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Ask Pastor Jim
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Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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Excellent Site |
| From: |
"Walter Sears" <walter_sears@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Sat, January 20, 2007
1:46 am |
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Dear Pastor Jim:
I am very impressed with your knowledge of the bible. You demonstrate what
it means to be a true christian. How many times have read the bible in its
entirety? It's funny that so many people are
offended by a book that they claim is the model of morality.
I have included the first amendment of The Bill Rights for those who have
never read it:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech,
or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the government for a redress of grievances.
P.S.
You should redirect your under 18 kids link to the U.S. Constitution.
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I've read the Bible front to end as a
storybook twice and daily study parts of the Bible individually.
Good idea about the link for the Kidz,
I'll consider it.
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God is love... |
| From: |
"brittany drake"
<butteredxxxtoasted_406@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, January 20, 2007
6:48 pm |
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"Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was
American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!"
Quoted from your website
Truth is, Jesus of Nazareth was born in Bethlehem of Judea. Not in America but in
the holy land. Yes, you are wrong. We are under god because those who first settled
in America and came up with the laws and other rules were either Christian or Jewish
((and you cannot say anything against those of the Jewish faith because Christ was
born and died Jewish, hence the name he was often called 'Messiah' or, 'King of the
jews)).
OR
"Then years later "The Watchtower" decided this concept wasn't a good idea anymore
(since God magically can change facts and history like that), saying:"
Also quoted from your website.
You do know that they 'update' the bible every three hundred years or so..
right? This sometimes can and DOES count as ((How did you put it)) "Magically
changing facts and hstory".
If you truly are a pastor, or at least intelligent at all you would understand and
know these simple little facts of the bible. I could continue to degrade and
completely rip apart everything mentioned on your website but there would be no
point. You will still continue to opperate and be a foolish, and confused
individual.
No- I am not athiest, I am a graduate, I studied The Bible, Christianity as well
as many other religions. You are not the first Christian radical, and so help me if
you are the last ((Proving your type wrong is a great source of entertainment)). I
am a proud Christian- and no what you would call a false Christian, I am just not
crazy like you.
Anyway, enjoy your day, and what little insight that I may have brought to your
life.
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You're an atheist.
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| From: |
"Gene Adair" <w9gfx@sbcglobal.net> |
| Date: |
Sun, January 21, 2007
12:55 am |
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Please change "Real Christians and There Roles" to "Real Christians and Their Roles".
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Why don't you you lazy bum!
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| Subject: |
Website Thoughts |
| From: |
"Michael Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net> |
| Date: |
Sun, January 21, 2007
4:30 am |
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Personally, I thought your website was very disrespectful, prejudice, and flat out
discriminating towards people who think different than you. THAT IS LOW. To think
that you have the nerve to talk bad about people who are Catholic, Muslim, or flat
out go to a Red Lobster Restaurant, when you go on peoples' websites and steal THEIR
images, and THEIR text and talk bad about them, then when you have bad comments sent
to you, get all upset. Your a hypocrite that doesn't teach respect and faith, you
teach hate, and discrimination, against, different races. Why don't you put Jews, up
on your "Non Christian, Religions" since they "supposedly" crucified Christ on the
Cross. Get your act together, and fix this damn website that is teaching American
Citizens to hate others. I guess you show the true ugliness of Human Nature.
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"Your a hypocrite"
You're an idiot.
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Im a little confused. |
| From: |
"Bryan Adams" <my_randomization@sbcglobal.net> |
| Date: |
Mon, January 22, 2007
12:49 am |
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Hello, my name is justin, and im a little confused. For some reason i stumbled upon
your site, the one that has the gay bashing stuff. of course i was appalled at what
i was reading, but im a little confused. is this what you guys really feel, or are
you joking. im not mad or anything, and im not sending hate mail, its just that i
dont know what to believe now. what i wrote went against everything that i believe
in, like respecting everyone, and loving all of mankind, and forgiveness. i am a
strait, devout christian, and i dont know what to believe. could you help me? should
i hate gay people or not?
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"i hate gay people"
Well you are Christian.
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about your site |
| From: |
BRADA53@aol.com |
| Date: |
Mon, January 22, 2007
10:08 pm |
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HELLO.
PRETTY INTERESTING SITE YOU HAVE. ON THE KIDZ PAGE, WHY DO YOU USE WORD'S
THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON A CHRISTIAN SITE. ALSO.
