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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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Compliments on your
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"Ralziel"
<dibbler_1999@yahoo.co.u*> |
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Wed, March 15, 2006
4:47 pm |
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I am exceedingly impressed by your website. It is one
of the funniest parody sites I have seen for a while.
Of course, I only realised it was a parody site after
having laughed my ass off for around 20 minutes at the
apprent stupidity of anyone who could truly believe
what is on the site. Of course, after reading through
your site, there are some pointers I have to give you,
which are thus:
1. Go through the site and try not to contradict
yourself. This will make you more believable.
2. Lose the crazy childish persona. It will scare
away anyone who you might want to fool.
3. Improve the graphics on your site. It will add
that professional touch and add to your general
credibility.
Yours,
Simon
(a highly amused gay, pagan goth)
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"3. Improve the graphics
on your site. It will add that professional touch and add to your general
credibility."
I'll look into that, thanks.
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truechristian.com is a
joke |
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"Tim Hui" <timboh56@gmail.com> |
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Wed, March 15, 2006
5:45 pm |
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It's as real as God.
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your response to
atheists |
| From: |
AALEXCAM@aol.com |
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Wed, March 15, 2006
6:17 pm |
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Dear Pastor Jim,
I am a 15 year old girl and I attend Church of Christ in Riverside, Ca.
First, and foremost, I admire that you have taken the time to spread God's
knowledge, but I must admit that some of your ways of doing so have proven to be
against the love and example that God would like us to show. It alarmed me
and made me very disappointed to see some of the following things,
In your response you claim, " NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do
yourself a favor and speak with the Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show
that you are Good and they are Evil, since they are bigots who want to eat your
children and take President Bush out of office! "
But this is incorrect. God clearly states to love our enemies...not to
treat them with hate. Also, God says never to call any man "Good" upon the
earth. Calling yourself good and judging someone else and saying they are pure
evil shows that you think highly of yourself, and may forget that you, as we
all are, are a sinner that God had to die for. Because you are a
Christian, "a peculiar people" you must set yourself apart from the world. By using
vulgar language such as "Vegetarians are Pussys" you are not setting much of
an example as a Christian, a REPRESENTATIVE of God. We as Christians should
strive to be perfect in the will of GOD, and I don't think Christ would have
acted this way. You should also never condemn any man to Hell as that is not
your place. Instead of avoiding atheists,you should try to encourage them in
the will of God, rather than insult them and push them away. How can you
show the love of God if the atheists can't see an example in you?
I beg of you, pray and ask God for guidance, Pastors make mistakes, too. I
thank you for your time, and ask that you open your heart and mind to the
will of God.God Bless.
Sincerely,
A servant of Christ
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"God clearly states to love
our enemies...not to
treat them with hate."
By killing them, I know.
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| Subject: |
Web Site |
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"Eboni JACKSON" <ebbij@sbcglobal.net> |
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Wed, March 15, 2006
10:23 pm |
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I just happened to catch a glimpse of your web site, and found it to be insulting to
True Christians. How can you say racial things, and lies about the Bible, and claim
in the same sentence that you are doing the work of God? This is not so. I just
wanted you to take time and rethink some of the things that you stated, and know
that God is a forgiver. Nothing that you have done will go unjudged, and I pray that
you are in the will of God. If not, may he have mercy on your soul in the last days.
Peace be with you, and God bless.
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When are the last days? Tomorrow or
Saturday?
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lmao dude youre
awesome |
| From: |
"Joseph Sweet"
<joesweet62@sbcglobal.ne*> |
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Thu, March 16, 2006
4:50 pm |
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dude i love your site its hillarious.....when i saw it there are things on there i
never realized about christians......how dumb they really are.....wow i didnt know
they believed in such silly things as that kinda stuff you made fun of.....as for
the hate mail im sorry you get that. i guess the truly dumb people cant see that
your site is a joke but i love it. as a gay man myself i see the humor in what you
did. maybe itll get people to think of how fucking stupid christians can be LMFAO
"we're dirtbags" haha wow youre too awesome. hope you have a swell day.
~Joey~
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Thanks!!
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Greetings. ( : |
| From: |
"Christina Guthrie" <ella_enchanted@bellsouth.ne*> |
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Thu, March 16, 2006
9:25 pm |
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Why, this is funny! I wasn't expecting this site at all, I was just cruising through
a bunch of pretentious sites on Christianity when I "discovered" you! How lovely to
see that America's since of humour is still intact. This made my day. And it's
purple. Keep up the good work.
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Thank you very much!
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| From: |
"Jade van Buuren" <sexy_lil_psycho_playboy_bunny@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, March 16, 2006
10:14 pm |
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Hi!
I've been to your website before and have been (as many others have) completely
appalled. BUT! After reading the emails in your Favorite emails bit...I came across
something I found interesting...and now, I completely understand what you are
actually doing!
"Anyone who belives a word you have put on this sight is the moron."
Then you are a moron.
You're full of shit! You aren't actually serious about all of this stuff, and you
have NO idea how relieved I am! I am thankful that I took the time to read those
emails, because now I know that you aren't a hateful hypocritical arsehole. I knew
you weren't really a Pastor...you can't be. Look at all the indecent language you
use!
Thank you for not being the self-righteous psycho bastard that I thought you were.
Have a nice day.
Jade
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Hehehe...
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im back |
| From: |
"natalie swanton" <nat.m.s@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 17, 2006
10:58 am |
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hey jim! hows it goin? i visited your site yesterday (and e-mailed you!) and
i found it so absurd that im back again today!
i decided that the site must be a joke, right? i was a little slow on the
uptake, at one point i actually thought you might be for real, anyway... you
got one crazy sense of humour man.
i left your site address on my religion teachers desk today, told him to
take a look, (catholic school by the way), he's gonna be cursing you at
church on sunday!!!
right well thats it, just wanted to let you know i got it!!
you got a real original way of gettin your kicks, laughin my ass off now i
know you aint some kinda literalist god-squader.
dont kill and be nice to folk and i'll c u in heaven, (well i goin anyway,
dont know about the rest of y'all)
catholic 'n' proud, peace out =)
p.s. this site is goin on my favourites list! feel free to correct my
grammer.
