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Ask Pastor Jim These are ordered from oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is satire right?
It's as real as God. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FUCK YOU!! As a
pagan I'm outrated that you can call yourself a Christian and be so
hatful and dum! FUCK YOU!! Let you who has no sin cast the first
stone. You sure were casting a lot of stones there! I'm only 14 and
I am so mad! FUCK YOU!! once and for all. FUCK YOU!! Even I know
your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and
you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and
go to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I
hate you.
FUCK YOU!! As a pagan I'm
outrated that you can call yourself a Christian and be so hatful and
dum! FUCK YOU!! Let you who has no sin cast the first stone. You
sure were casting a lot of stones there! I'm only 14 and I am so
mad! FUCK YOU!! once and for all. FUCK YOU!! Even I know your
stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and you
have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go
to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate
you.
FUCK YOU!! As a pagan I'm
outrated that you can call yourself a Christian and be so hatful and
dum! FUCK YOU!! Let you who has no sin cast the first stone. You
sure were casting a lot of stones there! I'm only 14 and I am so
mad! FUCK YOU!!
Right. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If it isn't funny, then why do so many people think it is? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi there,
My name is Tim and I live in Kent, England. I'm 16. I stumbled across your site tonight and was really amazed by the stuff you have in here. Before i start, I want to let you know that I'd love to hear your answers to these questions/prepositions, because i don't want this just to be me having a go at you. I want to discuss it so that either you or I can become a better Christian.
To start with, They want you to eat Jesus! They are crazy! Jesus said in the bible, "take, eat. this is my body" Mark 14:22. Could it be possible that Catholics, and in fact many other denominations take communion because Jesus did in fact tell us to? Obviously Its not his actual body, and "wafers" aren't his actual body. correct me if I'm wrong but it appears they are doing exactly what Jesus told them to In the Bible.
"that time of the month". what you're suggesting is ridiculous! Ephesians 5:23 says "husbands, love your wives just as Christ loved the church and gave his life for it." Would Jesus lock up the church for a week every month?! i think it's unreasonable to suggest that women become "dirty" or "filthy". God created it. it must be natural. Many girls I know are as normal as every other when they are on their period. Also, you titled something "women and there role". surely its women and their role.
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made from poop. This is just moronic. You sound like a four year old. Sorry, but seriously. Obviously, I am not a Muslim, I don't believe in their practices, but to say they "worship" the five pillars and the black stone is ignorant. They do not worship them. the five pillars are the rules their God has set them, not a god in themselves. And the black stone, well, I wouldn't say its worshipping, but I can see where you are coming from. though my point still stands, you need to look into something before you criticize it, because otherwise you make yourself look like an ignorant four year old.
Long hair. Guys with long hair. you know who springs to mind? Samson. you know the guy from the bible whose strength was in his hair. What happened there? "...and never cut his hair, because from the day of his birth he will be dedicated to God" Judges 13:4. just because he had long hair it didn't mean that God didn't use him in amazing ways. the Bible says so.
Any person who says that God is love is really following the Anti-Christ. This isn't really doing much good. As a Christian aren't you supposed to try and change people so they become good people? If so you're doing a very poor job of it, just condemning people straight away, not giving them a chance to come to God. that's awful! On topic: "for God so loved the world...". God loves us! he created us to LOVE! if God didn't love us, why on earth would he send his son to DIE for us?! I don't think you'd send your son to die for sinners? no? well God did. imagine how painful that must have been. but he did it to get CLOSE to us, to have a relationship with us! He doesn't hate us. If he does, then why are we still alive?!
