that aint kid stuff! i saw porn. porn in a kids section. you are so wierd. 
if a kid saw that photo and his/her parents saw it,he/she would be in 
truble. that aint christan,that is sick. move it to adult. please. fyi,im 
sure you can be sewed for that crap.

Ridge

p.s. i was looking up some stuff about god,founed it,showed it to a friend 
who might i add is handy caped. (not in a weelchair either) and he wanted me 
to go the this KIDz thing nd he took 1 look at that and sed it was a porn 
site. i know you'r trying to help,but,that is wrong of you to put that in a 
kid section. esecialy on a religion web site. all i know is babtist thow. 
you could be something eles

Dear Pastor Jim,

I lauged my ass off when I read your new Kidz Page story of Lot and his 
daughters. This is by FAR the best story you've written.

"Whose your Daddy?"

You have a very twisted sense of humor. I like it.

Best regards,

Rob

ok, at first i was a bit shocked, but i do actually see the funny side. 
i am however surprised that there are so many people who don't. keep up 
the good work... the videos are fucking hilarious. where did you find 
that guy??

To the author of the web site:

http://www.truechristian.com

Thank you for your service to humanity in presenting CRAP in all its glory to the
world so that we may all fully recognize it, be entertained by it, laugh at it as we
avoid stepping in it when we see it.

From all of us we send sincere love and appreciation to you for your sacrifice in
bathing in the crap, eating it and spitting it out so we all know how it must feel
to be so immersed in it that we can avoid tasting it ourselves. Keep that site up so
we can all get a good look!


I stumbled on this site while in my general study about people's perspectives on life.

I was reading a rather blunt article about the Bible saying that the Earth is flat,
and I offered my opinion. Later I spent some more time looking over the site and
discovered it's true nature.

I sent another message as follows:

"After spending more time looking at your web site content, I regret having
contacted you in the spirirt of a healthy conversation about interpretation of
truth. I now know who you are and ask in His name that Jesus Christ protect me and
others from your influence."

But then I got to thinking. This person has done a wonderful service!
Suppose I was about to step into a pile of crap that I did not see. Someone could 
point to it and say "watch out for the crap!" I would say, "what crap?, where? what
is crap?" The person would then describe to me what crap looks like, smells like,
feels like, tastes like, and exactly where it is and where it comes from."
Some crap is hidden in flower beds, some has crusted over and you can't smell it.
Some of it even looks good when it is polished and garnished.

It is irrefutable that all who live will ultimately die.
Some of us choose to seek meaning and truth to life, and ask questions about how to
live it, why we live it, and if there is anything beyond, if we have any choice
about it.

Some people are passive and do not respond to this urge at all.

Some people respond positively, searching and embracing truth, goodness, "light",
love and life, both now and for whatever may be beyond.

Some people respond negatively groping in darkness, confusion, hate, depression,
anger and death.

Of all these people, some choose to keep to themselves, making up their own minds
and not seeking interaction or participation with others.

Many, however seek communion. For some, it is from a positive perspective of
sharing, helping, learning, growing, lifting and raising others to a "higher level".

For others it is negatively rooted in a mindset of infestation, poisoning,
confusing, impeding, stunting, agitating and dragging down to a "lower level".

The site reavealed a list of people's emails that disclosed that I am not the only
one who recognizes the "value" of the site.

So I decided that I would HELP this benevolent soul in his mission by encouraging
others to have a good look at the crap, knowing ahead of time what it is, before
accidentally stepping in it while looking perhaps for chocolate.

I suggest, spread the word, tell everyone on your email list, especially those with
young children or the innocencent faint of heart. Use the email list on the site
itself!

http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjimx.html

Maybe you know of other web sites that give a good lesson on crap. Go ahead, add
them to the email thread so others can recognize the crap before they step in it.

Maybe I'll start a web site listing all the crap I find on the internet. There are
already lots of model sites out there! Maybe someone else will even buck up and do
it. I am sure there is a way to make money off this!

Does anyone really know why we are here, how we should live and what if anything is
after? But one thing is sure, life would be better for all of us if we could all
avoid stepping in the crap! Think about it, all the hate, wars, greed, hunger... It
always starts with crap.