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| From: |
"Kristin Nordeman"
<nitsirk1448@yahoo.com> |
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Fri, March 17, 2006
2:13 pm |
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take my e-mail off of your site now.
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What is your e-mail?
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Good fun, thanks for
an amusing ten minutes. |
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"Ian" <iansb_@verizon.net> |
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Fri, March 17, 2006
10:33 pm |
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I agree.
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Your site... |
| From: |
"Scott Warren" <ufgmin@yahoo.com> |
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Sun, March 19, 2006
2:39 am |
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Your site saddens me. You are the wolf in sheep's clothing about which the Bible
warns. May God change your heart and shut down your deceitful, non-Christian site.
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God's busy killing people, leave Him
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Great site! |
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"Jennifer Desmarais"
<jennifer_desmarais93@hotmail.co*> |
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Sun, March 19, 2006
5:09 am |
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Thank you for putting so much effort into True Christian. At first I wasn't
sure whether or not it was a parody site. It's scary that there are people
out there with sites like your own who believe what they are saying. Many
Christians pick and choose parts of the bible that they feel validate their
own opinions, and they amuse me. It's the fundimentalists (of any religion,
for that matter) who scare the hell out of me. I mean, does it really take
that much more effort to think about what they are reading? I have a hard
time understanding how anyone can just accept what they are told like
that....oh wait, yah I do, it's called "fear".
Thank you for having the courage to call them on their stupidity. Your an
amazing woman!
Jenn
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Are you being serious? |
| From: |
"Keith Gibson" <keith@gibsonk.freeserve.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Mon, March 20, 2006
2:18 pm |
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Pastor Jim,
Is this site a parody of Christianity or do you actually believe this stuff?
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It's all factual to the Bible.
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RETARDJM@aol.com |
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Mon, March 20, 2006
11:46 pm |
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Hi, I've been keeping my Bible in a pool of unborn fetus blood for about a
year now. Why is the book still lying to me?
Also, I was wondering. I went to church last Sunday and I never got to eat
any of jesus' flesh or drink any of his blood. What is up with that? seriously.
thanks in advance for you holy answers.
Jason_
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Sorry I'm not a Catholic.
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| Subject: |
Adding my Website Link |
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Truevineyard@aol.com |
| Date: |
Tue, March 21, 2006
1:04 am |
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Hello Pastor Nicholls,
I wanted to know if it was ok to ask you to add my website link to your
links page, Im not sure if I am submitting correctly (If not forgive me) but I
didnt see anywhere on your site that said SUBMIT YOUR LINK or ADD URL
So I just clicked on Email US hope thats ok.
Heres my website address: _http://www.freewebs.com/lordstruevineyard_
(http://www.freewebs.com/lordstruevineyard)
I am also a Church of Christ member and was so happy to find this directory.
If you cannot add my site please Email me back and let me know why as I
would like to know, but I will understand if you cannot add it.
Thanks very much
From Cj. Clayton
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I don't post parody sites. How dare you
try to mock Christianity!
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| From: |
"brad coleman"
<stormer300@hotmail.com> |
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Tue, March 21, 2006
8:36 am |
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Oh god this site has left me with a smile on my face,
5 seconds in i read something like "the bible is real because the bible says it is",
i love it, it really does reflect some of the ignorance that is guiding christians
these days. I've gotta ask, how many stupid assholes buy into what youre saying and
agree with the ideas put forward on the site? keep up the good work.
Brad
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*Gives you a cookie*
Thank you!!
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| Subject: |
LOL |
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MIZLEE@aol.com |
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Tue, March 21, 2006
6:30 pm |
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You guys are almost as good as Landover Baptist! Keep up the good work.
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Aww I'm not better!? Pooh!!
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| From: |
"casey smith"
<partlyhere_237@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 21, 2006
7:24 pm |
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I realize that you must recieve many emails, pastor, and that many of these
can range from the extreme (as you yourself are) and that some actually make
intelligibel arguments. Okay. I've decided to hang in there and be one of
the latter. You see, there resides within me--as is the case with all
rational humans--the capacity for calm, intelligent arguments, and for
irrational and insane ranting. I'm sure that the latter comes from our
egotistical, unwarranted assumptions that we, not those with whom we argue,
are right right RIGHT!
To live with our ears pinned shut, to not hear another's perspective and
truly reflect on it, is telling the world that we have made up our minds
that we believe a thing is true and no matter what the evidence, no matter
what the argument, we will stay the same course. So hear me out, lest you be
one of those who cannot bear dissent or unflattering comments about your
beliefs. I am an atheist, and living in the bible belt has taught me that
there will ALWAYS be one who will challenge you on what you believe. It is,
however, the wisest of these who will not break down your door and scream at
you to accept a faith that can never be your own. I wouldn't presume to
tell the world that you, pastor Jim, are wrong in your beliefs, nor would I
presume to tell a Buddhist or Muslim that they are wrong. Beliefs are
subjective. They depend on the person. I can prove this to you. Let us
say that a man lives in a box, or in a confined place away from the world.