Also, you seem to hate everyone. Seriously. If you do, you have some serious re-thinking to do. Jesus said "love your neighbor as you would yourself". tell me you take this literally? I doubt back around 0BC that people had real neighbors. Clearly this passage means "Love everyone you know". "If you have love for one another, then everyone will know you are my disciples" John 13:35
Many people try to use this verse to show that the Earth is a sphere. The fact is that a circle, isn't a sphere. A circle is a 2D object while a sphere is a 3D object. A flat Earth would be a 2D object, and since a circle is a 2D object, the Earth is flat. The Book of Revelation, chapter 7, verse 1, makes the following unmistakable statement about the shape of the Earth: "After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree." where does this come in to play? a circle doesn't have corners? but you take the bible literally so it must have corners? what?!
http://www.truechristian.com sorry, but come on. i could make my bible say anything I want on any page. it just takes a bit of time. what proof have you that God showed you that? Attached is something i "stumbled upon" in my Bible. Seriously, i just opened at a random page and it shone out at me! but wait
"christians are wrong"? what? that can't be right. its not. what difference has yours?
I could go on, but i think i've done enough for the moment. Please, reply and we can discuss things. I'd love to learn how you live your life.
Tim I'm lost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm an atheist, and I really love your site. Great work, and thank you
for posting everything! Love your site name "truechristian.com".
Excellent! Keep up the good work!
Justin
Queen Creek, AZ
Thanks! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
that this is a joke
either way u r evil
ingnorant bastards
stop satirizing my religeon
and my subculture
both at the same time!!!!
bullshit
society is so ignorant i really can't tell if it's a joke or
not!!!!!
Your e-mail does the work for me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FOR STARTERS YOUR RELIGION IS FAKE
in the united states book of religion mormonism is listed under Cult plus any religion that tells its people how to think, feel, act, or even who they are is wrong ( my religion does not tell me how to think ) and goes against every thing that is good and right with the world Please tell me why is it that there are no books, websites, etc devoted to proving any other religion wrong but mormonism (http://www.josephlied.com/) and also what is this I hear about mormons massacring hundreds of people and then raising the younger children (under the age of 8 ) as mormons ? Other whys know as the mountain meadows massacre and blaming the native Americans what about that that is one of the most horrible things I have ever heard and I did countless reports on ww2 and the holocaust and what’s up with the whole polygamy thing what monogamy not good enough for you guys cant be happy with one women of your own AGE I’m sorry I mean have nothing wrong with having faith or a belief in god I myself have faith and believe in god(s) just not the same ones you guys seem to follow I look forward to hearing back from you and to reading your opinions Rebecca payson ps im not a satanist All religions are listed as cults. Just look up the word cult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who fucked Eve to populate the planet?
Incest????
Adam and maybe Seth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lets start out with this so you can't twist my
words into another dull comeback like your other responses to other people:
I am a furry I do not sodomize animals I do not yiff I don't fursuit I am not homosexual I am not a zoophilliac, because furry and zoophillia are two separate things. Furry is an interest in anthropomorphism, not a sexual interest, not a spiritual cult, not a religion. Yiff is a sexual interest in anthropomorphism. Zoophillia is an interest in sex with other species of real animals. I am not an atheist. I do not associate with any sexual -phillia, because i have none. And no, furry is not zoophillia, for the third time. Just so you can get that straight. I am a Christian. I believe in God: the Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit. I do not believe in your dogma. You are not God. "The Faggot rabbit is simulating the sexual homosexual action of "Giving Head" as the Liberals would call it." you would know, huh. faggot is a derogatory term. don't use it; you make yourself sound immature. "Throw Bible at an Atheist's Head" you are a Christian website condoning violence. Good job following the Bible *sarcasm*cough*cough. "These people[furries] usually think it's some spiritual thing that makes them more close to nature." prove it. yes, prove it. with a Bible. That is where you get every literal fact from. "And they are all vegans might I add." Really? I've enjoyed my share of sirloin steaks (don't be a pervert, i am referring to actual steak, not a slang term for genitalia). A little A1 sauce, and mmm mmm mmm! delicious. " Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking." and "Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!" please state your actual calculations/ sources if you give a fact. not everyone believes in your dogma (not referring to Christianity, referring to your unproven facts when pertaining to actual numbers/dollars). "If we are to get tough on Masturbation, we must eliminate Masturbatory paraphernalia." then eliminate hands. the Bible says if it makes you sin, cut it off. it is better to enter Heaven maimed. "Doctors have begun to use a class of drugs known as Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs such as Prozac and Celexa) to combat the Depression that accompanies Chronic Masturbation." you mention in this website that doctors practice witchcraft. therefore, you are condoning witchcraft by your definition of it. And now for a final story. Jesus once preached about how everyone ostracizes the adulteress, but ignores their inner lust, and we ostracize the murderer, but ignore our own hate. What makes a homosexual man's sins any worse than your sins? Yes, you sin, we all sin. But why hate them for it? Huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sir,
Your website is hilarious! Keep up the good work. Thanks. =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are you doing here?