Why does the crap exist? Why does it persist? Suppose it wants our attention. "Look
at me!" it practically cries out. "You can't ignore me! I am everywhere! I control
you! I own you! Once you touch me I stick to you and make you stink!" It tries to
lure you in, "I am fun to play with! I will not hurt you!" It puts itself everywhere
like landmines in a field.

All of us born into this world are in the minefield. The only way out is death. The
best we can hope for is to try not to step on the mines, and do what we can to show
and help others behind us so they can avoid the mines.

What if the crap/mines know that eventually the field will be detroyed and all the
crap/mines are gone? What if it knows that some day there will be no more people to
walk into the field/trap, Just as surely as the sun will eventually swell and
envelope the earth, and ehaust its fuel? Like a glutton at a buffet, trying to stuff
himself before the restaurant closes, it wants as much of us as it can get before
the party is over.

Crap is the ultimate loser. If it tries to conceal itself and be subtle it may get
some attention, either by curiosity or by accident. But it is hungry for more
attention. If it lays itself out in plain view, it eventually reveals itself for its
true nature and people avoid it.

Whether we walk through the minefield by choice or by accident, trying to avoid the
mines ourselves or to help others avoid them and rescue them, the identification of
the crap/mines is key.

Isn't it wonderful that in this information age we can easily read about how people
have stepped into crap throughout history. All the ugliness as a result of it can be
reviewed. And as for ideas and opinions, they can now be shared in volumes at our
fingertips, open to personal evaluation without the requirement to repeatedley
manifest themselves as riots, cultural trends and social ills.

I am all for informatiom technology, media and the internet exposing and teaching us
all about crap. Porn, violent video games, hate mail... Maybe humans will be able to
process and digest the difference between truth and crap at electronic speed in less
than a lifetime. something that countless societies and generations have been unable
to do through real life experience, sickness and bloodshed.

Maybe then when we all recognize crap, no matter how it hides itself or how wide it
spreads itself, we will be able to completely avoid it in our own walk through life,
as well as all other people, perpetually from birth to death, as there will be no
mistake as to its nature and we teach our youth about it early in life.

When humanity acheives this understanding, it will rob the crap of its desired
attention no matter how many people walk through life until the end of time.

Thanks again to those who willingly roll in the crap to show us how nasty it is!

So, goodbye crap! You have been known by many names throughout history. When we are
all done stepping in you, we won't look back and you will have that which you
absolutely loath, absolutely no influence over us!

http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/bibleharness.html

whore bitch cunt licking fuck face

I get it now.  After  reading the content your web-site offers (mostly the 
stuff about nigger  loving, and money grubbing Jews) I finally understand.  It's 
a  K.K.K. site!
     I do not want to be like the rest of  the people in your "mail-bag" and 
cuss at you, or call you names.  So  I'll say this;  I'm an atheist.  I'm an 
atheist who has never eaten  the flesh of an aborted fetus, or had (what you so 
casually refer to as) a  goat enema to drink.  I'm not a demon.  I have read 
the bible.  I  don't worship clocks.  I'm sorry to say that you have it all 
wrong.   Except for the children's versions of the Bible stories.  With the  
exceptions of the numbers and the world being flat, they were well simplified  
and they got the message across quite nicely.  I'm also happy to tell you  that 
I (unlike you or the people who have sent you e-mails previously) can spell  
just as well as I need to, and that my grammar is next to  flawless.

I hope one day you find peace in your heart. May God bless you and open your 
eyes. Otherwise, try seeking medical help.

my first one is whether or not you believe in predestination.  more to
come later.

i'm interested in finding out what someone who takes the bible literally
believes.

all the best,

max

the comparison you make between islam and christianity bears striking  
resemblance to your interpretation of christianity vs. mine. It does seem to me  
that in a backwards way you are in fact criticising christianity. I say this  
because as intelligent as you seem to be, this site is full of contradiction.  
It's almost as though you are trying to justify the actions of the so called  
'muslims' who bring disruption to this world, by in fact citing parts of the  
bible that are extreme in their nature and agreeing with these, to then cite the 
 'Qu'ran' with the same message and call it evil. Do you really hold these 
views  as the christian that you are, or indeed are you trying to create more 
tension  and fuel for the war? To me it seems whatever your intentions one thing 
is  certain you're not who you say you are. ... are you?

