is PEACE in
Christ.  The peace that passeth understanding.  Therein lies our problem.
The fact that we truly believe we are supposed to UNDERSTAND everything.
So, instead of pointing fingers, maybe we should take a long hard look in
the mirror at our own "christian" history and get back to basics...

I appreciate your time, and wish you the best in your desired walk in the
truth,

James Sheldon

Dear Pastor Jim

First I want to apologise for my English, I hope you will not criticize me
very heavy as this is not my mother language.

I really laughed a lot reading some parts of your website. Specially kid
section and favorite letters section. The idea for hate letter generator was
really neat-o :)))

What is make me really surprised is that so many of the Americans do not
have any sense for irony when they see it  even in their own language.

As you said that you have interested in computers I am sending you the link
with nice funny article with several unbelievable comments
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

I hope you will have nice time with reading this link.

For to clarify my religion is east orthodox. I hope you know what is that.
However I have certain inconsistency's about my religion.
I will like to see your comments about two facts who are seen only in the
orthodox world.

First of the facts is that some of the dead bodies of the orthodox saints
does not decomposing - one of this bodies can be seen on the Greek island
Corfu - the body is already nearly 800 years old and it stands in open air.
About the other fact I will like to see your comment you can read on
www.holyfire.org/en/

I think that in the life there is  much more that the science today can
explain. And let we do not forget that the contemporary regular scientists
was always in opposition of the great minds who have changed the world -
they went always too advanced for their time.

Few example are Al Gabr, Galileo, Mendeleev  and many other great minds who
have had too advanced ideas for their time.
By the way from your postings I can see that you read a lot and I will
recommend you

uuups I just have seen that I can not spell the name of the author in
English it is something like Yoan Ekzarch or John Eksarch X century co have
clarified in second chapter of his book "six days" that the earth is sphere.
The orthodox scientists was under the influence of the Greek philosophers.
If you are really interested in this I will search the text in English.

I think we can not say that we understand everything around us and may be
there are other dimensions we can not see. One great scientist  - Konstantin
Tsiolkovsky ( a true visionary and pioneer of astronautics) wrote that there
are entities in the universe without physical bodies who operate through the
universe http://www.informatics.org/museum/tsiol.html I think that this will
be really interesting link for you

Finally I am realizing that I said not very smart tings as is expected from
individual with IQ 31
However I will post you the following story...

This may or may not be a true story but it is a nice bit of logic.

A university professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God
create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, He did!"
"God created everything?" the professor asked. "Yes, sir," the student
replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil,
since evil exists. And according to the principal that our works define who
we are, then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer.
The professor was quite pleased with himself, and boasted to the students
that he had proven once more that the faith in God is a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question,
professor?"
"Of course," replied the professor. The student stood up and
asked,"Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been
cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the
laws of physics, what we consider cold is, in reality, the absence of heat.
Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat. All matter
becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature.
Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we
have no heat."
The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded,"Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir. Darkness does not exist
either. Darkness is, in reality, the absence of light. We can study light,
but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light
into many colors and study the various wave lengths of each color.
"You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world
of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is?
You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a
term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally, the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said.
We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man.
It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These
manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does
not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like
darkness and cold -- a word that man has created to describe the absence of
God. God did not create evil.
"Evil is not like faith, or love, that exist just as does light and heat.
Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present
in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the
darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The young student's name -- Albert Einstein.

Sincerely, Plamen Penchev
by the way I am Bulgarian

Well i came across this website through a friend of mine who snet me a link to the
kids section.Thankfully she warned me ahead of timethat it was a parody because in
all honesty, my original thought probably would have been, "How fucking crazy is
this guy?". With no need to worry about that I was able to sit back and enjoy the
site.
I would like to say thank you for the entertaining time. I would also like to state
that I am an agnostic in the sense that anything is possible though probably can be
explained through means we have not yet discovered. With that said Istill think that
most religions are a joke and do no more than needlessly bind us, but to each his
own some like that kind of torture.
I will not try to argue any pionts in the Bible with you as though my spouse is the
religious scholar in the house. I only have one question because I am too lazy to
read throughout the entire site. Is there a particular Bible that you use for the
most accurate of translations and do you use any of the gnostic or apocryphal texts.
I guess that was two questions. Thank you for the amusement and your time. We all
need more laughter in our lives.