UNDER EVIL WEB SITES, WHY DO YOU CHRISTIAN GOTH AS ONE. YOUR WAY OFF ON THIS
ONE, WRITE BACK WHEN YOU CAN. HAVE A BLESSED DAY
Brada53@aol.com
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Whatever.
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| Subject: |
your website |
| From: |
TheLadyMichaela@aol.com |
| Date: |
Mon, January 22, 2007
10:41 pm |
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The opening statement of your web page is full of mis-truths.
Marilyn Manson is NOT goth as you say he is,
MTV does NOT play goth music, Columbine was NOT goth related and goth is NOT
about satanism and evil..... Your comment about ChristianGoth.com is based
on incorrect judgement. You have no idea how many many emails I get from kids
& adults who say that this web site has brought them BACK to the Lord and
that it blesses them daily. You have no idea what God is doing through this
website.....please stop being self-righteous for the Kingdom's sake and stop
putting God in a box. Let him who has eyes to see, see that this website is
about Christianity, Jesus, Salvation and the Word of God with a gothic style to
it.
In the Darkness shineth HIS light,
T h e L a d y M i c h a e l a
Webmistress & Founder of ChristianGoth.com
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Liberal lies! You promote the Satanic
agenda you wicked succubus! Be gone fowl tanar'ri!
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| Subject: |
what happened? |
| From: |
"ROSEMARIE MASTON" <anorakman@verizon.net> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 23, 2007
1:55 am |
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Pastor Jim,
I am doing a research project for school on the beginning of Christianity. The
only information I can find is that Jesus was crucified in the year 30 A.D. and
then the Gospel of Mark was written around 70 A.D.Paul was supposedly alive when
Jesus was crucified , but his letters don't make any mention of His ministry or
didn't seem to know important facts of His life. What happened during those 40
some years?
Thanks sam
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Paul is really the only apostle that
followed Jesus without meeting him when He was here on Earth. Originally Paul
was known as Saul and was an enemy of Christians for a long time. He was
considered a murderer and a very wicked man but the Holy Spirit came to him and
he converted. Paul then hooks up with other Christians, starts a ministry, and
then becomes a preacher/missionary spreading the word of the Lord.
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| Subject: |
The World being Flat |
| From: |
corvetteloverss@aim.com |
| Date: |
Tue, January 23, 2007
5:27 pm |
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Sir, i have been reading alot of your website, and agree with alot you have to say,
but i fly a boeing 757 for U.S. air and find trouble understanding how we can fly
around the world and yet it is flat. What is on the other side, is the other side
Europe, or what. This really interests me and i would love to hear what you have
to say about it.
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Simple: You're a demon trying to test my
faith. The Earth being round is just as stupid as saying evolution is a fact and
that God doesn't exist.
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| Subject: |
Romans chapter 13 |
| From: |
"john tracy" <johnmtracy@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 23, 2007
5:59 pm |
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Hey Jim,
Romans chapter 13 tells Christians to obey the law of the land. So, if
you don't pay your taxes, you're breaking the law. It's not his
preaching or being a Christian that got Dr. Kent Hovind, PhD into
trouble. It was failing to pay taxes, making false statements (Hey,
here's a Ten Commmandments violation: thou shalt not bear false witness
(telling lies)) Would Jesus approve of lying unless it was to prevent a
greater sin, such a murder, from happening. Say someone was wanting to
kill your brother and you lied to that person about your brother's
whereabouts so he would not be able to carry out the murder. I would
say God would not frown upon that lie because it kept a murder from
happening. But making false statements to avoid paying legally due
taxes is wrong. I hate taxes also, but their not going away anytime
soon. And lying to the IRS ain't going to please them.
John
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No, he is a Christian and therefore we
know he couldn't do anything wrong.
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Ever tought this? |
| From: |
"caracuero gomez" <orejaempezar@yahoo.es> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 24, 2007
12:34 pm |
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Perhaps the people that wrote the bible was just kidding and died before they could
see the effects of the joke.
THAT would be funny, no?
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Now, I’m a liberal atheist myself, and while I’m just as disgusted by the bible as
any rational human being, it should be obvious that what you're doing is not
respectable. To pose as a christian and then portray them in the worst, most
incompetent light you possibly can is dishonest, and doesn't actually serve our
purpose. As intelligent, rational persons, we should be entirely capable of
speaking the truth about the foolishness contained in the bible, without resorting
to such manipulative ploys.