Ummm, so my name on your home page? Flattering, in a weird sorta way, but I sound
like an incompetent idiot in that email, especially since I was apparently having
some serious spelling issues. Oh oh oh oh oh and I now find your site hilarious! It
didn't before occur to me that your not mean or stupid, that your just trying to be
funny, and if your not, don't tell me because then i might be stupid and send a mean
message with a crazy run on sentence like this one. Yeah so you could change your
link to bring people to this e-mail! Yeah because this ones nicer, and I want to
compliment you: funny site, keep up the good? work!                        -you know

   
  P.S. Yes it has taken me this long to actually say something about my name being
there, sorry I'm slow...


            http://www.myspace.com/love4blink

Yes, well I am writing to you concerning your site and it's definition of atheism.
Well, i dont know if it is your site or not, but your name is on the contact page so
i'll assume you play a large role in the site.
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html
Now, for starters..any christian, as you call yourself, would not use hateful labels
on any other belief. Calling atheists "nigger lovers" and "demons" and
"non-americans" and stuff like that. There is no proof of "god" and that's right, i
said "god" without capitalizing it. There is absolutely NO PROOF WHATSOEVER of a
god. The only thing you have to support yourself is a fucking book, called the "holy
bible." And if you've read it, it's a lot of bullshit. It's full of the impossible.
Hm, maybe you are just a dumbass and don't know what an atheist is. No one said they
hate "god", they just don't believe in "god." and they have every right not to, b/c
there is no proof. technically, they are more sane than christians b/c they go by
what's fact, and not by this crazy crap thats been passed on for thousands of years,
like you do.
And as for "slaves of satan". yea well if they arent going to believe in god, then i
doubt they believe in satan...which is even more foolish than the fabrication of
god. 
 
Now. I am a white catholic. I do believe in God. You, on the other hand, are a
fucking moron, if in fact you are the creator of this website.
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html. If anyone is going to hell, it would be
you. You're a dick face. If god created people, then he created "niggers" as you
call them. Which means he loves them too. 
 
I think u have a little too much George Bush shuved up ur fucking ass. Thanks, bye.
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This site is just absolutely WONDERFUL! If I had half a mind, I'd think more 
of you as a man of beastiality, rape, satanic rituals and pure stupidity. 
You're religion isn't Christianity, more on the lines of Idiocracy. Damn, 
and I thought it was ME who made Idiocracy a false form of government. Hell, 
I think you made it a false religion! Congratulations you hypocritical 
farm-fucking incest bitch! Bash something here. Be my guest. When you grow 
some balls to say this shit on national fucking television, let me know. Oh 
post your address when you do, too. I know plently of people who would LOVE 
to meet you face to face, you fucking NIGGER! (BASH THAT BITCH!.. NIGGER = 
IGNORANT! Not black dumbfuck.) Oh and as far as your '#1 E-mail of all time' 
SO WHAT!? She's weighty. IT ISN'T YOU so DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF ABOUT IT! 
Bashing others spellings? Hell, look at your "Hate Mail Generator" .. 
stoopid? What in the HELL is STOOPID!? Oh, so you know, I'm athiast. You 
have a problem with it, bend over and suck it. OH! That's right. You have 
the sheep for that. Instead of offerings, you probably thought they were sex 
toys. Dildos? Naked men? Damn you must LOVE dick! No pussy anywhere on the 
site. Pure DICK! Must be your pride and joy, get it whenever you can! Oh, I 
plan on showing this site to a Jehova Witness best friend of mine. I'll be 
sure to point out his section of the site. Florida has PLENTY of fantastic 
lawyers. Slip out of this one, cock-sucker. You'll have plenty of things 
going up your ass in no time. Enjoy. Oh and far as 'the bible says so' about 
god existing. HAHA! That's the most rediculous shit I've ever heard. So you 
read a 'fantasy' novel and think it's all real too? Wow, you have such a 
high IQ, you must be correct! Oh, my beliefe on your little 'bible' .. Made 
up by a bunch of opium smoking bitches tripping balls with nothing better to 
do. Oh and if you check historic writes, ALL MEN WERE BISEXUAL! Atleast half 
were, anyways. So bash the gay community. Bash the colored community.. go 
ahead. Oh, your great great great great great great grandfather was a 
blackmans bitch himself. WHITE PEOPLE WERE SLAVES TO BLACKS IN HISTORY TOO 
dumbass! Egyptians were NOT WHITE! Hell, Adam and Eve were black! White 
people can't make a black baby. Black people CAN make a white baby. GET YOUR 
FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT! Learn your shit before you decide to add anymore to 
this site. I'll get some people looking at it, trying to make sure you get 
maximum enjoyment out of jailtime (If all goes well for those who aren't 
hypocritical farm-fucking dumbasses). We'll all make sure you get a cell 
with those ass-ramming convicts just for you. Peace out PRISON BITCH!

