Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
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Date: 3/01/2005 11:21:08 +0100
From: "Stian Nicolaisen" <stiangn@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: How?
I just want to ask you one thing..
Do you sacrefice 2 lambs a day as a true christian should?
(book of moses 2:38 and 2:39)
Wha?!
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Date: 3/01/2005 08:55:53 -0600
From: "Wrongness A. Peccary" <amends@gdzsrl.it>
To: Pastorjim <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Good evening.
Hi there!
Au se gole mada
?!
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Date: 3/01/2005 13:24:16 -0600
From: "Ross D" <ross@japan.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thank you for letting in the light of TRUTH
Dear Pastor Jim,
Some weeks back, I had the great fortune of finding your site on the internets, and I really like it. I get it. It really opened my eyes to TRUTH of the Lord's word. I cannot thank you enough for saving my soul. You see, I used to be a demon-possessed, Hell-bound Atheist. I know it must be shocking news to you, but I remember as an atheist thinking that the Bible was full of ridiculous contradictions that could be used to support any idea WHATSOEVER, and as such, all Bibles and religions were major tools of strife, war, tyranny, opression, and evil in the world. HOW I WAS WRONG (only about the Christian Bible)!! There are no contradictions in the Christian Bible!! Your site proves this in great simplicity, with a number of choice Bible passages.
You have a great image in your wonderful site of Atheists being converted to Agnostics and then to Christians, which looks exactly as I did. It's like you took photos of me in the 3 stages. I would prove this to you by sending some photos but I decided to burn my house down and start my new life fresh.
Yesterday I finally quit my job as a physicist, realizing the truth now that pi = 3.00000 as per the Book of Kings, and that all those fancy-pants "mathematicians" have lied to me throughout my entire education. They also had managed to indoctrinate me with false religion of Darwin and all that garbage. As if a fish could become a frog! Or a dog could become a dolphin! Or Humans came from MONKEYS! HA HA HA. I bought a great book on Noah's Flood Geology from the science section of the Grand Canyon National Park center that proves the truth--that those supposed dinosaurs really ARE funny shaped rocks planted by SATAN and LIBERALS to trick us. Amen. Anyway, despite being jobless, I am now much happier with my faith, and ready for the Rapture.
Thanks again for having the courage to keep this great site up in Jesus's name.
With utmost sincerity,
A New Convert
It's good that you finally know what's actually in the Bible. Thank you!
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Date: 3/1/2005 15:45:15 EST
From: Kristina53@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your view of agnostics as low life's
Dear Sir:
I disagree with your beliefs, but I would fight to the death to defend your
right to speak them.
Sincerely
Chris , an agnostic
Umm...okay.
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Date: 3/1/2005 17:15:23 -0600
From: Henry Hammond <henryhammond@mac.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Dear pastor jim, I must apologize for my moronic friend who sent you
that email using my computer, anyway, i found your fundamentalism
parody site hilarious. keep it up Jimmy. At least, I think this is a
parody, I sort of figured even Christian extremists wouldn't actually
believe Muslims are made of poop and still think the earth is flat.
Henry Hammond
The Earth is flat. Haven't you read the Bible?
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Date: 3/1/2005 18:57:38 -0500
From: <house_of_hane@snet.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Observation
You give away your site as a parody too readily. No "true Christian" would refer to his daughter as "Ms." Nicholls--she'd definitely be "Miss." You also need a family pic with the gals IN DRESSES (preferably in hats as well) and your wife with long hair.
Still, stunning use of satire. I guess you figured a sledgehammer would be too subtle--
Peace,
Hane (a Catholic, so I figure I'm gonna be one 'a them crispy critters in the afterlife)
...
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Date: 3/1/2005 18:45:02 -0800
From: Nikolas Paras <ewokjediknight@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Alberto and the Flat Earth society
i found two great christians Alberto Rivera and the Flat Earth society
first Alberto (who was a close friend of Jack Chick) has revealed that the Catholic Church is so evil that they will purposly defy logic in the name of evil with these great examples
the Vatican plans to exterminate the Jews and set up the seat of the papacy in the Temple of Jerusalem, where the pope will reign as God, literally fulfilling the prophecies concerning the "man of sin" in 2 Thess 2:3-4;
the Vatican financed the Moslem-Jewish wars in the 10th century;
the Jesuits assassinated Abraham Lincoln;
Communist Founders Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were coached and directed by Jesuit agents;
the Jesuits also trained Trotsky, Lenin, and Josef Stalin;
Adolf Hitler was a pawn of the Catholics, while his book Mein Kampf was really written by a Jesuit priest;
the Vatican was behind World War I and II, and the Russian revolution of 1917;
the Ku Klux Klan, the Nazis, and the Masons are all secretly being directed by Jesuit agents;
all the other so-called international conspiracies (the Illuminati, the Communists, the Bilderbergers, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Club of Rome, etc.) were actually created by the Catholic Church as a smokescreen to direct attention away from the Vatican.
and the Flat Earth society is a scientific orginization working out of a PO Box in California that seeks to spread the truth of the gospel
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm
I don't think those are true. Silly conspiracies..
