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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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"Rob Girouard" <antglsman@cox.net> |
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Thu, March 2, 2006
7:46 am |
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I just loved the stuff on your site about atheists! It proves just how small your
brain is which also explains your prejudiced opinions. Religion is a cancer that
divides people. Religion is also highly immoral because it has absolutely no
foundation in or respect for the word truth. To believe there is an invisible man in
the sky concerned with human ethics is so absurd it is laughable! Aren't you a
little old to believe some being created the universe through magic? You should have
stopped believing in magic by age seven. Religion is exactly like drugs, an escape
from reality for those who can't handle the truth about their own mortality. Faith
is just a sign of ignorance. Faith is having an unquestioning belief in something
without any evidence to support that belief. Why should one believe anything without
a rational basis to do so? If I told you there was an invisible man living in my
basement you would laugh and call me crazy while at the same time believing there is
an invisible man living in the sky. How can you live with such hypocrisy? How can
you live using two standards for reality? Religious belief is the most widespread
from of neurosis.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in
the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the
invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if
you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and
burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn
and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves
you.
-- George Carlin
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Duh.
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Your 'Ministry' |
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kellyefuson@comcast.net |
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Thu, March 2, 2006
5:02 pm |
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You and your ministry are an absolute disgrace to religion as a whole. You and those
like you (whether they claim Christian, Islam, Hindi, Judaism, or any other
religion) are the very reason so many are fleeing from the church. You use the words
of the bible to your own ends and spread your hate to any foolish enough and needing
of guidance. You represent everything Jesus was against. Jesus taught love and
tolerance and sought to bring people to his father and to cast out those who used
his father's name to advance their own personal agenda. What's worse is the manner
in which you near false witness to all and use the words of that great book in
spreading your deceit. You make me sick. You make me sick to think that you claim to
represent a religion that can be so full of love and caring. Were I a different
person I would hurl so many vile and vulgar insults at you so as to make your ears
bleed. Fortunately I am going to only offer you one single thing and from the bottom
of my non-religion supporting person-
I pray to whatever lord there may be that you find the 'true and real' love of Jesus
and his father in your heart.
Sincerely,
Kelly Fuson
P.S. You and your words make Baby Jesus weep.
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You haven't even read a Bible. I want to
see Biblical evidence to prove what I'm saying is wrong.
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Why? |
| From: |
"Jenna Fisher" <jennaf@att.net> |
| Date: |
Thu, March 2, 2006
11:10 pm |
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Dear Mr. Nicholls,
I think you are mixed up, my dear sir, about the Bible. Many scriptures you have
posted throughout your site are used completely out of context and you seem to not
understand their real meaning.
Like, in the area where you said God is evil because of being a jealous God.
I believe God is jealous because of his very first commandment, you shall not
worship any other God but him.
Our Lord has also frequently mentioned that we are like his bride and the love he
has for us, is like the love of a spouse. I do very much believe that God loves us.
He loves us so much that he cannot bear to see us spending more time with something
or someone else or loving anything else more than him. It hurts him, and makes him
jealous. Like, if my best friend suddenly left me to go hang out with other girls, I
would be hurt and jealous. It's not wrong.
There is a thing I'd like to call right and wrong. We each have it in our hearts, we
know what it is.
Isn't it right to love one another than to hate each other and hate our enemies?
Jesus says to love our enemies.
Ephesians 3:18-19...
"And may you have the power to understand, as all God's people should, how wide, how
long, how high, and how deep his love really is.
May you experience the love of Christ, though it is so great you will never fully
understand it.Then you will be filled with the fullness of life and power that comes
from God."
Also, I would like to say that you are wrong about locking away women during their
period. If this did not exist, none of us would be around. The blood comes monthly
to nourish an egg. When there is no baby for the blood to nurture, it gets disposed
of. Pregnant women don't have periods because the blood has an egg to take care of.
I suppose you already know this.
Besides, it wasn't entirely Eve's fault that sin came into the world. That's a
completely different subject however.