Respectfully,
Kerry

I wrote you yesterday...

And was thinking...is this site just satire?  I really can't tell.  It's
very humorous regardless, and it's afforded me many a grin.  Vegeterians are
pussies?  Nice :-)

James

Hello, I am one of the "filthy god-haters who wallows in his own vomit". I am
E-mailing you to say that your website is completely, well, alot of bullshit. Since
when does the bible decide what is fact and what is not? I'm not a demon, I have an
IQ, and I'm not "evil" for there is no evil. You make too many assumptions, and I'm
glad that your religion completely blinds you to anything other than it. Just
because senators or the constitution say things about your "God", it doesn't make it
true. People like you give atheists the opportunity to say that we're more
intelligent.
   
  ~Kyle

Yeah, scratch my last E-mail. I just realised that your site is a parody... Sorry!

Liking the site...up there with Landover, but more of the DIY HTML
effect for a 'small ministry.'



Bible verses?Try this one on for size...kudos to Jordan Maxwell for
this one, staring everyone in the face: Genesis 1:28, in King James
(emphasis mine), and if anyone is disputing the source, here's the URL:

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%201:28;&version=9;






  Genesis 1:28 (King James Version)
  
 
  
 28 And God blessed
them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish
  the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the
sea,
and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth
upon the earth.

Yeah....he's telling the first man and woman to 'replenish' the
earth...DO IT AGAIN...Do what again? What went on before Adam
and Eve?



It usually leaves most Christians stupefied....which is the intent. :D

       Pastor Jim my name is Nathan Moffatt and God has ben dealing with me 
about writing a book on deception, Since the beganing of 2005 God has come to 
me in visions and dreams in a mighty way. One of the first visions that he gave 
me was about totum pole. I have research the word until I'm blue in the face. 
Its every time one of the charters l

Dear young Jewish smart-asses,
Your website is funny to a point, but the racist elements do a great deal more harm
to the reputation of Jews than to any of its intended targets.  Abusing people less
fortunate than yourself is crass and despicable.   Don't wait until you get older to
find that out and end up hating yourselves more than is avoidable.

Dude,
I just found out about your website through your Masturbation page which my 
friend had shown me. I read it, got slightly worried you were ACTUALLY being 
serious and then realised you're just a great joker! ha ha! You're classic 
and i love your site!
On a separate note, just so i don't get hate email from people than don't 
like your site - I'm a Christian - my own father is a priest.
Love ya dude!
F
xxx

Dear Pastor Jim,

If it was ordered by the Bible to stone unmarried pregnant women, then why 
wasn't Mary, mother of Jesus, stoned to death?

Rob

Yo. Jim. Did you get my email? I never heard back. I hope I didn't offend by
the "congradulations" tease; that really was not my intention.

Also in #3 I realize I didn't specify which email was mine; I wanted to know
before sending you another email which could potentialy wind up in your
email bag with my address in the text of the message (thus reaching an
outcome that would be the exact opposite of what I had hoped).

On 3/3/06, cogito <spam.spma@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> 1) Are you ever going to have the forums again?
>
> 2) http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0206b.html  -  You corrected
> someone by changing "congragulations" to "congradulations," still not an
> english word. I found it funny.
>
> 3) I sent an email or two a long time ago with my actual address and name
> and I wonder if you would be kind enough to remove both from the site.
>
> Still in admiration of your work,
> cogito

Pastor Jim,
  I think the world should be full of people such as yourself...instead of dragging
this out in to one long paragraph...I'm going to say you have an awesome
site...seriously
   
  Sincerely,
  Anonymous

In your fight satan section you say "quote" (A while back this site was 
removed off the internet since it was reported to being too "hateful". I 
never knew that in a great country like America that censorship was okay.)