Interesting...especially your view on Atheist. My
point of view is god is santa claus for grown ups.
They both have very similar "powers".

god = knows where your bad or good
santa = knows when your bad or good
god = if your good you go to heaven
santa = if your good you get presents
god = if your bad you go to hell
santa = if your bad you get coal in your stocking

They both make great stories to keep children/society
on check and I believe religion is needed for a lot of
people who can't go through life on their own. But the
strong opinion/hate you preach is over the top. How
about trying putting that energy into your family and
friends, into the sick and the poor. I bet that would
be a lot more productive and make the world a better
place than you preaching the hate you do.

Just my thoughts on life.

Michael

By the way I do agree with you on censorship...you
shouldn't have been not matter what you preach.

And on an interesting side note, your idea that god is
capitalized makes him real, trying putting santa and
god through any spell checker in lower cases letters.
Santa will come up to be capitalized and god will not.

I understand if you do not respond but I would be
interested in a rebuttal from you.

____________________________________

After reading the kids section I have to ask you...is
your website for real? Are you really serious about
what you preach and have on your site?
If it's a gag...bravo! That'a hell of a joke!

8.) Did dinosaurs and humans lives together at the
same time?
        A: Yes, it was just like on the Flintstones
until after the Great Flood when they started eating
people. That's why there are such things as dragons
and why we killed them all.

Haha! Priceless!

My bad! Just got it...Priceless! That just helped me
blow off 3 hours worth of my work day!

--- Michael O'Connell <moconnellus@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Interesting...especially your view on Atheist. My
> point of view is god is santa claus for grown ups.
> They both have very similar "powers".
> 
> god = knows where your bad or good
> santa = knows when your bad or good
> god = if your good you go to heaven
> santa = if your good you get presents
> god = if your bad you go to hell
> santa = if your bad you get coal in your stocking
> 
> They both make great stories to keep
> children/society
> on check and I believe religion is needed for a lot
> of
> people who can't go through life on their own. But
> the
> strong opinion/hate you preach is over the top. How
> about trying putting that energy into your family
> and
> friends, into the sick and the poor. I bet that
> would
> be a lot more productive and make the world a better
> place than you preaching the hate you do.
> 
> Just my thoughts on life.
> 
> Michael
> 
> By the way I do agree with you on censorship...you
> shouldn't have been not matter what you preach.
> 
> And on an interesting side note, your idea that god
> is
> capitalized makes him real, trying putting santa and
> god through any spell checker in lower cases
> letters.
> Santa will come up to be capitalized and god will
> not.
> 
> I understand if you do not respond but I would be
> interested in a rebuttal from you.
> 

Thanks for posting my email on your site as I had hoped! And thanks for the cookie!
I fowarded it to some hungry Islamic extremists to enjoy.
Thanks again for all the work you obviously put into the web site. 
I never really thought about it from this perspective, but no being really works
harder for God than Satan!
Wouldn't it be great if the [spiritual] battlefield was limited to the internet,
exchanges of ideas, humor, insults...  in cyberspace the players can battle
indefinitely! In real life there are winners and losers, and when its over it is
just boring. If all the "evil" dark beings won and the "good" light ones died, it
would get pretty stale. Likewise, without the conflict, utopia wouldn't know the
difference between heaven and hell.
So we choose our side, our nature, and aware of the other, we should enjoy when we
immerse ourselves in that which we choose.
No light without dark!