You probably think that your site is simply portraying christianity as it would be
if the bible were ACTUALLY obeyed, and you'd be right. But I think it's just as
important to our long-term goals that we accept the few strides that even the most
idiotic of christians have taken. For example, even the most foolish,
fundamentalist christians have accepted the importance of science, and have rejected
the stupidity of a literal interpretation of the bible. In the same way, the
fundamentalist christian idiocies that you point out on your site, such as believe
in a young, or even flat (!) earth, or your "endorsment" of racism, sexism, and
heterosexism, have been largely abandoned by even the most primitive christians.
Even though christians themselves are obviously not responsible for these advances,
I think that convincing christians to accept our
point of view depends on our willingness to give what little credit is due for
christians eventually accepting these points of truth.
All in all, I simply want to point out that your method of attempting to portray
christianity as worse that it actually is (a considerable task) is disturbingly
similar to the attempt of christians to demonize non-believers with lies and
half-truths. Seeing as it is this exact behavior that we freethinkers deplore in
christianity, I would ask you to take a more honest path towards mankind's freedom.
Regards, Christopher From predictions to trailers, check out the MSN Entertainment
Guide to the Academy Awards®
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"All in all, I simply want to point
out that your method of attempting to portray
christianity as worse that it actually is (a considerable task) is disturbingly
similar to the attempt of christians to demonize non-believers with lies and
half-truths."
You're analogy still doesn't work since:
"your site is simply portraying
christianity as it would be
if the bible were ACTUALLY obeyed, and you'd be right."
I'm not lying or manipulating any facts.
What I'm doing is correct and just. It's more Christian than nearly any other
pastor out there who hasn't even read the Bible once.
"I would ask you to take a more
honest path towards mankind's freedom."
Honest? This is the Bible - a cold hard
fact that the people who say they follow the Bible need to see and understand.
Don't run around and parade yourself as moral over me. I'm doing the right thing
regardless and wont stop my fight. Why don't you go make an atheist website full
of facts and data about science. Not a single Christian will go or pay
attention. Everyone pays attention to me.
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Website Thoughts II |
| From: |
"Michael Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 24, 2007
10:59 pm |
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Your website is a very hateful racial place you son of a bitch! Women who are bald
aren't sinful lesbians, most of them either have been recovering from cancer and
chemo, or have a genetic deformality. Your just another sinful bastard that wants
everyone to suffer around you with your sinful, hateful, racial words so you can
feel better about your pity suckass life.
And another thing, Your little so called "videos" show hatred towards Asians,
Hispanics, Muslims, Gays and many other people.
And the fact that you can't keep your greedy little fingers out of others websites
and stealing their photographs, and claiming "they were just on Google Images..."
That shows that you know anything about computers, let alone life, why don't you
look at your heritage, where did you come from? There is no such thing as being a
true American, we are all mixed together as people.
"The World is Flat!" Are you dumb! Did someone beat your brains out with a bible?
The world is round, and no one wants to hear a babbling idiot talking nonsense to
them in a redneck state. I've herd some stuff about pastors in Arkansas, they are
fanatical, they believe that the woman is powerless, and they should listen to the
husband because men are "superior" In my opinion I'm surprised anybody goes to your
church you lowlife dumbass bastard...
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"And the fact that you can't keep
your greedy little fingers out of others websites
and stealing their photographs, and claiming "they were just on Google
Images...""
Stealing? Greedy fingers? Attention
Fuck-Face! Any picture on Google Images is fair game -- that's why it's there.
I'm not making a cent of profit on this website so I'm not STEALING it either.
Try finding something more fair to demonize me on alright?
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Praise FROM AN
ATHEIST! |
| From: |
"Adam Maji" <maji107@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 24, 2007
11:42 pm |
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Even though I abandoned the Christian religion long ago and disagree with its
teachings, I am an avid reader of the Bible and after looking through your website,
I have to say my hat is off to you, bro! You show the true colors of Christianity
that everyone should see! You don't censor any of its teachings. You're definitely a
TRUE follower of the Christian God--not to mention the stuff on your website is
pretty entertaining! I laughed my ass off at your responses to Heather White and her
friends' hate mail!