This man will ultimately come into rational thinking, of that we are sure,
since man is inevitably a thinking being because of the natural order of
evolution. So, in the course of his newfound thoughts, will he consider
murder, or the bible, or Jesus? No. These things have to be taught to this
man. We do not begin life with an empty slate between our ears, but we have
to be taught many things in our differing journeys. Throughout the course
of our lives we, through experience and rationality, we come to certain
conclusions about the manner in which we believe. I am sure you came into
the church with an open heart because of experiences you had or rational
thought about your religion. However each of us holds in our own minds
different definitions for general terms of virtue such as courage, piety,
good, evil, justice, etc. You should read Plato's dialogues. If you
haven't you are missing a wealth of wisdom.
In any case, since each man and woman has these different views, how can
we--even though some share similar views--decide that one religion, one way
of serving a God is right and all others are the way to a distant place of
fire and eternal pain?
And, when God created the world, as he is wont to do, how come he didn't
present himself to other cultures before Christ did? During Socrates' day
there were many who were of the opinion that there were not just one god but
many. Socrates, however, challenged this notion. Why is there a christless
dropoff before the bible was even written? You would think, being ruler of
the universe, he might want to get to people right away and tell them where
they came from and what happened. But no. The bible was written thousands
of years AFTER the Minoan civilization, and even unto the time of the great
Athenian civilization in Greece. So, thousands of years go by, and then
this book is written in semitic israel, where egyptians are keeping these
people as slaves. That is where your bible begins, sir. By a group of
brown-skinned slaves.
Ironic?
I'd like to think so.
Another thing is this--you feel that no man can see God (or at least that
is the latest excuse I have heard for his lack of giving a shit about
humanity, so this is what we will go with) because the bible says for man to
not lean on his own understanding because God is beyond his comprehension.
So...why trust a bible that was written by slaves? Are you THAT sure that
they were divine? I mean, I have two PhDs, one in philosophy and one in
theology, a Master's in philosophy, and a Bachelor's degree in theology, and
I STILL can't figure that one out. Can you?
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This is some funny
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blondemm1224@aim.com |
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Tue, March 21, 2006
9:16 pm |
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I just wanted to say this is the funniest site I've seen in a while. I seriously
almost pissed my pants watching those movies. I can't believe people are actually
stupid enough to believe this site is for real. It really makes you think about how
hypocritical and ridiculous some stuff in the bible is. The best is what you wrote
about Alf and The Wiggles. HAHA HILARIOUS!
Keep Up The Good Work!
-Megan-
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earth and religion |
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"john tracy" <johnmtracy@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, March 22, 2006
4:14 pm |
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Pastor Jim,
You answered someone's question about earth with this:
<< The Earth is a circle with four corners. >>
Correct me if I'm wrong, but circles do not have corners! If they did,
they would be squares or rectangles, not circles, you dumbass!!! Why do
you think litterboxes are either square or rectangular? So cats will
have a corner to piss or poop in.
John
BTW. Religion kills folks dead.
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Its a circle with four corners.
Isaiah 11:12:
"And he shall set
up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and
gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth."
Isaiah 40:22
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof
are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth
them out as a tent to dwell in:
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just a few questions |
| From: |
"Shawna Stillwell" <sstillwell@wowway.com> |
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Wed, March 22, 2006
7:55 pm |
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Hello. I was researching the shape of the Earth for my Astronomy class and
I came across your website. I would just like to ask a few questions and
get your explanation. If the Earth is flat, and all of our countries are on
one side, why doesn't the Sun shine on every country at the same time?
Wouldn't daytime and nighttime be the same for every country? Also, if the
Earth was flat, how has no one in the history of the world fallen off? If
the Earth is not round, and therefore has no center with a gravitational
pull, how do we stay on the Earth? Why don't we just fall off?
I hope you can explain the answers to these questions to me. I would love
to hear your opinion.
Thank you,
Shawna
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"If the Earth is flat, and all
of our countries are on one side, why doesn't the Sun shine on every country at
the same time?"
Since the sun is small, close, and
revolves around the Earth.
"If the Earth is not round, and
therefore has no center with a gravitational pull, how do we stay on the Earth?"
Gravity? Everything falls down. Don't be
silly.
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Opinion on my essay on
"The Church of Christ" |
| From: |
Gerardamarie@aol.com |
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Thu, March 23, 2006
7:17 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Dear Pastor Jim,
May the peace of Christ and our dear mother Mary be with you! I hope
you are doing well. It is interesting that your website is devoted to the "true
church of Christ." I would like your opinion on an essay I wrote for
theological school on the definition of "Church" and some of its practical
applications. Please reply. God bless and know you are in my prayers!
In the Hearts of Jesus and Mary,
Gerard-Marie Anthony
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The Practical Applications of 2Peter 3:16-17: Evangelicals
Misinterpretation of Two Pauline Themes- Papal Primacy and the Church
Gerard-Marie Anthony
Student #229-35-3236
Introduction to Scripture
March 2, 2006
Practical Applications of 2Peter 3:16-17
St. Peter was known for many things in his lifetime. He was a sinner, a
fisherman, and the first Pope. He also was a prophet; a prophet that
speaks to our times. In 2Pet. 3:16-17 he states, “There are some things
in them [Paul‘s letters] hard to understand, which the ignorant and
unstable twist to their own destruction, as they do the other
Scriptures. You, therefore, beloved, knowing this beforehand, beware
lest you be carried away with the errors of the lawless men and lose
your stability.” Many Protestants misunderstand Paul’s teachings and
letters and have come up with doctrine that is not at all in line with
Paul’s teaching or for that matter, Christ’s Revelation. Justification,
the Second coming of Christ, and even the indissolubility of marriage
are just a few examples. There are two areas in particular however that
this paper will focus on, those being Papal authority and the Church.
Each of these shall be examined from both points of view and then
explained.