Genesis 31: 34-35
"Rachel had taken the household gods and had stuffed them into her camel saddle and
now she was sitting on them. So although Laban searched all the tents, he couldn't
find them. 'Forgive my not getting up, Father' Rachel explained. "I'm having my
monthly period.' So despite his thorough search Laban didn't find them"
What Rachel did was a very bad thing, with the gods, though as you can see, she is
not in locked up in a cage. A woman's period was when she was set slightly apart
from others. However, no more sacrifices are needed to be made ever since Jesus died
on the cross.
I do not believe that we need to be sorry for our time of the month. Women are
simply made this way, what we should be concerned about is not with how we were born
to be, but how our lifestyle is and what we are doing in the present.
He was the ultimate sacrifice, he died for all our sins. So we could pray in our
hearts and ask forgiveness. And what a loving God he is to forgive us!
He is so amazing! I freak out everyday by all that he has done! Praise be to
Almighty God!
Please do not reply with hateful, immature, or a reply that does not make sense. If
I make grammar mistakes please overlook them. I am not perfect and please do not
assume you are either, sir, because only God is.
Your site is hateful, no matter what you say to defend it. You should look deep
inside your heart and try and see it from other people's view. A respectful person
is full of grace and kindness. What you say is not respectful, nor graceful, nor
kind.
yours truly,
Jenna
P.S. Let me tell you that I stay up late, play videogames, am planning to go to
college, like sports, play chess, and I don't have cable but satellite. I'm nowhere
near an Atheist. Where did you get those rules?
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Well said. I think though still you are
trying to contradict what I'm saying with the Bible, but I notice though that my
Bible data is all literal and in context, so in truth you're trying to show that
there are contradictions within the Bible. How dare you!
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a few questions |
| From: |
"James Carter" <tinker_gnome@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, March 2, 2006
11:24 pm |
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Is this site a joke? Please tell me you don't honestly
believe the crap you post on this web site! Honestly,
reading through some of it, I was laughing my ass off,
but if you are serious about it, then I'm sorry, but
you are a very sad, pathetic soul.
Oh yea, and by the way, it is not the goddes Easter,
it is the Goddess Ostara. The holiday was adopted by
the Catholic Church in an attempt to convert pagans to
their faith. The same is true with many other
holidays. Anyone who has ever done any serious
research into history knows this. In fact, your own
Christian religion has roots in Catholicism, since
Martin Luther, the father of Protestantism, modified
his own Catholicism to create the new religion.
As far as the Bible being the ultimate truth to all
things, well, hate to tell you this, but even if the
ideas in the Bible were from an all-knowing, all
powerful deity, it was written (and ultimately
corrupted) by humans. Which version do you read again?
Oh yea, the King James 1611; isn't that the one in
which they added that bit about "suffer no witch to
live?" You know, they added it so that they could
justify the witch hunts!
Also, I feel very sorry for your wife and daughter.
Hopefully your daughter will run away soon, and just
so you know, sex is not supposed to hurt, and locking
women up for two weeks is not acceptable in the United
States. It is ironic that you don't appreciate being
censored but you have no problem with restricting the
freedom of women.
On that line of thought, it is also really funny that
you don't like censorship...of Christians...but have
no problem with the censorship of any other religion.
Oh well, this e-mail is mostly rhetorical because
obviously any person of any intell at all would not
truly believe the things you have posted. Also, as far
as correcting my grammar, I dare you to try, because I
am an English major and rarely make mistakes. Also,
"moron" is spelled m-o-r-o-n. Obviously, I am not a
moran, because I know how to spell moron!
"Sincerely," James
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"Is this site a joke?"
No.
"Also, as far
as correcting my grammar, I dare you to try, because I
am an English major and rarely make mistakes."
Okay, I found one:
"Oh yea, and by the way, it is not
the goddes Easter"
Double "s".
"any person of any intell"
What's that?
"I know how to spell moron!"
No you don't.