Keep on preaching (for Jesus AND us heathens!),
Adam
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Thank you!
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Do you honestly
believe everything you say? |
| From: |
"Scott Yeager" <free_slyscafe@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, January 25, 2007
7:52 am |
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Immigration:
"Illegal Mexican gets arrested. This asshole loves America so much he accidentally
brought the flag of the crappy country he more than happily left for America."...so
you are saying that there is no country better than America? Who are you to judge
which country is the best in the world? Are you saying we are superior to other
countries such as Britain, Norway, Sweden, and Germany? Why don't you say we're
superior to their faces. Keep in mind that illegal aliens probably built your house,
and that if you hire 10 illegal aliens for 60 dollars a day that you can
DRAMATICALLY reduce your housing cost. OBVIOUSLY the ONLY Illegal aliens come from
Mexico and NOWHERE else...but no, you say they ONLY come from Mexico.
Q: "Doesn't it say in the bible to help the poor?"
"It does say this, but this takes us back to the question of would you send all of
your money to every single poor person in the world? You couldn't since you don't
have enough money. We have many poor people in America and many disabled people who
have serious medical needs."
Is this your justification for not supporting the poor at all? Don't say "no, I'm
just saying it is impossible to support all of them"...if you say that, then read
what I just asked you. Is that your justification for not helping at all?
Obviously, by reading what you have written, ANYONE who is not a White Republican
Anglo-Saxon Protestant is a demon.
Atheism:
"Atheists, or 'athiests' as spelled by most Christians are people who worship Satan!
That's right, they actually serve Satan, and NOT God! What's worse is they will lie
to you and tell you they don't believe in God."
They don't worship anybody. Atheism is derived from greek anti-theist..."anti"
meaning "against" and "theism" religion. An atheist is someone who is against
religion entirely, they don't "Worship satan"...truth is: they don't worship
anybody, INCLUDING SATAN. They don't even believe in Satan. Let me ask you this: How
can you worship something that you don't believe in?
And when you say "the earth really is flat" you obviously haven't ever seen pictures
of it from outer space. If it were a 2 dimensional object, we'd be on a plane
stretching infinately in all directions, but this isn't possible because how else
would the sun rise in the east and set in west? I can't picture it being flat...at
all. Show me a counter-example map of a "flat earth".
http://truechristian.com/kidzevolution1.html
I see a african american man on this page...do you hate blacks as well? That
depiction of a african american is vaguely racist. That propaganda you put out says
to me that all evolutionists are black, communist, satanists. Unless you change this
propoganda Also, keep this in mind: One who learns Evolustionism scores higher on
the SAT and ACT than one who learned from creationism.
You go on to bash liberals as well...Liberal is derived from the latin word
"liberalis" which means freedom. Liberal, when used as a noun, means "one who wants
freedom". THAT IS ITS LITERAL DEFINITION...at least, it was before you started
changing the dictionary. I'll cut you a deal, I'll stop changing the bible when you
stop changing the dictionary. Liberal, when used as a adjective, means generous. "I
gave him a liberal amount of food". Don't change the dictionary, because that will
in turn, change your bible. The reason we don't read the KJV version is because it
is too confusing.
http://www.truechristian.com/unproperwear.html
I have noticed a disturbing quote here: "BAM! No shocker there! Stop cutting all
your hair off boys and lesbians! You look like Niggers when you do that!!"
What is your problem? Why do you hate their choices so much? Why do you hate their
freedoms? If you hate their freedoms, then you must hate freedom in general. America
was founded on freedom, so why do you hate America?
I, as a liberal, want america do be free. By enforcing your dumbassed policies upon
people who didn't belive in your God before, what makes you think that they'll
believe in your God after you enforce your polices?
PROVE that NASA is wrong...prove everything wrong about them. If we were to send you
into space, you would think that you were brainwashed into believing that you went
to space. You sir, are afraid to see the reality that it is possible to leave Earth.
Your problem is that you cannot face the fact that you don't know...so what do you
do? You replace what you don't know with God...because you know that no one would
challenge God. I am not challenging God, I am challenging you. Why are you so right
to say "you know what's better than one dead fag, two dead fags". I understand. It's
alright to murder those different from yourself as long as it's in the name of God.
And as for Jews?
True Jew = Christian
False Jew = Jew
On this site, you have made references to killing homosexuals, abortionists, and
other various people different from you. Jews are different from you as well, do you
want to kill them in God's name as well, you Nazi?