If you are so against censorship why are you fighting to *censor* porn? I 
guess like most people like yourself you only fit the rules for your own 
needs. You can reply with anything you want to this mail but the facts 
remain.. You talk about censorship being bad but you try to use it to fit 
your needs. Now thats just funny, lol.

Wow, am I ever glad to be a Christian, Christ-like in the true sense of the word,
not a warped version like you.

You believe such psychotic rubbish and your ego let's you put up a whole site about
it. Get help before it's too late. 

Sheesh, what a disillusioned fool you are!

Dear Mr. Awesomefacedguy,

I love you with a flaming passion.

                  Sincerely,
                             Madeline

Dear Pastor Jim,

I saw your Web page (truechristian.com/kidz christian)
and fell instantaneously in love.  I laughed until I
cried and cried until I laughed.  I was quickly
reminded of my faith and why I am believer.  I am
happy there are those who are on our side and telling
the realities of Christianity.  You paint a picture of
truth and reveal the light to the world.  We have
found a great ally and I will promote this web site to
all I know.  

I thank you Pastor Jim for your courage and
dedication.  You serve your community and are
righteous among all men.  We NEED you.  I have
forwarded your website to many other Pagans who feel
the same.  Justice will prevail.  We Pagans love you
for removing the shroud of deceit and showing the
world "True Christianity".

May The Morrighan Bless Your Selfless Crusade,

Wulff Shadowbear

Pastor Jim, you and whoever is dumb enought to follow you, are christendom's
equivalent to the Taliban. Why don't you move to South Carolina, with all the other
christian, conservative, religious freaks and leave the U.S. to the rational,
secular people.
   
  Amen

QUOTE: "If you're daughter is sick and dies after you pray for her to get better it
is either yours, hers, or both of your faults for her dying! One of you had a lack
of faith, therefore the sickness had a purpose to kill her off and is justified. It
was HER FAULT for dying from her sickness since she didn't believe in God enough.
Now that filthy bitch is roasting in Hell!" 

This is a quote from your site. Have you ever been ill? If so I guess this means
you're going to hell. What if someone who has lost their daughter reads your last
comment.. Isn't it very insensitive? Are you a real Christian or is this a joke
site? I'm not trying to be nasty, rude, insulting or anything else but I just don't
understand where you're getting your ideas from. Is God telling you to write these
things? I was hoping I could help you or maybe you help me with some stuff. I just
want to move on with the Lord so if you've got some info that I haven't then I'm
willing to at least listen.
Many Thanks
Dav D

Wow, this is pure gold. Keep up the good work dude. I was mildly alarmed at 
first, and then I read the Atkins Diet section. At which point I disposed of 
all of the evil, Satan-filled bread in my house. The stupid deomonic spirits 
in the yeast are always trying to bring me down...those bastards. Be sure to 
keep, um, spreading the good word...haha.

-Alex

Dear Pastor Jim,
   
  I was sent the link to your pagan page by a friend of mine. I do find your website
inflammatory, and am sorry that you don't know enough about our religion to make
educated statements. Nonetheless, I'm writing to you regarding the picture you
have posted of the Wiccan Priestess. I am politely asking you to remove it from
your web site.  You DO NOT have permission to use this picture and it is done so
in a slanderous manner. Please remove it immediately, or we will be forced to have
it removed by legal means. I do have to say that I find it funny that you chose to
use a picture of a close friend and fellow Clergy, who is also a registered
Republican and far from a liberal. She actually laughed when she saw it. But, she
does want it removed.
  Thank You for your cooperation on this matter.
  Sincerely,
  Rev. NK Marek