The first area which Evangelical Protestants misread Paul’s writings
concern Papal authority. The Evangelicals will misinterpret Eph. 2:20;
2Cor. 2:11; and Gal. 2:11-14 as evidence that Peter and his successors
do not maintain a superior authority in the Church. Norman Geisler, Dean
of Southern Evangelical Seminary and Ralph MacKenzie, a graduate of
Bethel Theological Seminary, state this clearly:
What is more, the same authority Jesus gives to Peter (Matt. 16:18) is
given later to all the apostles (Mt. 18:18)…Whatever the case, all the
apostles, not just Peter, possessed this power [of binding and loosing].
Further, Scripture affirms that the church is “built on the foundation
of the apostles and prophets, with Christ Jesus himself as the capstone“
(Eph. 2:20). Two things are clear from this: all the apostles-not just
Peter-are the foundation of the Church, and the only one who was given
place of uniqueness or prominence was Christ, the capstone…Peter gives
no indication that he was given a special place of prominence in the
foundation of the Church above the rest of the apostles and below
Christ. He is just one “stone” along with the other eleven apostles
(Eph. 2:20).
Third, Peter’s role in the New Testament falls far short of the Catholic
claim that he was given unique authority among the apostles…In fact, by
God’s inspiration the apostle Paul taught that no apostle was really
superior: “I was in no way inferior to these [so-called] ’superapostles’”
(2Cor. 12:11). (3)No one reading Galatians carefully can come away with
the impression that any apostle including Peter, was inferior to the
apostle Paul. For Paul claimed to get his revelation independently of
the other apostles (Gal. 1:12; 2:2), to be on the same level as Peter
(Gal. 2:8) and even used his revelation to rebuke Peter (Gal.
2:11-14)!…(5) Indeed, if Peter was the God-ordained superior apostle it
is strange that Acts gives more attention to Paul’s ministry than to
Peter’s. Peter is the focus only in Chapters 1-12, but Paul is the
dominant figure in 13-28...In short, there is no evidence in Matthew 16
or any other text for the Roman Catholic dogma of the superiority or
infallibility of Peter.
Therefore, according to Evangelicals, Peter did not have primacy because
all the apostles were given the power to bind and loose (Matt. 18:18),
all the Apostles-not just Peter-are the foundation of the Church (2Cor.
12:11), Paul independently received his revelation from the apostles and
rebuked Peter with his (Paul’s) revelation (Gal. 2:11-14), and that Acts
(the story of the beginnings of the early Church), spends more time on
Paul than it does on Peter.
These are seemingly good interpretations pointing to a lack of Papal
superiority, but as St. Peter predicted, many would misunderstand Paul’s
writings in many ways. Scripture and history refutes the Evangelical
interpretation of these two Pauline text of 2Cor. 12:11 and Gal. 2:11-14
as well as their basis for interpreting Matt. 18:18 and the book of
Acts.
Let us begin by setting the record straight on the book of Acts. It is
known from the historical-critical method that the writer of the Acts
was Luke. St. Jerome tells us:
Luke a physician of Antioch as his writings gas indicate was not
unskilled in the Greek language. An adherent of the apostle Paul, and
companion of all his journeying, he wrote a Gospel…" He also wrote
another excellent volume to which he prefixed the title Acts of the
Apostles, a history which extends to the second year of Paul's sojourn
at Rome, that is to the fourth year of Nero, from which we learn that
the book was composed in that same city… So he wrote the gospel as he
had heard it, but composed the Acts of the apostles as he himself had
seen.
We can also see through text criticism that Luke’s Gospel and the book
of Acts are both written by him because both address the same person, “Theophilus”-see
Luke 1:3 and Acts 1:1. We also see that Acts is a continuation of the
Gospel, “In the first book, O Theophilus, I have dealt with all that
Jesus began to do and teach, until the day he was taken up, after he had
given commandment through the holy Spirit to the apostles he had
chosen.”
We also know that Luke was a companion of Paul. Scripture states this as
Paul calls Luke, “the beloved physician” in Col. 4:14 and mentions him
in 2Tim. 4:11 and Philem. 24. The Navarre Bible even notes, “some
passages in the Acts are written in the first person plural (Acts
16:10-17; 20:5-15; 21:1-18; 27:1-28:16), indicating that their author
was with St. Paul when the events occurred.” Since Luke was a companion
of Paul, he wrote his writings with Paul’s mission in mind, which was
primarily concerned with the gentiles:
For so the Lord has commanded us, saying,
‘I have set you to be a light for the Gentiles,
That you may bring salvation to the uttermost parts of the earth.’”-Acts
13:47.
Again:
Now I am speaking to you Gentiles. Inasmuch then as I am an apostle to
the Gentiles, I magnify my ministry in order to make my fellow Jews
jealous and thus save some of them.-Rom 11:13-14.
Thus, Luke’s writings fittingly are directed towards the Gentiles. This
is the reason he spends more time on Paul’s mission to the Gentiles in
the book of Acts than on anything else. Also, since he was a companion
of Paul, he would write more naturally on the things he had experienced
opposed to things from other sources. Finally, if quantity of mention is
an indicator of apostolic authority, Peter definitely takes precedence:
The names Peter, Simon, or Cephas are used 191 times in the New
Testament. Except for Christ himself, no other person receives nearly as
much attention as Simon Peter does through Biblical references…This is
especially significant when we recall that the Gospels were written many
years after the historical events… “John, often regarded as equal in
eminence with Peter (or nearly so), is next in frequency with only
forty-eight appearances, and James considerably less than
that…Archbishop Fulton Sheen reckoned that all the other disciples
combined were mentioned one hundred and thirty times. Assuming this is
correct Peter is named a remarkable 60% of the time any disciple is
referred to…Surely, such consistent predominance is beyond coincidence.”
So we see that Luke spends more time on Paul because of his mission to
the Gentiles and that overall, Peter by far is mentioned more in the New
Testament than any other Apostle, thus showing supremacy if based on
quantity, not inferiority.