The last thing we need on this world is a close-minded, republican, bigot who can't
think for himself. Thank you for wanting to take back humanity 5,000 years.
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| From: |
"Jake Basnett" <antiwasp@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, January 25, 2007
9:13 am |
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I feel so very sorry for you my friend.
You are blind. You obviously do not have the ability to see the bigger
truth. And that is by the grace of God.
This, my friend, is not hate mail. As a follower of Jesus I do not hate. As
for your website, I find it appalling that you identify your self a
Christian. However I am not going to stoop to the level of false death
threats and lashing rants of detestation. If you are a Christian why is your
site centered on low accusations of abhorrence and evil?
But as an American you have the right to say what you like. I would really
like an answer to this one question. If you are for real, with all of your
raciest, sexiest, hatred, how can you love our God?
"And be ye kind one to another, tender-hearted, forgiving one another, even
as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."
Ephesians 4:32
"For this is the message that ye heard from the beginning, that we should
love one another."
1 John 3:11
"Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that
loveth is born of God and knoweth God ... Beloved, if God so loved us, we
ought also to love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is
perfected in us."
1 John 4:7, 11-12
"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is
neither male nor female: for ye ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST"
Galations 3:28
and seriously the world is flat? you used the verse Daniel 4:10-11 you are
unable to see past the simple text. and i am sorry for you
i would love a reply
Sincerely,
Your friend
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"If you are for real, with all of
your raciest, sexiest, hatred, how can you love our God?"
I don't see race. The only way I know if
I'm white is if a police officer addresses me as "Sir".
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| From: |
"Damien King"
<atheist15@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, January 25, 2007
5:39 pm |
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Dear Jim Nicholls
I am an atheist, as you can see from this email. I try to be a good person,
I give to charity, I try to be understanding of other people.Unlike you, I
am not homophobic, racist, or bigoted. What makes you think that your God,
an all powerful, all knowing being, will consider a hate-filled evil man
like you better than me, and let you into Heaven?
Does your book not say 'Love thy neighbour'?
If what I have gleaned from my fruitless few years of being a Christian is
true, I shall, at the very least, be considered for saving, while you, you
bitter old Nazi, will burn in hell.
Save yourself before it's too late.
And what's with the kid's page, you pervert?
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"Does your book not say 'Love thy
neighbour'?"
You are taking EVERYTHING out of context
here! When Jesus says 'neighbor' he doesn't mean anyone. A neighbor is someone
who is truly loving and caring to all people. Jesus gave us a parable to fully
understand what a neighbor is:
Luke 10:30-37
30In
reply Jesus said: "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he
fell into the hands of robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him
and went away, leaving him half dead. 31A
priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he
passed by on the other side. 32So
too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other
side. 33But a Samaritan, as he
traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him.
34He went to him and bandaged his
wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, took
him to an inn and took care of him. 35The
next day he took out two silver coins and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look
after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra
expense you may have.'
36"Which
of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the
hands of robbers?"
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expert in the law replied, "The one who had mercy on him."
Jesus told him, "Go and do likewise."
The Bible only says you should love
these types of people. Everyone else you should be indifferent to. The Bible
NEVER commands you to love everyone -- but only the few good people in the
world that there are.
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I'm being serious,
please answer... |
| From: |
"Matthew L. Bailey" <NTChristian@Gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, January 25, 2007
7:44 pm |
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Enough with the sarcasm, etc. What exactly is your point, and why
are you doing this? It seems as though you have an agenda against
Christianity. Is there anything I can do/say/teach to help correct
your misconceptions? And, please, don't answer me hatefully because
I'm being quite serious.
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I'm being serious,
please answer... |
| From: |
"Matthew L. Bailey" <NTChristian@Gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, January 25, 2007
7:48 pm |
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Did you know that creationists DO teach real science?? Please go to
http://www.ICR.org for real science. Maybe you just didn't know
about this? Maybe you're just believing the non-science lies
disguised as science that you've been taught? I hope, if you're
honest at all, that you will check this out.
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Science is the enemy of Christianity.
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| Subject: |
Contribution |
| From: |
caracuero nomenteroná
<manamu@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, January 26, 2007
12:51 pm |
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Dear Pastor Jim:
Here goes a joke that i think it would be perfect for the "gurlz section"
There was Adam walking in the Eden an God talk to him:
- God: Hello, Adam, Are you pleased with the paradise i have created for
you?