I'm a Christian and I agree to part of what you are saying but that
doesn't you are
right. And I see now that you are NOT. You are
saying that it ok to kill someone if they don’t believe the
samething that you do.
What then makes you any different than the people
that you are condemning. I wish that you really do read this and
think about
what you are doing and saying. You are doing more
harm than good by telling them its ok to kill someone just because
you think
they are a witch, or gay, or because they are
different in color than you. No wonder you cant come out from
hiding, I wouldn't either
if I taught or preached what you are. Please your
your sake, read and study more of the bible.
I'm not telling people to do these acts, I'm just reciting what's in the Bible. The Bible repeatedly orders people to kill other people for various acts which it states are sinful. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is your site satirical?
I ask because some of the comments you make seem insincere; attempting to be
offensive for its own sake.
You get famous and your message out by purposely being offensive, and letting the politically correct idiots who disagree with you do your advertising for free. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hey baby, guess what im doing?
IM STROKING MY HUGE COCK! and if i could i would cum all over your fucking face. you are a complete idiot. omg. you have no clue. Idiot is my word, Idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Pastor,
Revelation 13: 6 "And he opened his
mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name and his
tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven."
It drives me insane how sick and degenerating people can be
about someone else's religion. What gives anyone the right to talk
about any religion when they never have the right information and
constantly tell what they think the other churches are about. You
want to support your own organization, that is fine by me. But
please don't confuse people with misleading information. Let the
people search out their own church and find their own religion. If
you get your facts right, maybe you wouldn't have to take so much
hate mail and might be somewhat respected. I'm sorry about what I
said in earlier emails, but I was driven to such a rage that I could
barely control myself. Oh and by the way, what is your religion
about? I'm just curious but I cannot find anything that says about
standards, beliefs, or what doctrine you use other than a version of
the Bible. As much I know, you're not even a real church, but I
don't know so I hope that you can explain to me what you're about.
From,
Anonymous Mormon
Give into your frustrations, your wrath, your anger, and the path to the Dark Side will be complete! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi,
I recently visited your page. I am a Christian and I commend you for being willing to take a stand on the truth of God's Word. All of it is true, and yes, sometimes the truth can hurt. If you take such a stand I would imagine that you exalt His truth in your heart yourself, and want to please God. I have included some Scriptures below that were on my heart to share with you. You definitely take a stand on putting God's Word out there, yet at the same time the tone of your website (apart from the Scriptures) at times does convey an abrasive quality. I know that someone as well-read in the Bible as you shared you are, realize the power of the Word of God to cut and convict, and trust it to do so. I am learning that because God's word is sufficent to cut and convict the hearts of men, that it is not necessary for me to use extra "force" behind the way I deliver it. Perhaps that is why Jesus wants us to share the truth in love, because sometimes the truth does hurt and love comforts the wound. I really hope you don't see me as some faceless person that is sending you email to just oppose you. That is not the case at all. I am just sharing with you what I see as a Christian visiting your site. I am not at all trying to encourage you to water down the Scriptures, or sheild people from some of the hard truths of the Bible. All I am asking you to do is consider the way you deliver the message to a confused and hurting world. God bless you. In Jesus' love, Tina 1 Peter 3:15-17 15But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, 16keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander. 17It is better, if it is God's will, to suffer for doing good than for doing evil. Ephesians 4:29-31 29(BP) Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give(BQ) grace to those who hear. 30And(BR) do not grieve the Holy Spirit of God,(BS) by whom you were sealed for the day of(BT) redemption. 