Here's one you might enjoy!

http://www.vomitus.com/

Dear Jim,
   
  Upon looking at the Moses II section of your kidz page, I was surprised to find
that you depicted moses as having long hair, despite the fact that in your list of
satanic trends and the like you say that a male with long hair is against God. It
would be nice if you where to clear that up with me, or the page.
   
  P.S. It is also notable that Samson of the biblical story lost his strength upon
having his long hair cut, and did not regain it until it grew back.
   
  -Bob Flekens

After hearing "We don't know if Osama is still alive" for the umpteenth
time, Bin Ladin decides to write to Bush in his own handwriting to settle
the point. The President opened the letter and was confronted by a single
line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no
clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so
it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they finally asked MI6 for help.
Within a minute MI6 contacted the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

You are an evil man. You say black people are scum. Why? Aren't they your imaginary
god's creations too? You are SCUM! YOU ONLY EXIST ON HATE, YOU EVIL PERSON. It's
people like you's fault that the world is as unpeaceful as it is.
 
I got news for you buy, GOD AIN'T THERE. HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE. YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
The only reason you believe in him is because they wrote a book on him, and anyone
that didn't believe the crap was burned.
You may as well say that there is a teapot floating around the sun. If books had
been written on that, and anyone that doubted it burned, you'd be madly preaching:
"all except those who believe are scum!".
                   GROW UP. GOD IS NOT THERE. So go on, pray for my soul, or email
me saying that I will burn in hell, but it IS ALL A LIE!
 
 
 
 
GOD IS A JOKE! THE BIBLE A STORY BOOK!  

Pastor Jim-
      
       I agree with many of the topics and information but yet at the same time you
are very inappropriate and disrespectful on your page as well:
  4.) Myth: Atheists are people to. 
    Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!
  That is racism and is so wrong. How are you trying to put down atheism yet at the
same time being a very dishonorable Christian at the same time?
      
   Also you cannot prove this:
   
  (Note: Sabbath is the Sunday of each week you must attend Christian Church. Any
dictionary will give you this definition). So if you miss a Sunday of Church you
are to be killed since you are a filthy atheist then.) 
  
  
  Sabbath isn't necessarily Sunday, Adventist say it's Saturday. Though society
chose Sunday to be the "holy" day it makes sense that Saturday is the seventh day.
On every calender the week begins with Sunday which means that the seventh day of
the week is Saturday. Sure, the work week begins Monday resulting in Sunday being
the seventh day but why do all calenders begin with Sunday? 
       
       I understand that passage supports this: 
   
  So the answer is simple. Kill all atheists immediately. 
   
  But do you have to immediately? Shouldn't you try to get them to believe in God
and have them become a believer in Christ instead? I think the Lord would much
rather one of his creations come to believe in him than to be condemned to hell
immediately. 
       
       If you feel so strongly about this, you contradict yourself in the first
problem I showed you:
  We are Christians, and Love is our main goal
   
  You have no idea how messed up you are right now.
       
       By doing this you are being just as evil as the Christian persecutors:
  Back in the day we would hang them, set them on fire, poison them, enslave them,
or just FORCE them to convert by threatening to kill their young.
  That's great by putting the children in this, it isn't their fault that their
parents are atheist if anything they could be wanting to be Christians, some
people don't care about their children as well.
       
       Can you prove this?
  God is an American
  It doesn't say anywhere in the Bible.
       
        Jesus is everything, even says so. 
  Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metro sexual, NO He was
American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!
  America isn't the only one under God, the whole world is. Don't try to put a
nationality or country to Him, the whole world is His.
   
       You make many good points here but even if there was only one of those
problems I listed it contradicts the whole meaning of what you are trying to
say. Atheist are wrong but so are you, so is all of us, but you are not
setting a good example for other Christians. Just wanted to share that with
you.
   
  Thank You,
  Bithja Aurelien

Oh, I forgot to ask before. Is Greed one of the many sins that exsist? .. 
*Waits for an answer*.. I thought so.