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Date: 3/2/2005 12:35:46 -0300
From: "Jose Ignacio DoE-Santo" <jisanto@telium.com.br>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Help from Brazil
Dear Pastor,
I am brazilian living in Sao Paulo and my daughter is married living in
chicago, IL
A couple of days ago, she noticed that is pregnant.
Her husband is not dealing very well with the situation and started to talk
about abortion and divorce.
I don't want to interfere in their lives, but I need to be read to talk or
write some advices about this situation.
Please help me..
José Ignácio do Espírito Santo
Vice-Presidente Comercial
TELIUM Networks
Tel.: +55 11 3365-5858
Cel.: +55 11 7144-6976
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Well you need to warn them that God, according to the Bible, will cast them into Hell for sure if they go through with it. They are endangering the futures of themselves and their unborn child. Besides that, you cant to much more than pray. Good luck.
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Date: 3/2/2005 18:02:03 +0100
From: "Cypher" <da_cypher@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Hello
Hi,
First of all,I just wanted to say what a stupid asshole you are.
Secondly,I think I speak in the name of 9/10 of the world population :
GOD IS DEAD!
Stupid ass.Even if you think god exists,doesn't the bible say that you
shall love your next one?
I don't get how stupid people like you even exist.
Send me an e-mail with arguments back,if you have the balls and the
guts to do it.Probably not.
HAIL SATAN,
Cypher Matt
"First of all,I just wanted to say what a stupid asshole you are."
Pathetic argument. Instead of explaining why I am wrong, you resort you ad hominem attacks against me.
"Secondly,I think I speak in the name of 9/10 of the world population :
GOD IS DEAD!"
Approximately 1 out of 6 people in the world are atheists. That is a scientific fact that can be verified by information from the CIA public website. Apparently though, you are to clever to realize that.
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Date: 3/02/2005 19:22:48 +0100
From: "tom daeleman" <morgorgoroth@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Hi,
Wow, you really are a coward, you don't send back, can't stand I'm right? I understand you are just a patjetic christian, it's funny, you seem to hate jews but jezus was a jew so you hate jezus! hahahahahahahahaha! The stupid pathetic christian got his ass kickt by a 16 year old atheist, your downfall.
"you are just a patjetic christian, it's funny"
Pathetic, idiot.
"The stupid pathetic christian got his ass kickt by a 16 year old atheist, your downfall."
When and how did you kick my ass? I run
a world famous website and you sent me an e-mail to me, telling me you defeated
me in something. What is it? Are all atheists as dumb as you?
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Date: 3/2/2005 19:31:58 +0100
From: "fabian" <damnation_999@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: some questions
you say you are christian , christians hate jews. jesus was a jew?
you say you believe in god and that sience did not see
everything happen , did you see god do it?
you say the devil himself placed the evilness like skulls
on the world? yet satan does not care for the world
only to damn us
your culture is of peace? yet you did crusades?
you dear even insult other peoples believes
while they are just as normal like you.
you even insult sience , witch i could even sew you for doing
you mungering fool , you even dont know if the bible
is really written by them old god damn chrisianity's
you dont even know if god exists , where does water come from ? god! where does baby's come from? god! where does mommy go to? god! where do i go to since i was fucked by a antichrist ? god! i mean satan!
I really eger for your " wise " answers . serieusly try to
bluf your way out of this wanker
p.s. : i'm sorry, the jews where right!
Are these questions, or actually angry comments against me in the form of questions?
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Date: 3/2/2005 17:20:56 -0600
From: Henry Hammond <henryhammond@mac.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
In response, yes I have read the bible, and have you ever seen pictures
of the earth or read the accounts of people who circumnavigated the
earth or seen actual photos from space of the earth or heard of the
people who orbited the earth?
all due respect,
Henry Hammond
No one has ever orbited the Earth.
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Date: 3/2/2005 17:10:26 -0800
From: samantha chavez <psycho.fade@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: PLEASE READ
YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK.
No I'm not.
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Date: 3/3/2005 06:03:21 -0800
From: just bepatient <justlbepatient@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Dude...
that line about the "faggot rabbit giving head to a
carrot" and the artist rendering of man living with
dinosaurs (aka, The Flintstones)
ARE
SO
FUCKING
FUNNY!!
My favorite part about satire is how so many people
are too stupid to recognize it. Great comedy.
I'm impressed atheists are to stupid to figure it out. It just proves are idiotic people are as a whole. Thanks hun!