In dealing with the other three verses that object to the Papal primacy,
we must apply a theory that Scott Hahn points out. He states that, “most
Protestants will read the Bible in light of Paul, including the Gospels.
But we must read Paul in light of the Gospels because the Gospels have a
place of primacy in Scripture.” The primacy of the Gospels are also
stated in the Catechism of the Catholic Church, “The Gospels are the
heart of all the Scriptures ‘because they are our principal source for
the life and teaching of the Incarnate Word, our Savior.’” Therefore we
have to interpret the Pauline passages in light of the Gospel and not
vice versa.
We see how this theory has dire consequences if not applied. The
Evangelical takes the two texts of Paul’s letters: Paul rebuking Peter
and that of all the apostles as a foundation/living stones; and applies
them to Matthew’s Gospel. Thus, they carry the erroneous notions of
absolute equality of the apostles from 2Cor. 2:12 and Paul rebuking
Peter in Gal. 2:11-14 as the interpreting principle in Jesus giving
Peter the authority to bind and loose. Therefore, they conclude that
supreme authority is just something due to all the apostles like a
democracy.
On the other hand, if you take Mt. 16:18-19 first and apply it to Mt.
18:18; 2Cor. 2:12 and Gal. 2:11-14, you get quite a different
conclusion. Thus, let us look at Matt. 16:18-19 first:
And I tell you, you are Peter and on this rock I will build my Church,
and the powers of death shall not prevail against it. I will give you
the keys to the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall
be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in
heaven.
In this passage, a few things happen: The Father reveals something to
Peter, Peter makes a profession of Faith, then Jesus gives Peter the
keys to Heaven and promises him authority. The Evangelicals miss two
crucial points. The first point is a minute one, but, the binding and
loosing authority appears in verse 19, not 18. Secondly, they notice
that Jesus gives the authority to bind and loose to Peter and the
Apostles (as they rightly note in Matt.18:18), but they completely pass
by the crucial connecting piece of this entire episode. This piece is
that Jesus gives “the keys” to Peter alone! These keys are significant
because they are keys of authority.
To understand this, we have to go back to the Old Testament passage
Jesus is quoting from, Isaiah 22:20-22:
On that day I will call my servant Eliakim, the son of Hilkiah; and I
will clothe him with your robe, and will bind your girdle on him, and
will commit your authority to his hand; and he shall be a father to the
inhabitants of Jerusalem, and to the house of Judah. And I will place on
his shoulder the key of the House of David; he shall open, and none
shall shut, and he shall shut, and none shall open.
Now notice what is happening here. First of all, God is giving his
faithful servant Eliakim His authority, the authority of the House of
David, the line in which God promises an everlasting covenant (see 1Sam.
7:8-16) . Next, God says that this authority figure shall be a father to
the house of Judah. Then he tells him that this ruler’s authority will
be binding. In this passage, we see that this applies first of all to
Eliakim, but in an allegorical sense to Jesus who gives this authority
to Peter. Just as God gave this authority to Eliakim, so God (Jesus
Christ, true God and true man) gives this authority to Peter. Peter,
like Eliakim is to be a father figure to the new inhabitants of
Jerusalem and house of Judah, the Church. St. Paul tells us that the
Church is the new Jerusalem and house of Judah in his letter to the
Hebrews:
The days will come, says the Lord, when I will establish a new covenant
with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah;…This is the
covenant I will make with the house of Israel after those days, says the
Lord: I will put my laws into their minds, and write them on their
hearts, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people…But when
Christ appeared as a high priest of the good things that have come, then
through the greater and more perfect tent (not made with hands, that is,
not of this creation) he entered once and for all into the holy place,
taking not the blood of goats and calves, but his own blood, thus
securing eternal redemption.”-Heb. 8:8-9:12
The new Covenant Christ made was with the Apostles, His Church at the
Last Supper, “For I received from the Lord what I also delivered to you,
‘This cup is the new covenant in my blood. Do this, as often as you
drink it, in remembrance of me.’”-1Cor. 11:23,25. Thus, Peter and his
successors were to be father figures (the Latin word “Papa” and Greek,
“Papas”-the two major languages of the world in the early Church-in
which we get our word “Pope” ) to the new tribe of Judah and inhabitants
of Jerusalem, the Church.
Now if we apply this application to Paul’s writings, we get a truer
sense of what he means in 2Cor. 2:12 and Gal. 2:11-14. We know that Paul
considered himself under the authority of Peter because he tells us this
fact in Galatians, “Then after three years I went up to Jerusalem to
visit Cephas and remained with him for fifteen days. But I saw none of
the other apostles except James the Lord’s brother.”-Gal. 1:18-19. We
must first notice something of grave importance that Stephen Ray points
out:
When Paul finally “made contact” with the Church, it was Peter he went
to visit. As is his regular designation for Peter in his epistles, Paul
refers to him as “Rock” (Cephas)…By referring to Simon Peter as Cephas,
Paul acknowledges the special position of Peter signified by that
name…The purpose of Paul going to Jerusalem on this occasion was to make
the acquaintance of the leading apostle-and not merely to make his
acquaintance but to inquire of him (for that is the force of the verb
historesai which he uses). For Peter was a primary informant on matters
which it was now important that Paul should know-the details of Jesus’
ministry and the ‘tradition’ of teaching that derived from him.
Paul purposely sought ought Peter for a fifteen day visit. If he did not
view him as an authority, he would not have stayed so long. Secondly, he
calls him Cephas, a formal title given to him from Jesus, not simply
“Peter” the informal name of a peer. The original Greek verb also shows
us that he had to ask him something of importance that he probably
needed an answer, hence he inquired of him, not simply sat and talked
with him.
Hence, we can truly interpret 2Cor. 12:11; Eph. 2:20; and Gal. 2:11-14.