-"No Donation, No Salvation"-

You dumbass hypocritical farm-fucker. Greedy son-of-a-bitch; That's all you 
are. Get a fucking life. Your kids section is enough to get your stupid ass 
shut down. Give it time, cock-monkey. You'll be taking it up the ass soon 
enough. PEACE OUT bitch!


PS: So you know, this isn't an 'angry' letter.. I've actually been cracking 
up laughing at how pathetic you are. I sort of feel sorry for you. I'm 
guessing you were abused by the 'Belt of God' as a child. Probably with the 
Jewish, Muslim, African and Pegan symbols on the belt. OH! Ari MUST be 
jewish. LOOK AT HIS NOSE! Also, his last name is a bit fishy if you ask me. 
Bitch.

This site is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.  You really seemed
to piss lot of people off.  Well if they take you serious then they have no sense of
humor.  Any one with an ounce of common sense can see that you are nothing but a
fat, teenage, virgin boy who jerks off to child porn.  A person who has nothing to
do better than sit in front of a computer 18 hours a day eating pizza.  You probley
have pizza stains on your shirt and shit stains in your draws.  Any one that takes
you serious takes there religion to serious.  Take a tip fat boy.  stop eating the
fast food.  Take your hand off your penis and find a girl or boy what ever is your
like.  I think you accomplished your mission.  Pissing off people.  Remember satin
loves you.

Your website www.truechristian.com , I can't seem to tell if this is a joke
or not.  I mean seriously, do you know how many times you contradicted
yourself?  Do you even know what a yaoi magazine is?  It's homosexual
japanese manga/anime.  Do you really believe in all of this or is it a
joke?  If you really believe in this than you deserve to have your throat
slit.

-Evan

--
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

I really can't figure you out. Burning witches and killing Catholics is all because
of the scientists stopping you?
  I can't figure out if this is a joke. I know you get a lot of people asking you,
and you simply tell them off for saying something like that. Well, I must say, you
put on a good show and you really stick to it. Being an asshole is fun, isn't it?
   
  I have to be honest though, you ARE pretty smart. All of these visits, emails, and
whatnot must be giving you a lot of money. And all the while you can just sit back
and be an asshole to everyone about it. Nice job, Jim. Nice job. The whole
"Christian Logic" comment to one of your mails was what really got me into
thinking that this is all a show. At first I even thought you were serious, since
my friend was angry over it and everything. But you put a lot of time and effort
into this, but I guess we all do things for money in any way we can, right?
   
  Anyways, I could understand why your site was shut down. People take things really
seriously sometimes. I'll leave it at this I guess. And, about the money thing.
Perhaps it isn't for money, but publicity. If I remember right, you didn't make
any profit from the old site, correct? Nonetheless, I probably won't visit the
site ever again. But if it is a joke, more power to you. If it isn't a joke, I
feel sorry for you.

hello,
    i found it quite amusing that you think that jesus (if there even is a 
jesus) is/was American considering according to the bible he was born in a 
manger in bethlehem but i mean you know anybody who does something good has 
to be american because the united states and its people are the only good 
people in the entire world. and i'd like to point out that if you think 
atheists are satan-worshippers you are sadly mistaken because atheists 
believe in no form of any god including satan. and also where does it state 
that god and jesus are caucasian men? you say atheists are "nigger-lovers" 
but god himself could be african american for all anybody knows. also, just 
because you use capital letters at the beginning of something doesn't make 
it real you stupid ass.
it is proper grammar.

"SEE!! Atheists aren't even Real Citizens of America!! Take THAT YOU FILTHY 
BIGOTED GOD HATERS! You are ALL immoral communists and all dangerous threats 
to society with your divorce rates being 100% and your anti-Americanism 
obvious".

so you are scared of atheists just because they don't believe in any gods? 
you state them as being dangerous threats to the society meaning you are, in 
fact, afraid of them. and if they don't believe in any gods, how can they 
hate them? and who cares if anti-americanism is obvious. fuck americanism.

"GOD HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE!"

...i'm not even going to comment on that...

"Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want 
them to be brainwashed by religious beliefs."

FOR ONE THING, they don't teach religion in public schools as it is deemed 
unacceptable by the US Constitution. you seem to be so intent on using 
references fromt he constitution. reference that, asshole.