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Date: 3/3/2005 06:08:41 -0800
From: just bepatient <justlbepatient@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Re: Dude...
Oh yeah, I also love how you threw in "Nigger-loving"
when describing evolutionist. I spit out my coffee
laughing.
--- just bepatient <justlbepatient@yahoo.com> wrote:
> that line about the "faggot rabbit giving head to a
> carrot" and the artist rendering of man living with
> dinosaurs (aka, The Flintstones)
>
> ARE
>
> SO
>
> FUCKING
>
> FUNNY!!
>
>
> My favorite part about satire is how so many people
> are too stupid to recognize it. Great comedy.
>
>
>
>
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^,..^ Thanks again!
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Date: 3/3/2005 09:17:06 -0800
From: Ashley Jackson <teengurlonly13foru@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: http://www.sexinchrist.com/
Suck on this, assmunch! If you say everything in the
bible is true and must be taken completely to heart,
then this should be also, you anti-everything
dickhole! HAHAHAHAHA
http://www.sexinchrist.com/
?
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Date: 3/03/2005 11:46:58 -0800
From: Jason macza <jmacza2@shaw.ca>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I agree man
I agree man, like...
I wish jesus could kill moore Personally . He could just shoot Moore in the head and you and jesus could roll him up in a carpet
then nobody could say any bad about america again.
god bless
You are such a typical Christian!
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Date: 3/4/2005 01:19:20 +0200
From: Peter Ounjian <peter.ounjian@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Peter Ounjian <peter.ounjian@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Read and be enlightened
"Date: 2/28/2005 06:35:19 -0800
From: "run win" <runandwin@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: serious question
ok fine. So you believe in Jesus. But how can you have faith in these made
up stories that boldly conflict with science and the scientific method? I
have humongous balls. There is no evidence that shows that your god is real
just like there is none for other gods. What do you have to say for
yourself now, kind sir?
Since the Bible says so."
Since the bible says so...
I hope you actually take this seriously and spare enough time to try
to respond to me on my personal email, even if it was on your website
i wouldn't mind.
Ok now as educated people (if you even are educated which I highly
doubt) let's leave the land of the idiots and walk among the land of
people who like using their brain.
Correct me if i'm mistaken but the earth has been proven to me round
more or less. I'll send you some pictures if you're too much of an
idiot to be able to find them or if you quit school too soon to see it
in your geography book.
If the earth was created only 6000 years ago, do me a favor, major in
Archeology, find some fossils, study them and prove to me how 6000
year old bones seem to have existed for over 200 million years.
Now let me tell you that the bible was never meant to be followed to
the letter, I'm not a christian myself nor do I belong to any sect
because you can't either prove or disprove the existence of God. You
see me and Jesus are a whole lot more alike than you and Jesus will
ever be. Before you think i'm being contradicting, relax, take a deep
breath and let me elaborate.
Jesus believed in God willingly, he willingly never judged anyone
because he wasn't better than anyone and he died on the cross because
of what he believed in. I would rather be skinned alive instead of
being forced into a religion of which i would not believe in. While
you believe in Jesus, God and the bible to the letter because you feel
like you have to. Since he died on the cross for "all of mankind etc.
etc." you feel like you owe it to him to be a christian.
Yet since you are so knowledgeable can you prove to me whether God
exists or not? I'm talking outside the realm of the bible. Trust me
you can't, i've been trying to do so for a long time but in the end
you reach a conclusion that you can't prove whether he exists or not.
In the end it all comes down to your own beliefs and you are pretty
much no one tell tell anyone what to believe or whether their beliefs
are wrong are right. Then you would be taking on the role of God
himself. Now I don't know why you resort to the bible to resort all
your problems but I really feel sorry for your family. How would you
think your daughter would feel for example if she was interested in
other religions and you forbid her from reading or believing in them
because in your eyes these are the teachings of the "devil".
I was very astonished by the website this is why i'm writing so much
and taking so much time to email you because you are one of the very
few christians who is a contradict, idiot and ignorant all at once.
Usually all christians have one of these attributes but it's so rare
to find one with all 3 of them.
Anyways back to our main issue, all I have is one question for you.
If the bible said that you would have to skin your first daughter
alive and kill her, would you do it? Bother yourself and thing about
this question for once and try to see what your outcome or answer will
be.
Well that's because the Bible says so.
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Date: 3/4/2005 12:30:49 +0000
From: Richie Hewitt <richiehewitt@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Richie Hewitt <richiehewitt@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Congratulations!
Just a quick Email from Scotland to let you know how much I like your
True Christian web-site. Originally I thought it was a parody, but I
understand that you are actually being serious. Either way, it is
hilarious. I would never to criticise someone for their beliefs, but
all you have done is taken your own bigoted beliefs, and formed a
religion around them.
If God does exist, and he is how he is described in the bible, then
your hate-filled rants will have no place in Heaven.