In 2Cor. 12:11, Paul is not saying that Peter has no primacy, he is
defending his ministry against those who say he has no authority or
claim that he is a false apostle. This is stated clearly in the text if
you read the previous chapter, “And what I do I will continue to do, in
order to undermine the claim of those who would like to claim that in
their boasted mission they work on the same terms as we do. For such men
are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles
of Christ.”-2Cor. 11:12-13. So in 2Cor. 12:11, Paul is not denying
Peter’s supremacy. Also, in Eph. 2:20, Paul is speaking to the Gentiles
telling them that they are “fellow citizens in the house of God”-Eph.
2:19, and one with the house of God because of Christ who is the
capstone. He states this in verse 21, “in whom the whole structure is
joined together and grows into a holy temple in the Lord.” Paul is
speaking of the unity and equality of Gentiles with the rest of the
Church because of Christ in this passage. This is why he speaks of
“equality among those in the Church”, not to downgrade Peter’s
importance. Lastly, in Gal. 2:11-14, where Paul condemns Peter, He still
is not demeaning Peter’s primacy as head of the Church. We see that he
once again acknowledges him as Cephas, the title given to him alone as
head of the Church. Secondly, he tells us the reason why he admonishes
him, “because he stood condemned.”-Gal. 2:11. As a servant of God, he
was correcting his brother in Christ because he was saying one thing but
doing another. If “the LORD reproves him whom he loves.”-Pro. 3:12,
should not the followers of the Lord do the same thing? It does not mean
that you do not respect someone’s authority if you correct him, it just
means you care about him. That is all that Paul was doing. He cared
about the Gentiles whom Peter was insulting, so he corrected Peter.
Therefore, we see that the Evangelical interpretation of denying Peter’s
primacy is completely false if you align it with the rest of Scripture!
In concluding that Peter has primacy in the Church, we come to the topic
of the Church herself. Evangelicals base their idea of Church on being
an invisible body that is unseen physically here on earth because there
are no more original apostles. They view 2Cor. 12:12 as a key text that
shows this. According to Evangelicals, the Church is an invisible
spiritual reality, “Nowhere in the New Testament does anyone say, ‘Let’s
go to church,’ nor is the church referred to as a building, except as a
metaphorical ‘body’ and ‘holy nation,’ refer to God’s people. As the
hymn writer put it:
The Church is not a building, The Church is not a steeple, The Church is
not a resting place, The church is a people.”
Mr. Geisler states, “Evangelical Protestants reject the Roman Catholic
insistence that the Church which Christ and the apostles spoke of must
be manifested in a visible organization, namely the Roman Catholic
Church.” He then gives Scriptural reasons for this position:
Rom. 1:5. First, Paul is speaking here about his apostleship…Further, to
be an apostle one had to be an eyewitness of the resurrected Christ
(Acts 1:22; 1Cor. 9:1; 15:5-7), which clearly disqualifies anyone after
the first century, and thus negates the claim that the teaching office
of the Roman Catholic Church is somehow implied here…However [Paul] was
an apostle (Gal. 1:1) who received direct revelation from God (Gal.
1:12), who compared his apostolic authority with that of the other
apostles (Gal. 1:17; 2:5-9) and who manifested the “signs of an apostle”
(2Cor. 12:12). Further, Paul explicitly listed the appearance of the
resurrected Christ to him as qualifying him as an apostle…What is more,
it is evident from several text there were no more appearances of Christ
to confirm apostolic authority after Paul. First there are no other
appearances listed in the 1Corinthians 15 list after that of Paul, which
he describes as “the last of all.”…Finally, Paul and the other apostles
manifested the “signs of an apostle”(2Cor. 12:12) which included the
ability to heal all diseases, even naturally curable ones, immediately
(cf. Acts 3:7), to exorcise demons on command (Matt. 10:8; cf. Acts
16:16-18), strike dead some who lied to the Holy Spirit (Acts 5:1-11),
and even perform resurrections from the dead (Matt. 10:7; cf. Acts 20).
This automatically excludes anyone alive today, including the Pope,
since no one possesses the power to perform these kinds of apostolic
signs. Without these kinds of apostolic signs there is no proof of
apostolic authority…It is true that when the body of Christ began it was
all visible since no believers had died and gone to heaven, so of course
it was a visible church when Christ founded it. The invisible church
only grew as Christians died and went to heaven. Protestants do not deny
that there was a visible Christian church on earth that traces back to
the apostles who exercised authority over it, including excommunication.
What Protestants object to (and Catholics have not proven) is that Roman
Catholic jurisdiction is the sole heir to this original visible Church
that began with the apostles and will continue until Christ comes
without the gates of hell destroying it.”
In other words, since the Apostles are the foundations of the visible
Church, there are no more living apostles, so the visible church had to
disappear with the apostles. Therefore, there is only an invisible
church, which is the mystical body of Christ.
This seems to be a clever argument, but upon further review, it is seen
that once again this is a misreading of Paul’s writings. First of all,
if miracles and cures are signs of the visible Church, we know that the
Church has never disappeared because even in the very beginnings of the
Post-Apostolic age, miracles occurred. Miracles became a requirement for
canonization after St. Francis of Assisi in the 13th century and our
late Holy Father Pope John Paul II canonized over 470 saints during his
papacy alone, not to mention has driven out demons by performing three
known exorcisms.
Biblically speaking, this is a misinterpretation of the text as well. If
the invisible body of Christ is a result of the disappearance of the
visible one, that means that there are two different entities or
Churches, which would mean that there are two bodies of Christ. This is
a obvious contradiction of Eph. 4:4-5, “There is one body and one
Spirit, just as we are all called to one hope that belongs to your call,
one Lord, one Faith, one baptism, one God and Father of us all, who is
above all, through all, and in all.” We know that Christ does not have
two bodies (unless you are Nestorius who believed Jesus was two
persons), one visible and another invisible. That would not be union,
but a dysfunction!