31(BU) Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Ephesians 5:1-6 1Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children 2and live a life of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God. 3But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God's holy people. 4Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. 5For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a man is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.[a] 6Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God's wrath comes on those who are disobedient. 2 Corinthians 6:3 3We put no stumbling block in anyone's path, so that our ministry will not be discredited. Ephesians 4:15 15Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will in all things grow up into him who is the Head, that is, Christ. Colossians 4:5-6 5Be wise in the way you act toward outsiders; make the most of every opportunity. 6Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, I came acrost your page and found it most interesting. I
love how you are trying to reach out and teach people about God
and Jesus. But I also noticed you have a great deal of
condemnation toward a great number of peoples and groups. As I
recall, there is no condemnation in Christ the Lord. I also
reacll the bible saying to take your brother aside when he
strays and lovingly correct him. It is with this in mind that I
write to you. I am a Christain, and have been since I was 13 yrs
old. I am also a furry. I do not have sex with animals, nor do I
have any interest in any such affairs.. Nor for that matter do
my furry friends. I think you have many, or reather, I know you
have many of your furry facts mistaken. But most importantly,
you are casting judgment, which is reserved for he who is
on Most high. This is not in acord with the teachings of Christ,
and for your own salvation, you must stop. As I am sure you are
aware, we are... or will be judged for even our idol words, let
not a webpage which claims to be a beacon of light, be the
millstone tied around your neck, my Brother. Do not think I
judge you, because I do no such thing. I do however think that
conclusions have been reached short-handedly, as most of the
world has done.. Both in regards to furries and other subjects
on your page, Yet I am convinced that if you be a man of true
faith and grace, you will understand my words and repent, change
your ways and continue to enlighten the masses. I will pray for
you brother.
Keep the faith and as always;
Peace be with you.
Myron C. Fields
3/12/2008 5:18 AM
Yiff off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Sir,
I feel I owe you thanks, for all the trouble you've saved
me. You are an inspiration to people everywhere. I think we should
arrange a meeting to discuss exactly how to perpetuate the
subsequent requirements in order to engage in the final phases of
this destined Jihad. God bless, and see you soon, during the end of
days.
-The Desolate One.
Thank you. We must be ready. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you Captain Morality. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is this a joke site or is it serious? Either way take it down it's
horrible.
How about you just don't come here if it's so offensive to you. Really difficult isn't it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey,
I just wanted to let you know that it is interesting to see how many
people oppose you yet claim they beleive in something of "moral" fabric.
What has drawn me immensely to Christ has been His unique quality and
oneness. I was for many years a pluralist type. I thought that all
beleifs were true. I found myself empty still after seeking so many
temporal desires of the flesh. You see what "feels" good is not
necessarily God. God made pleasures but Satan mimics them , so we can
get godly sensations by quick instant gratification. I love how the
letters show how confused people are yet they have a foundation of some
sort of truth that just "is". Too many people come to conclusions about
their past experiences and miss the obvious, that the world is fallen
and passing yet God has given us a way through a narrow gate of "one".
How can people think they are left here to do whatever when after some
time we see what is damaging. A lot of folks continue to punish
themselves despite knowing what causes harm .God gives us grace to
figure it out , then it becomes an obvious direction. People love the
darkness and stay often times. They beleive the half truths that they
have concluded by being afraid to make a stand. People think they are
immortal and they relish in autonomy forgetting that any day is there
last. Wars are horrible but where would are lives today be without them.