I myself do not believe in God, but I feel that leading a life where
you "love thy neighbour" (as it indeed says in the Bible) is more
likely to curry favour than spreading bigotry to the masses.
Quick word of advice, people are more likely to listen to your
criticism of Michael Moore if you didn't make it so ridiculous.
Anyway, I sincerely hope that you "see the light" soon, before its too
late for your children.
Richard
You are going to Hell. Filthy Europeans.
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Date: 3/4/2005 13:08:37 +0000
From: "Paul Karnowski" <paul.karnowski@hewitt.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hi
Hi Pastor Jim,
One of my friends directed me to your website. I must say, you do profess
views that some would consider fairly extreme. I'm afraid I don't agree
with them, and I imaging that the vast majority of English speaking people
would find them laughable. However, I don't suppose you care given that
you believe we will all be burning in hell while you languish at Gods side
in heaven.
I do firmly believe that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, and as
you seem to prefer to leave God to wreak his terrible revenge in hell
rather than get started on it yourself in this life, I can't really see
what harm you do or why people get so worked up and angry about your
church.
However, one thing I would take issue with is your method of criticising
emails you receive. I have had a look at your 'Favourite emails' page and
a technique you seem to favour is pointing out, and laughing at, mistakes
in spelling, grammar or sentence structure. You seem to try to give the
impression that the opinions of people who cannot spell or construct
sentences deserve no consideration. The issue I have is that, in most of
the sections of your site I have had time to read so far, your own
spelling, grammar and sentence structure leave a lot to be desired. In
many cases your prose gives the impression that you are only barely
literate, or that you are struggling with a language you do not fully
comprehend.
What does this mean? Do you have two sets of standards, those by which you
judge your own prose and those by which you judge others? Or are the
opinions expressed in your writings as unworthy of consideration as those
in the emails you receive, due to the very poor use of language?
Whatever the answer, I would advise that you either adopt a different tone
when criticising emails or vastly improve the standard of your own
writing. As things stand I'm afraid you come across as a rather boorish,
unintelligent person.
Best regards
Paul K.
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"However, one thing I would take issue with is your method of criticising
emails you receive. I have had a look at your 'Favourite emails' page and
a technique you seem to favour is pointing out, and laughing at, mistakes
in spelling, grammar or sentence structure."
You spelled "criticizing" wrong.
"when criticising emails"
Hypocrite.
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Date: 3/4/2005 09:34:23 -0500
From: "Converse, John David" <conver17@morrisville.edu>
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Neverwinter Nights
'I did some research on the game, Neverwinter Nights.
Neverwinter Nights does not have the capability to display nude images. In order to display nude images, evil hackers made what they call hakpaks which you have to download in order to change your character's image from what was programmed by the game designers. In its original form, Neverwinter Nights is a game where characters are encouraged to be good people and combat evil. But if you play the game on the internet, you have to be careful which server you choose to play on. Some of them, like KinkyKingdoms, are basically whorehouses for demons. This not how the game was designed to be played. To play online you use a program called GameSpy to locate the different servers who are offering games. If you want to steer clear of the nudity, avoid the games under the Social, BDSM, or Alternative category. Those are bastardized versions of NWN. The good games can be found under the Story and Action categories.
John Converse
Seventh Day Adventist
You're an idiot.
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Date: 3/04/2005 16:12:12 -0500
From: "andrea c" <andrea_c_1_5@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
you say that God hates certain people, but in the bible it states that he
loves evereyone equally, way to go dip shit. my 11 year old brother coudld
read a page of a book and put random letters together to come up with a
better bullshit phrase...as far as morality goes, you're on about the same
level as hitler...he used the bible to justify killing 6 millon jews, and
you use it to justify you're hatred for other cultures you sick son of a
bitch
ANDREA
So what if Hitler used the Bible to convince Christians that Jews needed to be Liberated. That's what the Bible tells us to do. Deal with God's plan.
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Date: 3/4/2005 13:28:16 -0800
From: Krista Fanning <timber_thewall29@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
I just had a couple questions
1. If humans don't have free will, why were Adam and Eve able to sin? And if
that was the plan all along how can God be a justGod if he created life just to
condem it?
2. How are catholics evil?
3. SUV's are not fuel efficient (not really a question but a comment)
4. How can you claim to be a christian if you want to shoot michael moore in the head? I know you have to follow Jesus' teachings, and I'm not saying he is in any way right, but doesn't Jesus tell you to love love your neighbors?
5. Also, you depict yourself as a very handsome head pasted on a very buff body. Doesn't God teach humbleness?
6. I hope you've never been to a doctor, b/c they are men of science and God isn't to into hypocrites
"1. If humans don't have free will, why were Adam and Eve able to sin? And if that was the plan all along how can God be a justGod if he created life just to condem it?"