Your website is a disgrace to christianity and the entire human race, you are no
worse than hitler. You can not tell people what to believe or what is wrong. you
especially can not give people opinions are tell them that they are wrong. That si
the point in opinions, they can not be proved wrong. Opinions are what makes the
human race different to other animals. 
  You promote racism to the highest order and spread filthy lies. Isn't lying a
sin!? Are'nt you proveing yourself wrong? You can teach people what you believe,
but dont say it is a fact, opinions are never facts. I don't tell christians to
not believe in God, even though i dont believe in him myself. You are a sham and
your hate to perfectly normal law abiding people will be dealt with eventually,
with whoever deems necessary. You have destroyed my acceptance of the christian
religion and i am 100% positive im not the only one who thinks this. You may see
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Dear Pastor Jim,
  I came across your site while trying to find a non-magic fantasy book for a
Jehovah's Witness child at my school, since his mother objected to The Lion, The
Witch, and the Wardrobe, the work of the great Christian writer C.S. Lewis. So
imagine my surprise to find out that as an atheist, I am evil and smell like poop.
   
  It is too bad that you are not open to other view points. As an evil atheist, I
try to be respectful of everyone's beliefs and opinions. I am afraid that your
vicious web site has done nothing to change my mind about God or religion in
general. How sad you need to abuse others to get your point across.
   
  I must now go find a book to meet this child's needs. That's what atheists do.
Help people. Go figure.
  KRY

Good afternoon,
 
I have a few points that i would like to make.
Firstly, I don't know whether or not to be offended by the images found on the "kids
page" depicting Jesus Christ, as they look like the works of the anti-christ and may
give over the wrong impression.
Secondly, Jesus preaches love, yet you teach hate, you're defying the word of God,
were it not for my absolute faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, i would hate you, but i
can't, as i feel my love should reach everyone, even those out to decieve.
Thirdly, you refer to homosexual intercourse on the children's page, this is a sin,
you are contaminating our youth.
 
this is wrong, and you are not a TRUE christian
 
from Holy Em
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This shit is hilarious. I adore the "Kidz Page". You should make a page on Abraham,
that is a wonderful story of God's love! If you really love God, you'll be willing
to kill your son for him!
   
  Oh my, and all the people who get mad a you for being an ignorant Christian....
hahahaha that's great. Americans are so fucking dumb.
   
  *goes to listen to the horribly bad mean stoopid non-christian song by that
azzhole frank zappa who is an athiest and is going to hell to suffer forever,
Catholic Girls*
   
  ooh, and some Jewish Princess too. Then afterwards I'll kill a jew for my Lord God
and Saviour.
   
  <3 Katie.

hi pastor 
i doing a re-serch for so demons by theses name can you asist me by telling  
were i can find out abot them 

I certainly hope that you aren't actually a pastor. You are so ignorant. You 
act as though you are above those who have written you those emails, yet you 
call them "bitches" and "cocksuckers", as well pitifully trying to 
demonstrate your superiority by correcting their spelling--making yourself 
look even more desperate and ignorant. If you're simply someone messing 
around on the internet, making a mochary of Christianity, that's one thing; 
if you are actually a "Christian", especially a pastor, I have nothing but 
disgust and pity for you for living such an empty existence. If you think 
that you have any connection with God, or believe that you are following the 
path of Jesus, you seriously need to consider what you have written and 
reflect upon it. If you think that you're getting the upper-hand with your 
childish remarks, you are in such a sad state. You have only made me feel a 
contempt for Christianity stronger than I have ever felt before. I feel 
sorry for anyone ignorant enough to attend your church who would actually 
give you the tiniest shred of credibility. You are a hypocrite.

I should've looked at your website more, because I realize that this cannot 
possibly be a real website. It's obvious that it's making a mochary of 
Christianity. So, I now know that you're just someone trying to deface 
Christianity. Well, bravo--you have succeeded.