These are wars that have shaped history, people fight for may reasons,
old traditons , rituals, false gods , natural resources , money and
treasures that do not go to heaven the place set aside for those that
love the Lord. Religion gets the false blame for wars and deceit,
religion like corrupt governments actually keep us from being even more
barbaric than we would if satan was given free reign , without grace and
common love flowing in the world. God is love and love only exists
because of God. One God. Not several hundred that have different idea
and idealism and ridiculous myth. The body of Christ answers so much of
lifes poverty and lonliness and people yet still are afraid to stop
there sin and move on into uncharted territory of God's love. Then they
twist the gospel to suit them, my children will try to fight as with
everyone who is a true Christian , the flesh vs. Spirt battle. It
continues more so after one accepts Jesus as Lord and Savior. They may
make mistakes and even dsin but I will never compromise theWord of God
from the Holy Bible. It's true , it's flawless, it's factual. I wonder
sometimes how "naturalists" justify nature. Nature is a beast , not a
goddess or spirt. Satan and the fallen angels took over this earth
jealous that man was made in God's image with there celestial powers
manifest and shape shift somehow and deceive , with even false "lights"
to confuse people as they chase ghosts that they do not understand . By
faith we understand that the earth was formed at God's command so that
was is seen was not made out of what was visible. People there is
celestial world made before man and woman. That means creatures we have
yet to understand. They have there way for now over all the earth and
Satan pretty much rules the air. True Christians worship the original
"creator" of all that It is revealed through nature and invisible
qualities before us and wired into our consciousness. But the world
fallen after sin was a part of our being is now a place where death
exists. Jesus is the one way , the firstborn from the dead and the
second Adam, Adam translated means "earth" and this means that now we
are made alive in Christ . By the Spirit now we are born again who
beleive in Jesus Christ. ONce we are true belivers we follow but many
will fall away give up and not perservere. Pop culture has a pretty
desirable and appealing effect on people, pop music and pop psychology
and "sin" which is a very good feeling sometimes and temporary releif
from a suffering that we are supposed to trust God and go through. So
many take the easy way out. Anyway, thanks for the site , it is hard
core but so is God. ANd about those folks with the aboriginees I was
hung up on that back in the day and then I looked up the bloodlines and
history of humans. Anybody serious about it needs to check it out. Even
National Geographic has dated modern mans DNA back to the MIddle East.
If we came from monkeys than morality is meaningless, period. it's not
about being "good' it is needing forgiveness from God who came down to
meet us and took the torture on His own Son who is actually Him living
in the flesh , so sin could not keep us from the new life and it allows
us to be new creations only pure through Christ. Back to the tribes
scattered throughout the world who never heard the gospel , they fled
and wandered away after the flood Noah began re populating the world, we
are all from one common ancestor even science agrees. Also if we came
from a monkey we would have to have evolved from seperate species,
because it seems that there are several "type' of humans . No one has
found even one missing link they should have several. Adaptation to the
enviroment and surrounding landscape is more like what man is. Another
thought , if we came from an evolved primate who took care of the first
"human' baby transition. Wouldn't they need a mom and dad? So which came
first? The parents or the newly formed modern human version of teh "ape"
. One more point , we all also have to be incestuous, that would be a
ridiculous for us as mammals. You are on the right track , evolution is
bogus, and if it wasn't how do people rationalize morality and accuse
Chrisitians of crimes. Crimes would not exist becasue there would be no
God and no accountabilty. God Bless and peace be with you . For the
salvation of souls. Also , I think Hitler did misuse Chrisitianty in
many ways, why I found Christ is because i was disturbed at the ever
present "evident" fallen state of humanity. Jesus also said I bring
division not peace knowing people would mis understand the truth . Mercy
is also not an excuse to do whatever you wish, so many are interpreting
mercy as God being lenient. Christ dying on the cross is the example of
the great length God's love has gone to to show us His love responding
to the disaster sin has caused to His prized creations. Mercy is not
lenience , it is a chance to "think' again and seek Him, and follow a
tangible "human " version of God in the flesh . Jesus said "follow me"
not fdo your own thing. Political correctness is distorting the minds of
these Americans that oppose your site. peace.
Cy Pontuo- Florida
More than half of people who visit this site 'get it'. The minority of people write in, angry, because I acted a little bit like them, and blame me for being a mirror of themselves. Most of the negative e-mails I get have cursing, death threats, or just simple slander. I'm stirring up the bad people, then letting them destroy themselves. If you honestly don't like what I'm doing, then just ignore me and I'll lose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hahah i havent laughed harder in a while, at first i thought this website
was real, and i was really pissed off, then i realizzed it was a joke to
show what some people actually view atheists are. i wish people could not
judge others on religion, then the world would a lot better place.