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| Subject: |
If Earth was flat |
| From: |
"Sir Issac Newton" <laugh_princess@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 3, 2006
5:24 am |
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If we dug directly downwards, where would we end up??
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Hell.
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A Flat Earth |
| From: |
"Sir Issac Newton" <laugh_princess@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 3, 2006
5:26 am |
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if we were to include the dome that would mean the earth was a semi sphere. What
would the underside of earth look like?
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The Earth is a circle with four corners.
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love thy neighbour |
| From: |
"bryce grider"
<vgrid101@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, March 3, 2006
1:05 pm |
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Your answer in love thy neighbour faq is good, we get
to no love people who aren't our neighbour, however,
we are also commanded to hate those who are our
neighbours.
In my opinoin (vgrid101) (www.landoverbaptist.net)
love thy neighbour is an interesting paradox.
Jesus did say, "Love thy Neighbour as thyself".
Matthew 22:39 And the second is like unto it, Thou
shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Well, how did Jesus say to love thyself?
Jesus said to hate yourself.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his
father, and mother, and wife, and children, and
brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he
cannot be my disciple.
so that is the answer to love thy neigbour as thyself.
To follow in Jesus steps, one must hate themselves,
their family and all their neighbours.
PRAISE JESUS
YIC
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hey dumbass |
| From: |
"matt springsteen"
<superman46320@yahoo.com> |
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Fri, March 3, 2006
10:17 pm |
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you are the most crazed person I ever herd about. I just read your little page on
women and there "time of the month". Do you follow these "rules" with your wife?
Do you lock her up in a special "room" or as other people would call it a cage.
Woman not enjoying sex? They cry during sex? Well as you stated your wife crys
during sex. Maybe you should try other positions then just laying on her. Like
have her on top. Or try "doggy style". There are many, many positions for the
penis to enter the vagina. Hell, try licking her out one day she might smile.
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"Do you follow these "rules" with
your wife?"
Yes.
"Do you lock her up in a special
"room" or as other people would call it a cage."
We call it "Freedom Pen" since we are
Americans.
"Well as you stated your wife crys
during sex."
All women do.
"There are many, many positions for
the
penis to enter the vagina. Hell, try licking her out one day she might
smile."
That's stupid.
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| From: |
Mspark3@aol.com |
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Sat, March 4, 2006
11:17 pm |
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hmm. . . I am a Christian and would like to say go to Hell. However, I don't
think that's necessary because you already are. And I would like to remind
you of the last chapter of Revelation because you made some big mistakes with
this web site. You should thank God that he no longer literally smites people!
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Back when the world was flat.
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Your site... |
| From: |
"Forrest" <fpennington@gmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Sun, March 5, 2006
12:27 pm |
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"PastorJim@truechristian.com"
<PastorJim@truechristian.com> |
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Thanks for the giggle I got reading your e-mails. Always nice to know
somepeople are still capable of comprehending sarcasm. :)
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Great site |
| From: |
"JDR" <tilapia2006@gmail.co*> |
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Sun, March 5, 2006
2:38 pm |
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Hey Jim,
I just wanted to say I loved youre site. It is hilarious. I believe it is
one of the funniest christian parody sites out there. Keep up the great
work.
JD
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Thank you very much!
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| Subject: |
Ephesians 4:32 |
| From: |
IsaD7@aol.com |
| Date: |
Sun, March 5, 2006
10:26 pm |
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Sir,
I have two things to talk to you about. One, I understand your position
about forbearance and homosexuality and I can’t agree with you more, we as
Christians should not acknowledge this atrocity in our culture. The one thing I
need to keep in my mind is that God has not charged me with the responsibility
of judgment for those who choose this nature of lifestyle. It’s sad to see
this in particular with in our youth but we must pray and seek Gods guidance for
emancipation from this and keep us from being exposed to homosexuality. I
pray to God my little ones never ask me about gays and lesbians. I don’t think
I can elucidate it the way God would want me to. I must seek His leadership
and be instant in season and out. Secondly, you have found a distinctive way
to manipulate a lot of young people. God has selected you for service and a
purpose and you are screwing it up. I feel I need to tell you that one day God
will punish you for the wicked and cruel things you have done and said to
people. I think you may be a pastor, of a church no doubt, one that does not
serve God the way he desires to be served. You sir, have been misled. I hope I
didn’t offend you in any way. That was not the point of my discussion. I
simply felt led to let you know that God is displeased with your service. Thanks
for your attention and please feel free to post this e-mail on your web site
along with your witty defensive retribution. May God bless you and yours.