"Satan planted them in schools and things to make atheists look smart and 
appealing when the truth is they are all communists who wallow in their own 
vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all atheists are, filthy 
stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die, as God orders us 
to kill them all."

you have it backwards. people of this SO CALLED "TRUE christian" cult are 
the people who hate everyone. if you don't believe in the christian god, you 
ain't shit. thats a taste of some american culture for you. americanism all 
the way, baby.

"Atheists in America try saying there is a seperation of church and state in 
American, but the fools don't realize that God says in the Bible we are to 
colonize all nations to be Christian and run theocracies. America is a 
theocracy and the proof of this since the word God is on our money and 
pledge. They will never take these away from us since God is an American."

you are using some big words in here are you sure you can handle that? 
THEOCRACY. thats a toughy. and how in the hell do you prove god is an 
american. seriously. you can't. because you don't even know if he is exists.

and to sum it up i laugh in your face for this..

"Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He 
was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

go shove a crucifix up yer ass and fuck yourself.

love,

chelsea

Holy hell, man. This is some of the funniest shit I've read in years. Thanks 
for being one of the first people I've ever known to take a humorous stand 
against the tyranny of Christianity. Seriously, I'm not joking. The whole 
Kidz Page, Fighting Satan etc.. It's hilarious. Keep it up. One thing I 
couldn't possibly comprehend is that people actually think you're trying to 
be a true Christian pastor. It just cracks me up. Also, it's good how you 
quote the Bible when it comes to the facts you put on your site. Otherwise 
the 'damned Liberals'(hehe) would be all over your site, with hypocrisy this 
and bullshit that. You should get a fan club, and possibly a newsletter. All 
I know is that me and a bunch of my friends would definitely join. I've 
shown a bunch of my friends who happen to be Christian this site, and 
they've just thoughtit was stupid. So I showed the kids that have neutral 
religion(or is that a contradiction? Neutral religion would be no religion 
at all..) and they've loved it. I'm a fifteen year old kid, so no one really 
takes me seriously(which pisses me off, because they give kids my age life 
in jail and the death penalty in some states). It's hilarious how all the 
people on your mail list understate their age and overstate their IQ. I 
mean, 157? What the hell? Yeah, you'd have to be that smart to recognize the 
difference between humor and seriousness.

Don't worry, I'll 'pray' for them.

Ps. If you wanna message back, my e-mail is white-riot@hotmail.com. I check 
it about twice a week.

Spitefully yours,

Jordan Clark

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 I am fed up with your site! How dare you call yourself a christian! The worse part
of this site was the kids' page. Stop brainwashing people into believing a false
religion!The athiests page was most offensive thing on this whole damn site!
Athiests do not wear pins and shirts that say "I'm an athiest" Most athiests are
very nice and do not discriminate! You can't make up shit like that and expect
people to believe it! 
   Another thing, I saw your stupid "Amazing Racist" videos! I have many Asian,
Mexican and Black friends, and those videos were very offensive and wrong! I
really that he will be killed! You cannot hate people just because of their race,
religion, or sexuality. Speaking of sexuality, what is wrong with gays? Being
homosexual is, in fact, completely natural and should be left alone! My cousin
was a friend of Mathew Sheperd, and when she saw him in the potty page, she
turned satanist, good job, asshole! I have a gay friend, and he and his boyfriend
are the nicest poeple in the whole world! So you need to fuck off!
   I have friends in Germany and Poland that are going to help me get your site of
the internet! Along with other sites, such as, God Hates Fags and Landover
Baptist Church (including the parody site!). You sicken me!  I hope you die you
stupid republican!

Dear Pastor Jim:

We at the Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament 
Morality feel blessed and spiritually fed when we read your site.  It's 
such a blessing to know that other people preach the Bible as it 
actually is, not as politically correct liberals wish it were.  Please 
check out our tract ministry and Biblically correct blog:

http://www.heterodoxy.com/societyofchristians/index.html

You are greatly deceived and you snare others in your deception. Repent of this
foolishness that you my be delivered!