- Adam: Well... everything is fine, but i feel quite alone
- G: OK, I can create a perfect mate for you: As intelligent, Capable and
with the Same Common Sense than you. Beautiful, Servicial, and perfect in
all ways, but there is a problem: i have spent all the raw material creating
you, so it will cost you a kidney, an arm, an eye, an egg and the two
legs...
-A: Wow, that´s too much... What can you guive me for a rib?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!
God bless you.
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| Subject: |
You have the guts |
| From: |
"Ziglvleit B. Shtoonck"
<ziglvleit@gmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Sat, January 27, 2007
12:13 am |
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Dear Pastor Jim,
I'm from the Netherlands and I realy respect you for the fact you just don't
conformice (is that right English?)... with the world and waht most peaple say.
You have a strong opinion, shocking sometimes but...
I love it!
All the best, your brother Paul
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Thank you!
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| Subject: |
<no subject> |
| From: |
". ." <mvdwarenburg@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, January 27, 2007
3:21 am |
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Maybe you are just a lonely man.
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I am?
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| Subject: |
what does god want me
to do to fags? |
| From: |
drewseppuku@aim.com |
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Date: |
Sat,
January 27, 2007 5:23 pm |
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hehe, thought that would get your attention, you site has been repoted to hatewatch
and is now listed as a terrorist/hate site, gave a good "christian" day of
spreading lies and hatered into childrens minds.
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AWESOME! I hope I get get on the news
again so more people can come to my website and join my movement! Thank you so
much for HELPING me!
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| From: |
"robmeister"
<sup3r_ju@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, January 28, 2007
7:03 pm |
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Warning Signs That Your Child Might Be Brainwashed
1.) Wears what they dont feel comfortable in
2.) cannot express themselves
3.) believes in something different
4.) is forced to listen to one kind of music
5.) Listens to music full of lies
6.) isnt very social
7.) forced to interact
8.) shows fake intrest in church
9.) Takes drugs. when your not around to keep their sanity
10.)dreams of killing you
11.) Stays up late at night reads the news paper.
12.) doesnt Watch cable.
13.) Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
14.) Is secretive.
15.) Spends large amounts of time contemplating suicide
16.) Spends large amounts of time with the same people
17.) is a robot
18.) dare not to"Forget" to do chores, possibly because of abusive parents
19.) Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because your retarded ( for
lack of a better word)
20.) Uses a computer or the Internet.(wait isnt that how you posted this?)
21.) Plays video games or role-playing games.(sorry they havent made the Lord of men
video game yet)
22.) Reads science fiction or fantasy books. (thats the bible)
23.) Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily
if you search your child’s room). (and then they search your room)
24.) Has paranoid fantasies (many goths accuse their parents of spying on them). YOU
ARE SPYING ON THEM!
25.) Pursues dangerous cult religions such as Wicca, Satanism, Hinduism and
Buddhism. Wicca = worship of nature; Satanism = worship of your self (Dr. Antwone
Levae) Hinduism = worship of life Budhism = they just want peace
26.) Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ( They
just want a normal life)
27.) Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on
churches and schools. ( wow yet again for lack of a better word, Retarded) p.s.
where can i get a christian baby?
28.) Sleeps too much or too little. (maybe tired of dealing with you or is planning
on running away)
29.) Eats too much or too little. (depressed because they know there is a better
life out there)
29.) Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.( you have a wife and
two kids right?)
30.) Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual." ( who cares?)
31.) Smokes clove cigarettes. (better than tobacco)
32.) Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house. (if you are
finding that around, you may need to get more positivley involved in your child)
33.) Eats goth-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal. ( oh no
chocolate is a sin!?)
34.) Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus. ( they
mock you too)
35.) Says, "I am a goth." ( its a fashion statement)
36.) Wears a pin that says, "I am a goth." ( see above)
37.) Talks about going to goth clubs or parties. (those are harder to find than jesus)
38.) Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances. (that is kinda weird, but hey
im game)
39.) Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron. (boil, boil, Toil and trouble make this
minister pop like a bubble)
40.) Dances to music. ( I like the electric slide myself)
41.) Behaves in any unusual or alarming way. ( WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? you
brainwashed them of course they are weird)
you have contradicted everything you have posted, you use the internet, obviously
you have listened to marylin manson, and you have fornicated. Well now that im
pretty sure im going to hell im gonna go pack my bags, wait im jewish, there is no
hell.