And have a wonderful day.
Ephesians 4:32 read it!
IsaD
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Ephesians 4:32
32And
be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God
for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
What's your point?
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good times! |
| From: |
"Tina Castle" <t.castle@sbcglobal.ne*> |
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Sun, March 5, 2006
11:22 pm |
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Just went through your site...best laugh I've had in a loooong time. It takes an
amazing amount of work to sound so miserably ignorant. Kudos! Especially loved all
those godly references to "being a pussy" hahahahaha
thanks again :)
Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of
self-sacrifice.
-w. wilson
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Thank you kindly, M'Lady.
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This & That |
| From: |
"Godless Bastard"
<Andy@GodlessBastard.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, March 6, 2006
12:28 am |
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I absolutely LOVE your typical atheist cartoon. Brilliant! I'm going to
feature it on my site.
Hugs & kisses, you ignorant, weak-willed gullible, intellectually-inferior,
cowardly bible-punching, moron.
Andy
www.GodlessBastard.com <http://www.godlessbastard.com/>
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So then you're a Christian?
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...........PREACH! |
| From: |
judgenothynaybor@netscape.net |
| Date: |
Mon, March 6, 2006
4:25 pm |
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It's where are the hot chicks are.
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true christian |
| From: |
"Aaron Fromer"
<fromer11@comcast.ne*> |
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7, 2006 2:04 am |
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o.k. so someone at school showed me your site and i must say it is one
of the funniest things i have seen in a really long time. The "Christian
Science" is personally my favorite part. The part where u talk about
people coming from water. Its just so funny i really cant get over it.
Keep up the good work!
p.s. I'm Jewish yet still a fan of Truechristian.com!
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Thanks! Pass the bacon!
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| From: |
"Alice Reilly"
<stpdrckr420@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 7, 2006
6:48 pm |
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The Evolutionists give lies that the world is round, when the Bible CLEARLY says
it's flat: Isaiah 11
12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts
of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the
earth. The Church has always known the world was flat, but many denominations of
Christianity gave into the Satanic Liberals who changed that, saying it was round.
If the world really was round, the use Christians would know about that since God
would have told it to us in the Bible. What fools!! Ever considered
the phrase "four corners" to mean the four cardinal directions, or "north, south,
east, and west"?
Alice Reilly
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Yes, what does that have to do with
anything though?
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"Boune" <kingkeo@metrocast.net> |
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Tue, March 7, 2006
7:07 pm |
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whore bitch cunt licking fuck face
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Yes it's true.
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| From: |
"Alice Reilly"
<stpdrckr420@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 7, 2006
7:17 pm |
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In addition, have you ever considered the fact that there are other religions out
there with "proof" that they are the one, true, and only way? How do you know if two
or more religions all have supposed "proof" of their credibility which ones are
false? There are fundamentalists on the other end who have the same claims of their
religion as you do of yours, you know.
And is it appropriate to use racial slurs like "nigger" on your site when in all
likelihood Jesus himself was probably of Arabian or similar descent since #1 he
was born to Jewish people who were later converted and #2 was born in the MIddle
East of #3 Middle Eastern parents? If you're going to call Evolutionists
"nigger-lovers," then why can't you just call yourselves "towel-heads" or some
other Arab-aimed slur?