Hello, my name is Stuart Palmer. I was raised a christian, but have since found God.
I am glad you have a strong belief in something but it amazes me how misguided you
are. I can only hope that your outrageous website is a joke. If it is not a joke,
than you are a major reason for violence and hate in this world. You would also then
be a major factor in the "war" between science and religion, when there should not
be. God created the world and all in it, so by coralary, he also crated science and
so religion and science should go hand in hand. I can only hope that if you trully
believe all of what your site says, that you may find God. God as God really is and
not the hateful childlike God you and Christianity have created. A book I suggest
you read is "Conversations with God" by Neale Donald Walsh. It is amazing. however I
have a feeling you will call it blasphemy. Of course God said that many people would
see it as such based on their "wrong" teachings.(Wrong meaning misinformed on truth,
as wrong is a judgment men created based on actions they disliked) However, God
bless you, and I hope you stop misinforming people and show God as the perfect, and
pure love being God is.

Stuart Palmer

Why do you get so much hate mail? Strange isnt it? Dont people realize you  
are just kidding and playing opposites, using satire and just trying to make  
people laugh! Check out some of my jokes!
Wow I didnt know the world was only six thousand years old, strange as it  
seems, Scientists accept that the earth is actually somewhere between 4.5-4.8  
billion years old. I wonder why they think that since the bible clearly states  
it is only 6 thousand years old! I really wonder where the dinosaurs came 
from,  maybe they lived in secret societies among us humans.....that makes more 
sense  then the world being older(you are a riot pastor Jim, you know very well 
that  everything you say is just a huge hilarious joke, people are so silly 
to send  you hate mail, they are just ignorant, unlike you!).  Your website is 
so  funny! It is so great to share this with all of my christian friends who 
find  you an absolute riot! WE are now becoming pagan "satan worshippers" 
because  of your wonderful humour on the matters(who knows you may just start a  
SATAN revolution, because the world could be cured with laughter). I love this  
hoax you have going on! YOU ARE a wonderful comedian! Keep up the good work! 
and  remember JESUS LOVES YOU! OH YEAH, one tip that might help your funnies 
come  across a little better.......ELEMENTARY EDUCATION or SPELL CHECK! Thanks 
for all  the laugh therapy Pastor Jim.! YOUR SWELL!  hehehee

Hey,

I love the site.
I can't believe how many people don't understand the true nature of it. They
only further prove what you're trying to say. Amazing. Well, Keep it going,
PLEASE! I needed something like this to laugh at, and piss off these
chirstian do-gooders that keep comming to my door. I showed this to them and
they never came back. Well, I guess it could have been because I told them
to commit the "aweful sin" of getting laid, then come back and try and
tell me about their faith, but then again, it was probably because of this
website.

Oh, if you're going to post this in your "Mail Bag" please don't post my
e-mail address. We all hate spam.

Thanks for the funny-assness,
Brian

P.S. Are you Chuck Norris? Only he could make something as funny as this. I
mean, he can slam a revolving door.

I'm not going to write to you an call you names.  
  You get off on that type of thing.
  I think it is amazing how you set up your site.  You enjoy watching people get
angry.  You enjoy people calling you an idiot and attempting to prove you wrong.  
  I also find it amazing that you have a picture of someone calling the person about
to email you an idiot.  Just fueling the fire so that they will loose it and say
things that aren't intelligent.
   
  I completly disagree with this site.  I believe in freedom of speech for all.  
  I believe that you are a fake.  I believe that you like to push peoples buttons.
  I believe that you are not a Christian.
   
  I did notice that you have used words such as "bitch, fucker and mother fucker" 
you have also stated that being a republican means that you could possibly be a
believer of Hitler.  If you are a Christian I don't think you are a good one.  
   
  This site makes me proud to be agnostic.  It makes me proud to be raise Catholic. 
I makes me proud to have homosexual friends.  I makes me proud to believe in the
possibility of evolution.  
   
  I also hope you burn in hell for even thinking that a woman should be locked away
while on her period.  If I ever met you I believe I would attempt to cut your
fucking head off.  I hope the best for your wife.  If you give me your address I
would mail you a jar of my period blood.  I think that would be quite
entertaining.
   
  But on second thought, I don't think you are a real person.  I don't care about
your opinions.  I hope that you post this and pick it apart to prove how much of
an ignorant bastard you are.
   
  Good night