A word to the wise isnt needed, It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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| Subject: |
your 'God' |
| From: |
"~ ~" <venusa11@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, January 28, 2007
10:01 pm |
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First You say 'God' is self-existent but how is this so? How did 'God'
create himself? It makes no sense.
Second The so called Pagan symbol is wrong. Pagans don't worship satan they
worship deities.
Third The pentagram represents satan? what the hell are you on "Christians
once more commonly used the pentagram to represent the five wounds of
Jesus". Hello try reading up on your facts.
Fourth "If you don't trust in God, he'll kill you and while you're dying the
"righteous" will laugh at you." God killing people? What happened to him
being all holy and what not.
Fifth Your whole atheists not celebrating christmas theory, sure its
plausible but were do most Christmas traditions come from? The druids.
That's right, decorating an evergreen, gift giving, the yule log, all druid
traditions.
Sixth God's American eh? Then why the hell was he born in Jerusalem or
wherever the hell it was?
Seventh The bible proving shit all? That's a joke, the bible was a bunch of
stories past down until finally they were written out, its just like the
telephone game words get twisted. And how do you explain the bible being
written out several different ways throughout the years.
Eighth If God wouldn't create 'Gays' why does he let their be gays? Why not
just wipe out everyone that is gay or sins? It's because he allows us to be
so obviously it can't be wrong.
Overall I'd just like to thank you for making the last hour a very humorous
one for me. Your site is full of crap, it's all bullshit in which I enjoy
laughing my ass off at.
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"First You say 'God' is
self-existent but how is this so? How did 'God' create himself? It makes no
sense."
Earalia created Him and Lilith.
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| Subject: |
You call yourself a
christian? |
| From: |
"sammie"
<bubble200028@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
1:04 am |
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Hello,
You call yourself a christian? You are a disgrace to the religon! I feel horrible
for your children, teaching them to be prejudist, rasist, and bigots, instead of
spreading God's real word: to love. Love thy neighbor, ring a bell. You can
question me, and say what you want, but lets look at this logically. Why in God's
masterplan would he want us hating one another? Why would he create a world where
some are better than other. Thats like say a mom makes babies so that they hate
eachother and she loves one more than another. You can ask any mother in the
entire world, ask you wife, she loves both/all her children, as does God. All he
would want for us is a world of peace! Not peace for a dominate race or religon.
Not peice because we are white, or heterosexual, or Christain, or because your a
male. HOW DARE YOU teach your daughter that she is less than your son. You should
never been allowed to reproduce. I honetsly feel bad for your children, because
they will grow up
with a father who doesnt tollerate people, so they cant grow up as they chose. God
forbid you daughter gets pregnant before she is married, or your son comes you and
says he is homosexual. The world is worse because of people like you, who cant
understand that no one is better than everyone else, including yourself. I
understand that you have a right to believe what you want, but when it inflicts on
other people lives by telling them that they are a horrible disease and that they
should die, GROW UP! Everyone else has figured out that the world is a lot better
with out people like you in it. And dont you dare say I hate christianity, or that
Im not a christian. You are just using the religon as a cover for your prejudist,
racist, sexist, homophobic beliefs. God help you.
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"Why in God's masterplan would
he want us hating one another?"
The same reason why there would be
suffering, famine, AIDs, Sarah Silverman, wars, and hurricanes all over the
world.