Did you know that not ALL Muslims are the fundamentalist equals of yourself on
their end of the spectrum? Did you know that a good majority of them are ashamed
of the fundamentlist terrorists you refer to? Did you know that not all of them
live in sand dunes and caves? Did you kow that the red dot on the forehead you
refer to is largely a product of the Hindu religion, not Islam?
If the following statement is true, then why is it that you say that God is in
fact NOT a loving God ans hates those who sin? "God loves us even though we sin.
(Romans 5:8)"
Did you know that the passage "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live, " was
actually a mistranslation of the original Latin text, which correctly translated
reads "Thou shalt not suffer a POISONER to live?" Did you also know that there are
many happily married Pagans out there?
If women are so weak because they fell prey to Satan, a fallen angel, then what
does that say about the wekness of men, who fell prey to a mere woman?
By the way, I very HIGHLY recommend that you re-take an elementary school course
in spelling since you obviously cannot speel correctly either "moron" or "Koran
(sometimes acceptably spelled as Qu'ran". They are NOT spelled as you spelled
them, "moran" and "Coran." And "crustacean" is NOT spelled "crestations." If you
expect to be taken seriously, you should speak seriously and put out words that
are legible and correctly spelled.
Alice Reilly
You know there's something wrong with the world when the best rapper is white, the
best golfer is black, the tallest dude in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing
the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes
nothing to make bones with," and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to
supplying his system with the raw material of bones; walking all the while behind
his oxen; which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his plough along in spite
of every obstacle.
Henry David Thoreau
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| Subject: |
non religiousness |
| From: |
"Mike Gilbrech"
<skyguy691@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 7, 2006
11:29 pm |
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Dear Pastor, i stumpled upon your site verry recently and as i was reading your
literature i thought to myself, "why does he hate atheists so much?". As I myself am
an atheist the only thing that i believe in is that there should be no religion what
so ever. After all there have been millions of people killed in the name of
religion, christian religion or not. Seriously the world would be much better off if
it did away with the whole religion thing. I mean the only thing that makes you a
christian is that you were brought up christian, as was I, you could just as easily
be a muslim or a jew or any number of religions. besides what makes christianity so
special there are many religions out there whats so special about christianity? And
if god was such a nice person (so nice to create the universe) and so nice to give
us a choice of what we want to believe (free will) dont you think he would cut us
some slack if we decided to utilize our free will and dissagree from what the bible
says
because i could of just as easily gotten together with a bungh of my friends and
wrote a big book with lots of stories in it and thousands of years later have a
religion named after me. PEACE
PS. write me back
sincerely, mike
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"Seriously the world would be much
better off if
it did away with the whole religion thing."
But without religion religious leaders
wont make money.
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| From: |
"Alice Reilly"
<stpdrckr420@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, March 8, 2006
6:04 am |
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Hey, what about this? And I quote, from your site:
"Humans were physically are perfect beings which PROVES their must have been a
Creator."
I think it's funny that you're such a hypocrite. You criticize people whom you
claim have no decent grasp on modern English, but you clearly have none yourself.
That should read humans "were physically" (kind of ironic, don't you think?) or
humans "are physically" in order to be grammatically correct, not both. Also, you
probably should have used "there" instead of "their."
Alice Reilly
You know there's something wrong with the world when the best rapper is white, the
best golfer is black, the tallest dude in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing
the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes
nothing to make bones with," and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to
supplying his system with the raw material of bones; walking all the while behind
his oxen; which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his plough along in spite
of every obstacle.
Henry David Thoreau
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| Subject: |
Enquaries |
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willet3@manchester.com |
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Wed, March 8, 2006
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Hello,
I would like to order for some order in your store, let me know if
you ship via Fedex/UPS .
I look forward to hearing from you today.
Best Regards,
Kate
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We will ship to Great Britain, don't
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ooPS!!! |
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"Danny Blue"
<mrdannyblue000@hotmail.co.uk> |
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Wed, March 8, 2006
9:23 am |
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Dear Whoever
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your website, and try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow
them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing
odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the
odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period
of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I
have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly
states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination -
Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops
in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.