That won't happen as long as religion is around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi there,
I've read your opinion about Jehovah's Witnesses on your site, and I'd like to point out that some of the things you write are not true. I assume it is your goal to offer information on your site that is as close to the actual truth as possible, and if you want me to, I could help you in correcting some of the errors I found (along with quotes from their books/magazines to prove so). Just let me know and I'll see what I can do. have a nice day, Marvin Reigersberg Okay, show me what you've got. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
u are hilarious
And sexy: Don't forget that. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This better be a spoof site, because if not you're just as bad as Hitler.
Yeah I totally murdered 20 million people. Good analogy Fuck-face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is it okay if I regularly dine upon homosexuals, jews, and scientists?
Only if the Goddess Sophia allows it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi,
on your page entitled "Proper Hair Care", there is an image of a woman with short hair holding a shirt saying "Kickin' Cancer's Ass", and the subtitle is "Some dumb bitch who is going to Hell because she wants to rebel and shave her head. Almost looks like a guy though right? Stupid lesbian!!" Now, I'd like to ask you, did you even LOOK at the image before writing that subtitle? She obviously suffers cancer of some sort, and is fighting the disease, hence the teeshirt. You know what cancer suffers have to go through? Kimo Therapy. You know what happens to people who undergo kimo therapy? Their hair falls out! In other words, this woman is suffering cancer and is undergoing kimo therapy, and your site is calling her a "dumb bitch" and "stupid lesbian" because of this life-changing illness she suffers!!! Which, might I add, she has NO CONTROL OVER!! There is NOTHING rebelious about the woman, she is trying to avoid dying from a horrible disease which she unfortunately suffers from! I strongly suggest you remove her image, and replace it with one that more strongly supports your arguement. -- Anonymous (PS: please do not spam this email. I'm giving you constructive criticism, this is in no way hate mail.) We don't follow the witchcraft practices of the Liberal activist medicine elites. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
your outlook on wemon is disgusting. have you ever really READ the bible? if u have... then you will see that it was NOT ment to be taken litterally you obbsessive, lieing christian. Christianity is a lie. Think about all the stuff in the bible.. did the thought ever occour to you that it was a punch of drunk/stoned guys coming together to be funny? You probley didn't. Because your a follower of your own and other lies. You make me sad about how idiotic you can be... and only make me pity you to a futher degree. The Bible is not GODS word. its the 12 apostles word and how they took Jesus and his way... they could of gotten it all wrong. and by God I hope they did. So when you die (and i hope thats soon) you'll learn ur life was a lie and then ill laugh in your face. So. Go do us all a favour, and go die in a hole so the rest of us can live in love and happiness without you trying to find a God inside everthing... You stupid bitch. Thank you for your time asshole. now go die. :-) "Christianity is a lie." Apology accepted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi.
I don't care about all the fucking hatemail warnings on your stupid fucking website. Go get a fucking life you stupid wanker. How DARE you belittle women, saying "Women are the property of men. Men were made directly by God. Women were made directly from a man's rib." HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. And that section on lesbians. I am seriously outraged that you could publish such a thing. I'm reporting this website, for its ridiculous SEXIST remarks, which i will remind you IS AGAINST THE LAW. I hope you soul burns in the firey depths of hell. Fuck god. Fuck you. Go get a fucking life. Wanker. "I'm reporting this website, for its ridiculous SEXIST remarks, which i will remind you IS AGAINST THE LAW." Being sexist, racist, or having an opinion against anything is most definitely against the law. I'm terrified now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To whom it may concern,
P.S. If you are serious about all this, then fine, but if you think that I am going to stand for someone censoring my groceries because they are NATURALLY shaped BY GOD HIMSELF to resemble, to only the most polluted of minds, a PHALLUS, then you have another thing coming, this extremist diatribe differs but marginally from the "Death to infidels" etc etc rhetoric spouted by Islamic Fundamentalists. Thankyou for taking the time to read my message, It will be an interesting excercise in human nature for me to see if you have an intelligent reply/counter argument to ratify your cucumber chopping mindset. Thanking You Michael O'Neill Anyone who takes this site serious has serious issues. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
rofl
but you may want to add more grammatical errors than you already have on there, 'kay? I'm lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
what do you think about marijuana? i think its amazing. we should smoke
someday.