God did create life just to condemn it. It says in Psalms 147:5 that God is all knowing. This means that before He created Adam and Eve, He knew they would sin. This also means that He made Adam and Eve in a way so they would sin. Apparently God takes pleasure out of torturing and hurting us, since He thinks it's funny.
"2. How are catholics evil?"
Read this page.
"4. How can you claim to be a christian if you want to shoot michael moore in the head? I know you have to follow Jesus' teachings, and I'm not saying he is in any way right, but doesn't Jesus tell you to love love your neighbors?"
Because that's what Christians do. America is the most Christian nation and has the most gun killings of any other country (besides countries at war like Iraq).
"6. I hope you've never been to a doctor, b/c they are men of science and God isn't to into hypocrites"
I've been to a Christian doctor. There they tie the patient down with rope and excercise the demons out by starvation and prayer over the infected victim of Satan.
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Date: 3/4/2005 14:04:55 -0800
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: T-shirt idea
Pastor Jim,
Here's another idea for a Red Lobster shirt:
Suck the head,
Eat the tail,
Go to Hell.
Or how about a new name for them: Abominable Lobster. And their slogan
can be "We ignore Leviticus!"
How's that, Jim?
John
P.S. Even if lobsters were not "unclean", Red Lobster's food is just
not of very good quality.
Hehe...it's funny but I want other designs besides the anti-lobster verse.
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Date: 3/05/2005 07:11:54 -0800
From: Mack <mkpowers@gmail.com>
Reply-to: mkpowers@gmail.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Orange County California is NOT as safe as you think..
There are hundreds of gays, atheists, muslims, jews, and other sinful
folk here. Plus that TV show 'The O.C.' is based here and it shows such
sinful things as LESBIANS!! Orange County isn't safe from anything
Also one of the largest strongholds of the Klu Klux Klan is secretly located in an undisclosed location in Orange County. I hold video proof of this. Bet you didn't know that.
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Date: 3/5/2005 18:29:41 +0100
From: "Van Loo - Bostyn" <Jan.VanLoo@telenet.be>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: only the Koran is telling the truth. You lie to these kids
Where is your e-mail at?
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Date: 3/5/2005 13:57:20 -0600
From: "Maxx Scholten" <maxx@maxxscholten.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: You are the biggest dumbfuck ever.
After reading the links found in the "Christian Science" section of your website, I felt compelled to urinate on a copy of the Bible, after that, I continued to burn it. I am not hateful to Christian's at all. However, I do hate you for your stupidity.
-Maxx Scholten
I'm just a typical Christian.
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Date: 3/5/2005 18:20:15 -0800
From: Kelsey Bennett <purplemechalynx@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Okay...
First off, I'm not going to say I was a Christian all
my life, I'll agree with you that that is pretty much
impossible. (For the normal human.) I've only been a
Christian for around five years, and am not the best
person in the world... but your site still scares the
crap out of me. First thing that scares me, your
somewhat "racist" opinions. I usually have a open
mind, but you opinions freaking scare me. I really
hope you don't become president because then we'd have
gas chambers sprouting up left and right. It would be
like... WWII-Germany or something. You said on your
site Hitler was a good man. I'm sorry to say this, but
that's just sick. One of the things I can credit you
for is your anti-evolution ideals. Evolution is pretty
fucked up, (Excuse my language) but the pro-Hitler
thing you got going on is as crazy as evolution. Also,
beating childern over the end?! That's child-abuse. A
spanking, grounding, or something I can understand,
but beating them near death?! That's uncalled for.
I'll also add that calling African Americans (Black
people) animals only proves your a racist. Now, I'm
not goign to say your going to Hell because you
believe in Jesus. So your going to heaven, but your
still sick-minded. That's pretty hard for me to say,
but you are. Your a sick-minded person. I guess I've
gotten my point across so I'll proceed. You also put
that you threw your underwear away. Underwear. Please,
get some boxers on or something. Well, that's all I
have to say. Thank you for reading.
No.
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Date: 3/5/2005 23:30:04 -0800
From: freedom usa <ilvpgr30@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: wow
What are the two greatest commandments in the Bible? Do you actually think your tactic will work to bring people to repent of their sins? What part of "burn faggots at the stake" has anything to do with Jesus and how he does things? and lastly -- Can homosexuals be forgiven or did Jesus just die for the kind of sins you commit? -- Perhaps we should take any man with a swishy handwave (like the Wiggles') and burn him to death because he must be a homosexual, and they deserve to die right?!
((Nice joke --come on Jim -- did you really have to create this false website for entertainment? Everyone who is any kind of a Christian can see right through this. You did a good job, though, if response is what you are after. I obviously wanted to respond.))
You're wrong.
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Date: 3/5/2005 23:59:46 -0800
From: Brandy Gann <brandy_gann2002@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question......