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That isn't your e-mail pal:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
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| Subject: |
megan law |
| From: |
"Fima Fimovich"
<estrinyefim@gmail.com> |
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Thu, March 9, 2006
2:37 am |
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Hello, Jim.
I read your article about megan law and sex offenders in US
http://www.truechristian.com/megan.html
Here my story becoming sex offender.
I would like to send you some links to publications about my child porn criminal
case. This case is getting public
attention as an example of a miscarriage of justice. I could not
defend myself, because I did not have enough money for a computer
expert.
I was forced to confess to the
possession of child porn. My browser was hijacked while I was browsing
the web. I was redirected to illegal sites against my will. Some
illegal pictures were found on my hard drive, recovering in
unallocated clusters, without dates of file creation/download.
I do not know how courts can widely press these charges on people to
convict them, while the whole Internet is a mess.
This is my story in inquisition21.com. There is all
information about case written by Irish writer Brian
Rothery.
http://www.inquisition21.com/article~view~7~page_num~3.html
This is publication in Wired news
http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,63391,00.html
This is publication in Theregester
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/13/browser_hijacking_risks/
Article in Globe and Mail newspaper
http://ctv.globetechnology.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20040617.gttwhijac17/tech/Technology/techBN/ctv-technology
Article in ZDnet
http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1105_2-5344831.html
This is article in Washington Times, May 22, 2004
There is information about my case.
http://www.cato.org/cgi-bin/scripts/printtech.cgi/dailys/05-30-04.html
Article in Crime research center:
http://www.crime-research.org/news/07.22.2004/506/
Article in Dallas, TX Newspaper
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=13614767&BRD=1426&PAG=461&dept_id=528214&rfi=6
Child porn law was declared unconstitutional in Hennepin County, Minnesota, USA'
http://xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=11750
"I came here to the US as political refugee from the former Soviet
Union, and, now like many other people in the US, I feel shame that
all of this can happen in the US – supposed to be the greatest
democracy in the world."
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Next time use FireFox.
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Re: hi :-D |
| From: |
"josh henderson" <imajonesen@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, March 8, 2006
10:34 pm |
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Because I saw your picture and let me tell you
i likey
: )
pastorjim@truechristian.com wrote: No, why?
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> i have one question ...
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> do you have a g/f???????
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re: Pastor Jim must be
told to STOP |
| From: |
"Thomas Ndayiragije" <tndayiragije@gmail.com> |
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Thu, March 9, 2006
8:25 am |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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No way, i am joining in the outcry of the many citizens of the world to say
No to Pastor Jim to stop excelling his hate skills, disguising as "True
Christian". Who are you to pass jugement? It belongs to God only. America is
in crisis indeed! morals will continue to decline because such so called
pastors like jim believe heaven is theirs only. Do you think you have
changed any person who read your website? no ! you are leading many astray
even those who pass by your web site seeking God, you should be accountable
for them because they don't find anything inspiring! can you imagine i
visted your web site today and only to find insults to people, blacks,
whites, homosexual, etc!
Hah the way you comment to those who write to you shows what a person you
are. Please if you are disguising to be a christian, at least think of
incorporating some sanity when commenting on e-mails sent to you, show some
love, indicate a scripture.
To end it just know that you do not love God more than He loved you! John
3:16
=============Thomas Ndayiragije
Tel +256(0)752665696
E-mail:thomasndayiragije@yahoo.com
tndayiragije@yahoo.com
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"Who are you to pass jugement?"
I'm me.
"It belongs to God only."
Didn't you just pass judgment on me?
"Do you think you have changed any
person who read your website?"
Yes. In an e-mail in my Favorite E-mails
page, Saren Meserkhani said ten of her Christian friends turned into atheists
after they saw my website. I'm a miracle worker!
"To end it just know that you do not
love God more than He loved you! John
3:16"
John 3:16...something tells me you've
never read a Bible before..