I don't do drugs or drink alcohol (never have, never will). I'd really like to stay away from those issues since I don't know how I could tackle them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello, I'm just a random web-surfer, although I don't have a problem
using my name (it's pretty obvious from my email address). I just wanted to ask what you thought the overall serious aim of your site was. I am, by definition I suppose, an atheist. When I came across your site however, I wasn't sure what to make of it. I by no means think that you are a child-pornographer, or any of the other bullshit that any of the self-righteous assholes who try to condemn your site make you out to be. I'm just curious as to what purpose your site holds, particularly if it holds any sarcastic value. If however, you do believe in interpreting the bible verbatim, are you certain that that is the best way to interpret it? I have always been taught to not believe everything that you read, rather to glean the overall lesson from most printed text. It's complex. First I point out what's actually in the Bible if you take it literally like Christians claim they believe. This pisses off Christians, which is hilarious. Then these Christian write to me, give me death threats, cuss/swear, and use slander. Essentially I write a few things I know are offensive in the most factual, yet silly way possible, and let Christians destroy themselves. On top of that they do all the free advertising for me. Now I'm not attacking all Christians, that's not the point. The point is there are a lot of people out there who use Christianity as a crutch for moral superiority to admonish themselves from the devious acts they commit on a daily basis. How many devout 'Christians' are against gay marriage since they are afraid it will hurt the foundation of marriage; however, at the same time they themselves have been divorced multiple times, and the church doesn't point out that it is against the ten commandments, and a more grievous sin than homosexuality. The contradictions and hypocrisies are endless, and I'm letting bad Christians point them out by themselves for me. That's just a brief summary, of course. What I'm doing is very extreme and controversial, but it works better than anyone can imagine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey!
I am currently doing a school work in religion, and we are suppose to ask these questions to someone who is christian. Please answer these from your own oppinion... 1. Why should you be christian? 2. How should you live as a christian? 3. How does a normal day for you look? (Do you pray and stuff like that) 4. What is holy for you? 5. What is your opinion on other religions? Thanks for your reply ~Pierre Schönbeck Pierre_schonbeck@hotmail.com "1. Since you are being blackmailed: You don't want to go to Hell.
"2. Conforming to the social norm. That's why it was established politically by the Roman Empire. "3. Every day is different for me. "4. Whatever I hold dear I suppose. "5. They are all the same. Most are based upon the ancient traditions of sun worship. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
totally freaken awesome dude.
i have to admit you had me sucked in too for the first 5min or so. i reckon this site is brilliant! funny freaken shit man. the kidspage? LOL omg hysterical. i wish i had the time to make shit like that but unfortunately i tripped on the edge of the earth and broke my skull so atm im too busy being chained to my bed being prayed over. (i had to dictate this message to my black slaves in order for them to send it for me) kudos to you! whats funny is i found this site by googling 'idiot christians' heh heh seriously people have to be pretty stupid to send you all that abuse and shit. like how insecure do they wanna be? no time for capitals or proper punctuation/grammer etc but i so get where you are coming from. also i love some of your responses to emails "is this site real?" "as real as god" your fan from australia "whats funny is i found this site by googling 'idiot christians' heh heh" That's awesome!! =D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just gotta say what a great site. Especially the kidz section. My 2 year old
loved the pictures. Made it easy for her to understand.
Excuse my language when i say You are fucking Genius. I bow down before you in reverence. Yours Magister Faust Wonderful, but you shouldn't bow to me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just kidding. You are all horrible people that do not deserve to live. It is
people like you that ruined religion for me. I am surprised you have not
been dragged out into the middle of the road and shot. All you are is a
group of hate mongers. I have been an atheist for eight years. The only
reason I became an atheist is because of ReligioNazi's like all of you.
That's all good besides the part where you want me dead (asshole.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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