Dear Pastor Jim,    
    While I appreciate the fact that your site shouldn't be banned or
censored, I have a few questions concerning your site.  You do realize that
more than 99% of boys have masturbated to the point of orgasm by the age of
15, right? That masturbation is clinically proven to relieve stress?  A
survey found that "males who masturbated most often when they were in their
20s had the least occurrence of prostate cancer in their 60s."  While
masturbating everyday is not essential, it is actually recommended in order
to keep sperm healthy and to release the buildup of old and dead sperm.  I
understand the Bible says that you shouldn't let the sperm fall onto the
ground (or of that general idea, you would know the chapter), but not only
is that idea unhealthy, but boys would be having wet dreams if they didn't
masturbate anyway which is still falling on the "ground."  Violence has no
correlation to masturbation in any way.  Also, you post up things concerning
"This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact,
practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts
started out as Masturbators" which is quite ironic considering the bishop
from Blessed Sacrament was covering up for over 30 sodomy and child
molestion cases for his fellow church members, and was himself doing it as
well.  He later was also convicted of a hit and run.  According to your
site, he was probably just masturbating wasn't he?
    
You also say that "MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE."  If this is true, then how
come on your site you want to "fight the Liberals these days" and "Until
then we must continue the fight against the atheist and her filthy ways."
What is with all the fighting Pastor Jim? Are you masturbating?
    
    Also, you say "And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65
trillion years ago?"  I wonder where you got that fact considering if you
type "age of earth" into google search bar, the first link say "The
generally accepted age for the Earth and the rest of the solar system is
about 4.55 billion years (plus or minus about 1%)."  In fact, all the
websites say around that number.  So how could you say 65 trillion?  Just in
case, I'll check out "age dinosaurs died out."  The first site i came across
said "Then about 65 million years ago, these huge archosaurs died out along
with pterosaurs, mosasaurs, and many other reptiles."  I see 65 in there so
I'm assuming you mixed up the millions and trillions since they are really
close together integer-wise (999,999,000,000 years apart in fact) but I'm
also assuming you knew that already since "Not only are Scientists idiots,
but Mathematicians are too!"
    
    Another part of your site says "Do yourself a favor and speak with the
Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil"
Concrning how you should speak to athiests.  I'm confused, the emotions
hate, anger, and the idea of wrath all are along the lines of evil.
Therefore your saying God is evil.  But then you say that "you" meaning "us"
are good, and "they", the athiests, are bad.  Are you saying we're actually
evil and we are condemning them?
 
"Well actually anyone who hates God is dumb, but Evolutionism followers have
to be following the most idiotic thing invented."  Since people invented
evolutionism and God created people, wouldn't you be calling god dumb?
Which is actually calling yourself dumb, because you stated "Well actually
anyone who hates God is dumb" and while you may not hate God, your making
fun of the things he created.  
 
"Anyway, Evolutionismists "think" (they can't really think since they are so
dumb) that life comes from water, and that humans came from the initial life
that was created. So I decided to try this experiment even by using the
Scientific Method (which is another contridiction of the Bible, thank you).
This experiment would consist of filling up a glass of water and leaving it
outside, lets give it a day and see how many cities and skyscapers will be
coming from the humans that evolved from this glass of water."
 
    If the scientific method is against the Bible like you say, how come you
did it?  How come you'll do the scientific method but not say you
masturbated.  Also, it took billions of years for bacteria to even form from
water, and hundreds of millions of years after that for it to turn into
humans, so reasonably, one day outside would not be adequette enough to
start another human race.  Also, if you started another race (which is was
you were trying to do by setting the water outside) that would be playing
the role of God himself, which is one of the mortal sins.  "Put no God
before me."
 
     Pastor Jim, I would really like to hear back from you about what you
think because I'm really confused on what to do about your site.
 
 
With Blessings,
 
Matthew Fredrick

Pastor Jim:
   