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| Subject: |
link request |
| From: |
"Jeremiah Schultz"
<gahoachma@gmail.com> |
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Thu, March 9, 2006
5:30 pm |
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Hi.
My name is Jeremiah Schultz, and I just started a general discussion
message board with a
section devoted to Christianity.
I was wondering if you would consider putting a link to my website on yours?
If you would like to take a look at my site so you can consider linking
to it just email me back
or IM me on Yahoo.
email: gahoachma@gmail.com
Yahoo: balzizras
Thank you very much for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Jeremiah A. Schultz
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What's the website?
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| Subject: |
How can I not go to
Hell? |
| From: |
"Jose Martinez"
<cocksmoker1969@yahoo.com> |
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Fri, March 10, 2006
2:17 pm |
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Hey Jimbo, I have 2 b upfront and let u no - I'm teh ghey. I <3 COCK I once aloud a
man to smear his feces all over my pastey white body. On time some azn guy put his
nuts in my eyez and I could smell his anus. It was hot. I know if I continue this
liefsyle I will go to hell, maybe I'll see you there and we can engage in some hot
man on man love. I would teach you how to do a monro transfer - I stick a tube up
your ass and the other end in mine. I take a shit and it goes down the tube into
your ass. It's fun all teh gheys are doing it. If you don't want teh buttsecks
thats ok. I would love to skullfuck you though. Please help me to stop this sick
behavior. I need help. I don't want to fuck men but I luv it 2 much. PLZ help me
out so I no longer <3 the cock.
Your biggest fan,
Gaylan Zack.
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Oh hell yes. XD |
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"girlofthecharter@hotmail.co*
The world has gone crazy..." <girlofthecharter@hotmail.com> |
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Sat, March 11, 2006
12:20 am |
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I emailed you about a year and a half ago telling you how horrible you are,
how much you suck, etc. There were some interesting emails exchanged, and
all it really accomplished was making me angrier. Then, a year and a half
later, I come back to your website for some reason, and then I realize
something...
I was a fucking dumbass!
Your site is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's quite obviously
satire, and I can't beleive it took me so long to figure that out. It is
the best Christian parody site I've seen since Landover Baptist. What's
even funnier is the fact that very few people have figured that out as well,
seeing as you've gotten over 3,000 emails proclaiming their undying hatred
towards you.
You made the site to piss people off. I like your style. XD
So, I apologize if I offended you at all way back when. Keep up the good
work. =3
Girlofthecharter:
The only thing you have to fear is me.
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You are such a dork. Thanks for the
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Hey buddy |
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"nick roth"
<nickr1283@yahoo.com> |
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Sat, March 11, 2006
12:35 pm |
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I really feel sorry for people like you and I feel
sorry for Jesus. Twisting his teachings like this is
wrong but you have your right to believe whatever you
want.
You will find out the error of your ways soon enough
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hahah |
| From: |
"nick roth"
<nickr1283@yahoo.com> |
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Sat, March 11, 2006
12:48 pm |
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Ha, You can't be Christian! No idiot would be stupid
enough to get out of the bible what you have taken.
You must be joking!
(please tell me you're joking)
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Really? Have you even read the Bible?
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huh? |
| From: |
"katy coe" <aboutyou@hotmail.co.uk> |
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Mon, March 13, 2006
3:09 pm |
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Hi, I’m a Christian and I stumbled upon your web page by mistake, I’d just
like to say 1 thing taking the micky out of people’s emails even if you do
disagree, do you think Jesus would take them micky out of there views and
your not setting a good example for those who look @ Christians, and
certainly won’t male them turn to God please re think what you are doing,
sorry if this sounds rude but I think it’s so not w.w.j.d (what would Jesus
do) !!!! J p.s anyone whose not saved
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Your website and the
aithiest section |
| From: |
"ross girvan"
<ross_girvan78@hotmail.co.uk> |
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1:45 pm |
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Dear Jim,
If you say you are a christian then why do you show such hate and contempt,
I am atheist but as such am proud to say I stand for human rights equality
and love yet you say we do nothing but hate yet this is the only quality you
show. I have many devout christian friends how can they all see the goodness
in me yet you are clouded by utter detesting?