Ok Pastor Jim.......i was wondering......if you are such a GREAT christian why is it that you curse?.....i have seen an unbelieveable ammount of cursing......even on the child section....and the pictures are really immature.......did you have satan draw them for you??....and why are you prejudice? I mean if everything was put on this planet for a reason....then appearently African Americans(not NIGGERS) have a purpose and aren't anti-christians....everyone is worthy of being a christian......but appearently not you.....I feel really sorry for you though.....May God have mercy one your soul.....
~~Anonymous Christian~~
I never fucking cuss.
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Date: 3/06/2005 01:30:45 -0500
From: Diablo1of1@netscape.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hi!
I find your site to be quite interesting. It made me laugh a lil bit. Maybe I should try to offer a little enlightenment. When Jesus was crucified on the cross, the thief next to him saw the holiness that Jesus possessed and asked forgiveness. Jesus gave it gladly, and said the thief would join him in heaven. Now, if the Bible is true, which it must be to establish your religion off of it, then you must accept that this is also true. The thief, obviously not a devout christian and obviously not wary of sinning, was still forgiven and allowed entry to Heaven by Jesus. So, if all that thief had to do was believe in jesus and be saved, then how is it that you can put yourselves higher than Jesus and say that only those you follow your faith will be saved? It seems there might be a problem there. By the way, I do not hold my faith in any church, only in the actions of Jesus. But I am also openminded and willing to hear what each religion has to say. If I am wrong in my statement above, which I seriously doubt, unless you can say the Bible is wrong and in doing so say your faith is wrong, then please explain how I was wrong. I hope to hear from you soon.
Xero
What?
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Date: 3/06/2005 07:38:00 +0000
From: "Teagan rivera" <xchica88x@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: how could you
hi..
before i found christ i would have probably written you an email with a
whole lot of curses in it, but im not going to, because that wouldn't be the
right thing to do, but i am going to speak my mind.
i cannot beleive what i have read on your website. the only truth i found on
this webpage was the exerpts from the bible which is real truth. i have a
few issues that i am going to address and not only am i going to tell you,
but i am also going to share these horrible things with my church, but every
church i know, and every true and good christian i know. hopefully we will
be able to help you find better more accurate truth.
first of all, on the kids page in one of your closing prayers, it thanks
good for giving adolf hitler power to get revenge on jews. ok heres the
thing, it is not adolf hitlers job to get revenge. it is NOT his job, that
is gods job and he doesn't seek revenge.
secondly, you have a dildo on the kids page. how is that christian. its in a
puzzle for kids. children do not need to be exposed to that, they will learn
when they are older.
and i take personla offense to the part on your webpage that says that all
other churches, other than the ones mentioned are pocesses. what are you
thinking. you don't even know most of these other churches, so how do you
come off saying that?
"we don't prance around like faggots" what is that. thats so immature. jesus
was a great man and god is all knowing, all powerful and is as loving as
people say he is.
and just for your information, a bird is a mammal.
then in genesis 9: 13 you say it says true christian. com is the word of
god. WHAT?!!?!?!... ummm FYI i could spell my name from that. that exerpt
has all 26 letters of the alphabet so im sorry darling but you could spell
any number of things from it.
we i came across your website i was discusted. it really made me sick to my
stomach. how can you say all this... o and "no donation, no salvation"
what!! yea ok... i didn't pay anything for my salvation and i am stilled
saved. god loves me. i don't beleive that you can say all this in the name
of god... here is what i am asking, if anything, say what you want but don't
say its gods word because it isn't. your truth is what you want it to be.
stop it now. i pray for you and your family. i pray that you find truth and
make things right. i pray that some angry person claiming to be christion
doesn't come and kill you. do you realize that it could happen, what your
saying is a lie and that makes people angry. please stop what your doing.
god wasn't mean, and you are.
"we i came across your website i was discusted."
Do you speak English?
"and just for your information, a bird is a mammal."
Oh good. For a minute I thought you
weren't a Christian. At least you have knowledge of the Bible.
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Date: 3/6/2005 04:10:19 -0500
From: "ivano ribet" <ivanor@aei.ca>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: God Hates Us All All headers
Hey Pastor Jim;
How's it going? I've noticed that many times on your site, especially
on the kids page, you mention that "god" loves us. Are you sure that "god"
even exists. Cause it seems to me that if he does then he probably just
doesn't give a shit. I mean come on, wars, disease, and natural disasters
have killed billions of people since"god" supposedly created us. That's the
kind of stuff you'd expect to see on the resume of an office temp with a bad
attitude, not an all supreme being. In a well managed universe he'd a been
out on his all mighty ass a long time ago. I think we can all agree that if
your so called "god" does exist, he either hates us all, or he just doesn't
give a fuck. And one more thing. On September 11, 2001 two planes crashed
into the World Trade Towers. On September 11, 2001 Slayer released an album
entitled God Hates Us All. What a fucking coincidence.