  I love your site! I love it, but not because I agree with your ideas. I love it
because it is a prime example of how idiotic Christians can be. 
  I’ll start with your “Christian Science” page. You say “There is so much evidence
that we didn’t come from apes! The Bible disproves all of the so called ‘Evidence’
that scientists have,” yet this evidence is listed nowhere. If you’re going to
have a decent argument, don’t just assume that you are correct and not offer any
evidence of your own. The theory of evolution is called a THEORY for a reason. It
is universally understood, but not accepted as fact. The same goes for the theory
of creationism. You claim to know everything because the Bible has told you what
you need to know. The Bible was written by people, and so were the theories of
evolution. Both have equal potential of being fact or fiction. You go on in your
“Christian Science” page to say that you believe the world is flat, because the
Bible says so. Do you not remember that man traveled into space in the 1960’s and
saw that the Earth is round or were you too preoccupied refusing to have anything
do with
 “Satan’s word of science?” Science is there, whether you like it or not. On the
science issue, technology is science, and the internet is technology. If you hate
science so much, what are you doing on the internet when it is clearly a tool of
Satan? 
  Now, on to your “Kidz Page.” You really should have good grammar on your page for
children, if nowhere else on your site. “Me and God love you so much just like
Daddy and Mommy do!” are the exact words you use at the beginning of this page.
Never learned your “Me vs. I,” did you? Here’s a little trick: If you remove the
other person’s name (in this case, God) you will know which word to use. Is it “I
love you so much…” or “Me love you so much…?” Apparently, the bible has taught you
that it is the latter. Going on in your “Kidz Page,” you say “Atheists, or
“athiests” as spelled by most Christians are the people who worship Satan.” As an
atheist myself, I find it hilarious whenever atheism becomes synonymous with
Satanism. An atheist is defined as “a person who denies or disbelieves the
existence of a supreme being.” In order for me to worship Satan, I would have to
regard Satan as a supreme being, which I do not. I worship nothing, which makes me
an atheist, NOT a
 Satanist. Your list of things that make someone an atheist is appalling. Such
reasons as “watches cable, plays video games, and plays chess” are ridiculous. What
I found most disturbing here, however, was “goes to college.” Apparently, only
atheists go to college. The fact that you have this statement on your website, in
the page for KIDS in specific, is completely idiotic. I honestly hope no children
visit your site, because you are encouraging children not to go to college. Perhaps
I’ll compose a list of things that make someone a Christian, with such reasons as
“works at McDonald’s because they didn’t go to college and can’t get a decent job.”

  Now, your “Movies” section also contains some problems. The majority of the videos
here are the “Amazing Racist” series with Ari Shaffir. I admit that those videos
are, at times, funny, but I am in no way a racist and the acts in those videos are
terrible. The fact that you would condone such material on your site has left me
speechless. I find it ironic that one of these video deals with the Ku Klux Klan,
who burn crosses, and there is a scene of a Klansman carrying a cross. By placing
this video on your site, you are defending cross-burning, which is surely a very
un-Christian thing. How do you feel about this? I suppose it is no matter to you,
since you are a Christian living by the word of God and have ensured yourself a
place in heaven. You’re already going there; why not be as racist and intolerant
as you can be for the rest of your life on this earth? It is very clear that you
are intolerant of others’ beliefs and lifestyles. You are convinced that white
Christians
 are the only people worthy of living on this planet. That sounds very reminiscent
of Hitler, if you ask me. But perhaps you’re one of those that believes the
Holocaust never happened; are you? 
  Your links page is ridiculous. None of the “Satanic Links” listed here have any
affiliation with Satanism. This goes back to the issue of Atheism vs. Satanism,
which I already discussed if you bothered to read what I’ve written so far. Do you
honestly believe that the ACLU and the NAACP are satanic organizations? If you do,
you are more ignorant than I initially thought. 
  I have analyzed a good deal of your site in this e-mail, yet I have much more to
say. However, I am getting tired of typing this letter, as I’m sure you are
getting tired of reading it (if you have been reading it at all). Please take the
time to respond to this letter, and please read it first if you have just skipped
to the last paragraph. I look forward to the conversation this is bound to be.
Thank you for your time.
   
  Steve Williams

Dear Pastor Jim,
   
  At times I struggle with Christianity, but I then reference myself to the Greeks.
They believed earthquakes and thunder were from the wrath of an almighty God, yet
science has proved earthquakes and thunder are predictable natural processes. In
the same way, science will eventually prove the nonexistance of God. I understand
your statement of hating liberals but as we speak our great America is becoming
even more so liberal. If you want to spread your message of Christianity you must
learn to love the liberals just as Jesus would do, and help them change their
ways. Please understand that I am not insulting you.
   