Secondly, we see that the Church is not just made up of Apostles. Paul
tells us this in his letter to the Ephesians:
And his gifts were that some should be apostles, some prophets, some
evangelist, some pastors and teachers, for the equipment of the saints,
for the work of the ministry, for the building up of the body of
Christ.-Eph. 4:11
So even if the apostles didn’t have succession, other members still
would make up a visible portion of the Church.
Thirdly, there is clearly a passing on of the apostolic office in the
New Testament. This is shown in Acts 1: 20-26:
For it is written in the book of Psalms,
‘Let his habitation become desolate, and let there be no one to live in
it’; and ‘His office let another take.’…
And they put forward two, Joseph called Barsabbas, who was surnamed
Justus, and Matthias. And they prayed and said, “Lord, who knowest the
hearts of all men, show which one of these two thou hast chosen to take
the place in this ministry and apostleship from which Judas turned
aside, to go to his own place.” And they cast lots for them, and the lot
fell on Matthias; and he was enrolled with the eleven apostles.”
1Timothy 4:14 shows that this succession or passing on of the apostolic
priestly ministry is passed on by the laying of hands, “Till I come,
attend to the public reading of Scripture, to preaching, to teaching. Do
not neglect the gift you have, which was given you by prophetic
utterance when the council of elders laid their hands on you.” This
verse also shows that the apostolic ministry included preaching and
teaching. In Paul‘s letter to Titus we see that this ministry also
involves one of governance, “This is why I left you in Crete, that you
might amend what was defective, and appoint elders in every town I
directed you. For a bishop, as God‘s steward, must be blameless.” A
steward watches over an area and this involves governance. Furthermore,
if there were not to be a passing on of apostolic authority, why even
ordain other bishops in the first place? Why would Paul give
qualifications for bishops in Tit. 1:7-9; 1Tim. 3:1,8; 5:17? Most of
all, why would he tell Titus to appoint them in every town following the
example of the other apostles in Acts 14:21-23? The very fact that the
Apostles, including Paul, ordained other bishops shows that they
intended for others to follow them in their apostolic office. It would
not make sense other wise.
The words of Christ show a visible Church as well. Jesus says to his
disciples, “And I will pray the Father, and he will give you another
Counselor, to be with you for ever, even the Spirit of truth, whom the
world cannot receive, because it neither sees him nor knows him; you
know him, for he dwells with you, and will be in you”-Jn. 14:16-17.
Notice that Jesus tells the Apostles that the Holy Spirit will be with
them forever. This is a promise from His great commission in Matt.
28:18-20, “All authority on heaven and earth has been given to me. Go
therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name
of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to
observe all that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, to
the close of the age.” If Christ were to make an invisible Church built
on apostles, why would he command them to make disciples of all nations?
Jesus, being God, would know that the Apostles themselves would not live
until the end of the world. Therefore, he knew they would have to pass
on their office through out time.
The final proof of a visible Church is the totality of Scripture. It is
one complete book with God as its author. Thus, “the New Testament lies
hidden in the Old and the Old Testament is unveiled in the New.” Israel
was God’s chosen people, but also His visible presence in the world.
Now, if this was true in the Old Covenant, how much more in the New!
Jesus tells us, “Think not that I have come to abolish the law and the
prophets; I have come not to abolish them but to fulfil them.”-Matt.
5:17. This fulfillment would come with Christ and His visible sign of
his invisible grace. This fulfillment would come in a visible church
that would present an invisible reality; a sacramental Church that would
contain Sacraments; physical signs that confer the invisible reality of
grace. This logically follows if you understand the New Testament in
light of the Old. The Incarnation is a fulfillment of the Ten
Commandments. It was by God‘s Word, the Ten Commandments, that Israel
knew God was with them, but now “the Word became flesh and dwelt among
us”-Jn. 1:14, so we know physically God is with us. It is only fitting
that the New and Everlasting Covenant should be greater than the Old
Covenants, thus the Church would have to be a physical reality and not
just a sign of things to come.
In conclusion, the Evangelicals misinterpret some key texts from Paul
that help distort their view on Papal primacy and the Church. Their
errors come for one main reason: it is what Scott Hahn calls the
“Either-Or Syndrome“ For the Evangelical, there has to be Papal primacy
or equality; a Church that is visible or invisible. Therefore, the
Evangelical chooses one or the other and end up wrong. They are wrong
because in actuality, God made both of their choices right and to leave
one out makes it in error. This is the beauty of the Catholic position.
It is not afraid to choose both and thus it is correct. The Church has
always held the primacy of Peter because Jesus held the primacy of
Peter. As an apostle, he was equal to the others in his mission to bind
and loose, but higher than them in his role as the chief pastor of God’s
flock. The Catholic Church does not say the Church is an invisible unity
or simply a mystical/spiritual organism. She says that she is a
physical, governing body as well. In God’s Wisdom, I think He did this
purposely because we human beings are organisms made up of a physical
body and a spiritual soul and would need to sanctify both in order to
glorify God. In this, the Church also imitates Christ in a physical
human nature and a spiritual nature. Thus, we see that Peter was not
only the head of the Church, but a great prophet. We must take his
advice and beware not to misread Paul’s writings to our own destruction!
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| Subject: |
are you the dead
pastor? |
| From: |
"matt springsteen"
<superman46320@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, March 23, 2006
9:03 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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I saw on tv a story about a pastors wife killing her husband and taking the kids. I
hope you are him.
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No, sorry.