Regards from Canada
If I didn't say "God loves us" then I would never make money in the Christian pastoral business.
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Date: 3/6/2005 19:05:28 -0800
From: gwen robb <inagoddadavida15@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: honest question: not hate mail
what makes you think that that stuff you're preaching is right at all? i mean morrally. yes it follows the bible exactly (which is exactly why i am not a christian), but how could you honestly belive that, for example, someone is going to hell for being gay when they really cant help it? it is simply the way they are born. why do you persicute people for stuff they cant help being? why is being as hateful as that going to get you into heaven instead of a truly accepting gay person? why shouldnt a gay person get into heaven? i am not gay but i have lots of gay friends who i know surely dont deserve to go to hell. what makes you think they do?
"why shouldnt a gay person get into heaven?"
Being gay is a sin. When you live in sin like that it is impossible to repent unless you stop the sinning. So as long as you are gay, you are sinning, and never can have a clean soul. That's why gays cant go to Heaven.
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Date: 3/07/2005 03:22:45 +0000
From: "Teagan rivera" <xchica88x@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
dollface... in your response to legitimate e mails you need to actually
answer them. not just say, "wha?!", "!?", or, "?"...
?
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Date: 3/07/2005 03:46:40 +0000
From: "Teagan rivera" <xchica88x@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
"You really need to get laid you pussy."
o yea... your a christian. um nooo! that would not be something a christian
would say.
^,..^
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Date: 3/7/2005 14:43:12 +0000
From: Noogie Brown <noogie.brown@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Noogie Brown <noogie.brown@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: site
Wow great site. Really made me laugh.
It's satire sites like this that will make people realize how stupid
religion really is.
Thank you very much! That makes me feel very good inside and inspires me to do more!
=)
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Date: 3/7/2005 18:48:11 EST
From: Jjrustin@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: WHY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!
Why? Just Why?
Because.
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Date: 3/7/2005 20:44:08 EST
From: Reddycraft@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Could You take off my email address.
Could you take off my email address people are spamming me.
Reddycraft@aol.com
No, but I'll post it on the main page for you in purple. That way you will get 100 spams a day like I do. Have fun!
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Date: 3/7/2005 18:53:35 -0800
From: michael jordan <rockinyercoffin@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
i really hope this is a joke. like i hope its sarcasm but if its not i plan the murder of you. this is satan by the way. it's true i created science to lead people toward logic and thus away from god. god is a little prick and i have outsmarted him once again with the crazy notion that the world is round. just please tell me that this site is a joke... please. if scientists are sick liars like you say how come medical advancements have saved so many lives? HA
love
666satan666
"like i hope its sarcasm but if its not i plan the murder of you."
That's nice.
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Date: 3/07/2005 22:03:11 -0800
From: "Andrew Warren" <stooning@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Evidently your website is a well-orchestrated joke. The fact that it took me
several minutes of reading to understand this is a testament to the work
you've put into it. Some questions come to mind --
- Do acutal fundamentalists ever mistakenly take your site seriously and
subsequently attempt to befriend or otherwise influence you?
- Do credible advocacy groups ever mistakenly take your site seriously and
subsequently attempt to censure you?
"- Do acutal fundamentalists ever mistakenly take your site seriously and
subsequently attempt to befriend or otherwise influence you?"
Yes.
"- Do credible advocacy groups ever mistakenly take your site seriously and
subsequently attempt to censure you?"
I have been censored 6 times. I once had a message board and it got hacked 2 times before and the third time I shut the whole thing down since so many people posted personal information about me that was dangerous to my safety.
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Date: 3/08/2005 01:40:49 -0500
From: extlab@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I am sorry for you
You spread hate, and your website does nothing but mislead people in a very convincing way. Having been raised a Christian, I do not understand how you can allow this do go on. There is enough hate and violence in the world without you causing more. You should be ashamed to call yourselves "true christians" for you are not Christians, and Jesus Christ would be very sad to see the poison you are spreading into the world. He promoted peace, love, and understanding.. not the uneducated bullshit that you promote on your website. I feel very sorry for you because one day you will have to live up to your actions... in this life.. or the next.
larissa baker
"There is enough hate and violence in the world without you causing more."
I bet someone like you would never say that about George W. Bush.
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Date: 3/08/2005 14:30:28 -0600
From: "Patrick Nero" <patrick_nero@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: you're dumb
I have a question for you
Why can you fly east or west and still end up in Japan if the earth is flat?
Or does Japan not exist? Do airplanes not exist?
"The dinosaurs in the sea probably got bored or something and died off. See?