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I'm a Christian. We Christians are all
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hello |
| From: |
"christine cordero"
<gcgreaser16@yahoo.com> |
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Mon, March 13, 2006
5:25 pm |
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I read this site and thought is this a joke? And its astounding what your teaching
kids about atheists, that they're drug addicts and horrible people? Get your facts
straight, im an atheist and i have never done drugs or drank in my life, i don't
smoke or do anything of that sort. Im an atheist because of people like you.
Religion is like a joke to me, just a cult people are sucked into. Its disgusting
how women are at a lower status in all religions. and i DO NOT worship the devil.
Atheist means i have no beliefs therefore i don't even think the devil exists. Your
not doing good for kids, your brainwashing them you creep. You should know not all
people are gonna have the same beliefs as you and it doesn't make them bad people. I
actually respect people with religions its their life, their choice. So why can't
religious people except atheists?
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We Christians make our facts based on
our decisions. You atheists make decisions based on facts, that's why you are
all wrong.
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| From: |
"Robert Riley" <Riley_Robert@stumail.emporia.edu> |
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Mon, March 13, 2006
8:09 pm |
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Pastor Jim,
I'm really intrigued with your site but have only had a small amount of
time to go through it. I have one quick question if you could help me
out. I really like your site, but I find myself confused. If long hair
is bad, then why did Jesus have long hair.
Sincerly,
Robert
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Next question.
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| From: |
"shannon coleman"
<buttercup2000_84601@yahoo.com> |
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4:43 am |
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I have only 3 things to say to you.
-The gospel is different for everyone depending on how
they interpret it because nobody's life or
circumstances are the same.
-I am assuming you've never met any Latter Day Saint
members because your pathetic stereotype is based on
eighteenhundreds fundamentalists. If you base your
stereotype on the few people who have managed to get
into the media for wrongdoing why don't you condemn
all of christianity for the crusades.
-Funny you call yourself "true christian" when christ
preached "love thy neighbor," not love those like yourself.
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Dyke.
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why? |
| From: |
Craig.Shipton@ubs.com |
| Date: |
Tue, March 14, 2006
6:04 am |
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Jim
I am wondering what you are trying to achieve via your website. I came across your
site while doing some research on creation/evolution.
Do you really think your site, language and attitude reflects the character of God?
Craig
Visit our website at http://www.ubs.com
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God is all in your head.
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Remove our link |
| From: |
"Laura Harding"
<laurah@staff.salemwebnetwork.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 14, 2006
8:32 am |
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To TrueChristian.com:
Remove the CrossDaily.com link from your site or you will hear from our
legal department.
Thank you.
Laura Harding, Website Administrator
CrossDaily.com
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804.768.9404 x138 Fax: 804.768.9359 - 9401 Courthouse Rd.
Chesterfield, VA 23832
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I removed it, but you could have asked
nicer. What's up with the legal threats?
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Nice Site XD |
| From: |
"Tejas Srinivasan" <tejasvsrinivasan@gmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Tue, March 14, 2006
1:14 pm |
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Jim,
Wow...you are one funny guy... I'm an atheist but I don't give a crap. This
site brings up the most stupid and retarded points, that I started cracking
up and laughing like crazy. I bet you are an atheist and you're imitating a
typical Christian. If not, man, you are so stupid and retarded that you're
funny. Nice job!
Tejas Srinivasan
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Its a sad thing |
| From: |
Cavazospace@aol.com |
| Date: |
Tue, March 14, 2006
2:29 pm |
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Do people out there not understand sarcasm? I know you are just mocking the
Bible under the guise of being religious. Do these people honestly not see
that? They deserve to be deceived. I am truly sorry that you know so much
about the Bible yet you choose to reject the central truth that Jesus died for
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