  Thank you for taking my advice

On 4/3/06, cogito <spam.spma@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> blah blah blah I realize I didn't specify which email was mine; I wanted
> to know before blah blah blah
>
>
> On 3/3/06, cogito <spam.spma@gmail.com > wrote:
> >
> > blah blah blah I sent an email or two a long time ago with my actual
> > address and name and I wonder if you would be kind enough to remove both
> > from the site.
> >
>
> I understand you're busy but could you at least give me a "yes" or "no?"

Hello, I'm an Atheist, who had the link given to me by a fellow Atheist.

I love how sardonic this site is; keep up the good work!

I cannot stop internally laughing. (I am a sort of stoic person)

Virtual high-five!

You, sir, are a genius. You may be a cruel genius, but you are a genius 
nonetheless. It's a pity that so many people can't comprehend satire. 
The truly sad thing is that I thought this was a geniune site for a 
while! There are so many religious wackos out there who've created 
things even more absurd than what you've written and actually MEANT it. 
So the excellent satire is hard to spot.

I especially liked the Kidz Page, the "Fighting Satan" section, and the 
hate mail you've posted. People can be such drama queens.

Keep spreading the word, Soldier of Truth!

- An Amused Atheist

I am sure that in no way what I have to say will affect you.  I am not even sure why
I am waisting time emailing you other than the fact that your message is a
beligerant and rash contradiction to what I believe to be true gospel.  I would like
to first draw your attention to your page concerning the origins of humans.  To
quote you, "Those filthy atheist believe that since we say so and if you disagree
you are wrong."  I would like to start by saying that if you truly believe your
message and want to get the message across to anyone you should start by not
insulting people. Putting people on defense is the best way to close their ears and
minds.  Secondly I want to draw your attention to a passage in the Bible.  Since you
claim to be a pastor of the Word I believe that you should find it interesting.  In
Deuteronomy 4:2 it is written, "   Ye shall not add unto the word which I command
you, neither shall ye diminish aught from it, that ye may keep the commandments of
the
 Lord your God which I command you."  In many of the childrens pages such as the
story of Jezebel, You have embellished the story to make it fit into your own
context.  Jezebel was the wife of Ahab, who was king of Israel from about 871 BC to
about 852 BC. She was the daughter of Ethbaal, the king of Sidon. Jezebel worshiped
a pagan god called Baal and she helped to corrupt Israel with idol worship.

Jezebel was evil and influential. The prophets Elijah and Elisha blamed Jezebel more
than Ahab for the persecution of God's prophets during that era. Jezebel's daughter,
Athaliah, became Queen of Judah, and she too was evil.

Elijah prophesized that Jezebel would be torn apart by the dogs of Jezreel (1 Kings
21:23). After God perfomed a miracle on Mount Carmel, and the prophets of the false
god, Baal, were killed, Jezebel vows to kill Elijah, and Elijah flees for his life.

Jehu is anointed to become a future King of Israel. He is told to destroy the family
of Ahab, to avenge the murder of the Lord's prophets, and to avenge the deaths of
other people killed by Jezebel. When Jehu sees Jezebel in a palace window, he called
upon people in the palace to throw her down, and they threw her out of the window.
And, as Elijah had prophesized, dogs then tore her body apart.
(aboutbibleprophecy.com).  If you want to call her an evil witch then you most
certainly have a right, but don't expect me to believe that she walked around
casting magical spells on anyone.  She may have had an inherrent evil presence, but
she was intelligent and charming.  If you want to read more of the real story of
Jezebel you can find her story in 1 and 2 Kings.  Within just a few minutes of
viewing your website, I found many mistakes.  I am not asking you to take down your
page. I am asking you to research and state only facts that are true.  Do not
embellish.  Do not take
 things out of context.  You have the power to lead many astray and I believe that
is what you are doing.  You also may want to reconsider your children's page.
Matthew 18:2 says in no uncertain terms, "But whoso shall offend one of these
little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were
hanged around his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."  Think
about that next time you make a page directed towards children.