The Bible explains it all....SCIENCE IS FULL OF HOLES!" Where does it say
in the bible that sea dinosaurs "probably got bored and died"? You take
everything literally in the bible, but when you can't find something there,
you come up with something like this. You're ideas are full of holes, and
so is the bible.
If there is a god, He laughing at you for being quite stupid
Huh?
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Date: 3/8/2005 16:45:37 EST
From: Kristina53@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Folks, he's got you playing his game, the pastor that is.
The more you slam him , the more he likes it.
That's what sociopaths do well.
Chris
I'm a sociopath?
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Date: 3/8/2005 15:46:00 -0600
From: "S Harris" <SHarris@netlimit.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: [no subject]
The NAACP is satanic? Care to explain why?
Yes and no.
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Date: 3/8/2005 15:58:41 -0600
From: "Tyler Murphy" <tmurf4688@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
Funny website.
Thanks!
=)
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Date: 3/8/2005 15:51:50 -0800
From: Jessica Lee <sk8rgrl4lfe6969@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Who on earth do you think you are Mister? Gay people have rights to, I dont know the bible as well as some but i sure as hell know god created us all of us diffrent in ever little possible way. What on earth do you mean GOD HATES FAGS or whatever, god doesnt hate anyone, god would never have done anything such as this site, your site should be banned from the internet. Your such a lowdow dirty mother freaker! I hate pastors like you! If you was a true christan hate, wouldnt be in your diconary. Besides, if you was a fucking pastor you would respect peoples opinions and let them be.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love gay people, and everyone should respect there fucking opinions, no man on earth should be resorted to this site, its evil and wrong!
Good day to u FAG!~
This Is Jessica Email me back soon!
I love Russ Maclay forever and always!
Oh my goodness this E-
"god doesnt hate anyone"
Do you want Him to not hate anyone or does it actually say that in the Bible?
"your site should be banned from the internet."
Spoken like a typical freedom loving American.
"Your such a lowdow dirty mother freaker!"
The proper term is "mother fucker". Get it right, bitch.
"If you was a true christan"
You speak'em English? Replace were with was and get back to me after you passed fundamental English.
"wouldnt be in your diconary."
If you knew anything about a dictionary you would read title of the Dictionary and know how to spell it properly.
"Besides, if you was a fucking pastor you would respect peoples opinions and let them be.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just one explanation mark gets the point across. Then again, if you are going to do that, try to not put it after a period. Only an idiot would do that....oh wait..
"Good day to u FAG!~"
You hate homosexuals or something?
"I love Russ Maclay forever and always!"
And you also love to claim you are a skater. You are so full of shit.
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Date: 3/8/2005 15:52:50 -0800
From: Jessica Lee <sk8rgrl4lfe6969@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Who on earth do you think you are Mister? Gay people have rights to, I dont know the bible as well as some but i sure as hell know god created us all of us diffrent in ever little possible way. What on earth do you mean GOD HATES FAGS or whatever, god doesnt hate anyone, god would never have done anything such as this site, your site should be banned from the internet. Your such a lowdow dirty mother freaker! I hate pastors like you! If you was a true christan hate, wouldnt be in your diconary. Besides, if you was a fucking pastor you would respect peoples opinions and let them be.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love gay people, and everyone should respect there fucking opinions, no man on earth should be resorted to this site, its evil and wrong!
Good day to u FAG!~
This Is Jessica Email me back soon!
I love Russ Maclay forever and always!
You already sent that.
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Date: 3/8/2005 15:58:20 -0800
From: Jessica Lee <sk8rgrl4lfe6969@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
1st of all Romans 9:13 has NOTHING to do with gay ppl.
And i qoute "As it is written, Jacob have I lovede, but Esau have I hated."
What does this have to do with gay ppl? NOTHING I TELL YOU NOTHING!. you should burn in hell.
Im getting ur site forever banned u son of a bitch
"1st of all Romans 9:13 has NOTHING to do with gay ppl."
You're right:
Romans 9:13
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
When did I ever say it did though? I don't recall ever mentioning that Bible verse once on this website, besides now, of course.
"Im getting ur site forever banned u son of a bitch"
Good luck sweetheart!
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Date: 3/8/2005 16:04:46 -0800
From: Jessica Lee <sk8rgrl4lfe6969@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Why do you spread lies like god hates everyone?
you should be banned from the internet and killed with a stake! you disgust me!
ASS HOLE
reply to my messages!
"Why do you spread lies like god hates everyone?"
I've never once said God hates "everyone". That is ridiculous and you know it isn't true.
"you should be banned from the internet and killed with a stake! you disgust me!"
Killed with a stake? Holy crap aren't you a little monster. You claim I'm mean while you contemplate murder. Congratulations on making yourself look like not only a complete idiot but psychopath to millions of my fans.
"reply to my messages!"
The messages were sent within like 15 minutes of another. Chill out woman!
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