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The Website |
| From: |
"Michael McPeak" <mrmcpeak@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
1:19 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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This is not hate mail. Not at all. This is a concerned Christian trying to tell
you that your website is disgusting and disheartening. I don't know how you claim
to be a "pastor" and yet you allow this kind of stuff to be presented. And you even
put your name on it! I don't understand how you can allow this to happen. It makes
me sick to know that there may be people who actually believe the stuff that you are
putting on that website. I'm sorry that you get hate mail and threats, but the
stuff on the website is sick. Jesus is the Savior. God is loving and caring and He
does NOT like seeing people suffer and die. I can't understand how you can putthe
kind of things on that website andl proclaim it to be God's Holy Word. That's
disheartening. I'll be praying that
God will open your eyes and show you that you have headed down the wrong road and
you are leading others down that same road. May God open your eyes and your heart
so that you will change your ways and actually begin following after Him and start
being a true pastor.
In Christ alone,
a concerned Christian With MSN Spaces email straight to your blog. Upload jokes,
photos and more. It's free!
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"I don't understand how you can allow
this to happen."
Because I allow it to happen.
"It makes me sick to know that there
may be people who actually believe the stuff that you are putting on that
website."
Sick of yourself?
"I'm sorry that you get hate mail and
threats"
A lot of death threats from loving
Christians.
"Jesus is the Savior."
And he picks strawberries.
"I'll be praying that God will open
your eyes and show you that you have headed down the wrong road and you are
leading others down that same road."
God's busy killing people, leave Him
alone.
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| Subject: |
Disgrace to God |
| From: |
"Lois Helms" <loishelms@bellsouth.net> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
2:25 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD!! HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN, JESUS US TAUGHT
US TO HATE THE SIN,NOT THE SINNER!! YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THE BIBLE
TEACHES AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE LORD!
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"JESUS US TAUGHT US TO HATE"
I can tell.
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| Subject: |
hey! |
| From: |
"Juan Vazquez" <jvazquez@klune.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
2:45 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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I guess you think this stupid ass videos are funny, and believe me you are the ones
that shouldnt even be alive, thats how bad you are for society you lazy
motha'fuckers I would love to see a video of you dumb ass working doing something
good for other people instead of trying to feel better by mesing with other people,
I guess you you guys are crazy and at the end I kind of feel sorry for you, and if
you are really jews, you should have been one of the only ones that Hittler loved
because you are still alive you pieces of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's nice. Now mow my lawn.
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| Subject: |
Hey... |
| From: |
"Andy Guss" <GoGetAndy@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
4:51 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Is this website a joke, or are you for real? You threw around the word
"nigger" once or twice (not very Christian, I'd say), so I assume you're
just putting on a show. What's the deal?
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The website is as real as God.
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| Subject: |
You are an idiot |
| From: |
"Charles Kamen"
<nougatboy69@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
5:19 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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You are clearly an ignorant, uneducated person (but what should we expect from an
Arkansas hick?). Your grammar sucks, and your knowledge of history is infantile.
First of all, dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, not trillion. If the world
were flat, at some point a ship would fall off of the edge, instead of ending where
it started. And your calculation of pi is just plain stupid. Nowhere in that bible
passage does it say that the molten sea is a perfect circle. Try measuring a pefect
circle and doing the calculation yourself.
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"You are clearly an ignorant,
uneducated person"
Not really.
"Your grammar sucks"
Really?
"Try measuring a pefect"
Point proved.
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| Subject: |
Anyone Playing D&D
Online? |
| From: |
"Roger Fachini II" <rfachiniii@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 24, 2006
8:07 pm |
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I've been playing D&D Online for a while now, and it's a good game.
I play Vilas on the Ghallanda server, and I'm in Ye Olde Role Players of OTG
guild. (It's a subguild of the Old Timer's Guild.)
If any of you are playing, look me up.
All the Best,
Roger Fachini II
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You need to get laid.
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| Subject: |
hi |
| From: |
"muriel beals" <murielbeals@msn.com> |
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Fri, March 24, 2006
8:29 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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i looked over your website i have a comment too make what kind of website
would show pictures too kids like that
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This website.
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This "thetruthaboutg*d@hotmail.com"
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| From: |
"Caleb" <tfmanguy@gmail.co*> |
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Sat, March 25, 2006
5:29 pm |
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"Pastor Jim Nicholls"
<PastorJim@truechristian.com> |
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I have no idea about whether you remember this guy, but "sdfasdf
asdfasdfasd" has indeed posted a vast list of people's emails on the
internet. Explains why my spam filter is creaking!
btw: I still visit the site
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I understand that. I solved the problem
by editing the last letter of the e-mail addresses of my fans.
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Question |
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"Trisha Nicole Darner"
<buttons@ccountry.net> |
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Sat, March 25, 2006
9:46 pm |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Do Christians who believes circumcision is commanded by God and required to
be saved false Christians or are they just really dense?
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Jesus abolished the Old Testament law of
circumcision:
John 7:21-23
21Jesus
answered and said unto them, I have done one work, and ye all marvel.
22Moses
therefore gave unto you circumcision; (not because it is of Moses, but of
the fathers;) and ye on the sabbath day circumcise a man.
23If a
man on the sabbath day receive circumcision, that the law of Moses should
not be broken; are ye angry at me, because I have made a man every whit
whole on the sabbath day?
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Lot's daughters |
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"Under Hill"
<mr_underhill_76@yahoo.com> |
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Sat, March 25, 2006
10:23 pm |
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pastorjim@truechristian.com |
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"Gee daddy's getting really old, and I really wanna get laid! Every other girls all
over the world get cock but not us since there are no men around here! We should get
daddy drunk and ride his big fat veiny cock all night!"
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Nearly all Christians say they believe
the Bible 100% without even reading it.
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| From: |
BadgerBoy900@aol.com |
| Date: |
Mon, March 27, 2006
12:41 am |
| To: |
PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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