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| Subject: |
end the war |
| From: |
jedipope@peoplepc.com |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
1:05 am |
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I've been given a war strategy from the Christ though prayer. He told me to email
you and tell you about it. He wants me to build churches that are 72 foot by 72
foot. There are 6 rooms on the left and 6 rooms on the right. Each room is 12 foot
by 12 foot. The rooms have a bed, shower, toilet, fireplace, and sink. In the middle
is the ball room for church sessions. There will be a pentacle in the back of the
ball room that has communion wine in the center. There will be a set of chairs in
the middle to the left and right. In front of the rows of chairs there must be 2
screans to play recorded sermons or religious movies. In the front near the door
there must be a kitchen to serve pizza to the Church members. The enterance doors
are in the front in the middle of the church. The first rooms on the left and right
will be restrooms for men and women. The church will be called a Jedi church. Jedi
stands for JE-sus DI-ciples. Each member must take a class for a week about God
being light inside of plants. 1 john 1:5 says God is light.A botany teacher told me
the energy of the light is inside of bread and alcohol. It is no coincidence that
jesus said he IS the bread and wine when his spirit is the light inside of them. The
people who live in the church will be homeless people who work in the church jobs
supplied. Each member of the church will be a king or queen because they are royalty
in heaven. God's will on earth as it is in heaven. They will also be us police
officers/ soldiers. When all of the homeless are off the streets in america who want
to be christian soldiers, i can build some in other countries to end the war on
poverty. The job of the jedi police is to protect the churches they live in and to
grow food to feed the hungry. The jedi is a combination of 3 religions. the first is
jewish because the 10 commandments are jewish. the second is christianity because
Christ's religion is christian. the 3 is wicca because christ is the God of nature
and wiccans worship nature that God lives inside of. He is the light inside of
nature. the jedi witches do believe in hell though. And they believe in satan.
saying otherwise is calling the christ a liar. Christ studied the true wiccan
religion because he had a coven of thirteen people. 12 disciples and himself. he
also had communion which is wiccan. most wiccans call covens churches. the God is
the father. The Goddess is the holy spirit. and the son is jesus Christ. Satan is a
seven headed dragon from genesis and revelations. Angels are immortal humans from
adam and eve before they ate the fruit. after they ate the fruit they had cain and
abel who are the first mortal humans born of them. if an angel breeds with a human
they become human because the knowledge of good and evil is a sexually transmitted
desease. their children are nephilem. I have more beliefs i can share if you will
help me build God's empire. I am the pope of the jedi church. I am the lowest member
of the church as pope. my wife is the jedi popess. all other members are kings or
queens of the jedi church. I call them your magesty. they call me your holiness. the
christ is the emperor. he is the leader of it all. please write me back. may the
light be with you.
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| From: |
fatesuxx@aol.com |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
5:36 am |
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you're so dumb you had to get a phD from the internet.
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Hey! I'm a Doctor! Show me respect!
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| Subject: |
The Earth being flat |
| From: |
"emmet o'toole" <poop_chicken@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
6:50 pm |
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To Whom it may concern,
First of all, this message is not hate-mail, I'd like to get that across
before I continue.
Second, I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes, my wireless
keyboard is on the fritz.
Did you know: If the world were flat, you could see every mountain in the
world at the horizon? I think that is quite good proof.
Also, what reason would the government have in telling us that the Earth is
round? I don;t think telling us that would improve national security or junk
like that.
Of course, you mention that if the world were round, you would roll
downwards from any point. I should think you would know something about
gravity and how that works, you having a Phd and that.
Also, when replying to atheists about their enquiries, remember they do not
believe in the bible and quoting the book is not an acceptable answer for
them.
Is your site sincere? I have talked to a lot of people who believe your site
is just another joke on the internet, don't worry, you can tell me.
Resorting to picking arguments and calling me fat won't help your case. I
respect Christianity as with all religions, and I believe any great
believers are very brace because they devote their whole life to their
beliefs. My whole family and most of my friends are Christian and I am
atheist, for my own personal reasons. I was born Christian and baptized
until I decided to become nuetral on religion.
Emmet O'Toole, 13 years old, Republic of Ireland.
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| Subject: |
Aids Song.... |
| From: |
"Michael Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net> |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
11:21 pm |
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Here is a Song you might want to listen to, it shows to you that not just Gays get
Aids, but even Heterosexuals, Bi-sexual, and Gays get aids...
Its from the movie Team America World Police
(C) 2004 Team America (C) Trey Parker
And for the record, Im not a idiot, yes I read your smart comment, only an idiot
would call another person an idiot...
And if your a little slow on the song... Here are the Lyrics...
EVERYONE HAS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
(SPOKEN)
AND SO THIS IS THE END OF OUR STORY, ABD EVERYONE IS DEAD FROM AIDS, IT TOOK FROM ME
MY BEST FRIEND, MY ONLY TRUE PAL, MY ONLY BRIGHT STAR.
WELL IM GOING TO MARCH ON WASHINGTON, LEAD THE FIGHT NAND CHARGE THE BRIGADES.
THERE'S A HERO INSIDE ALL OF US
I'LL MAKE THEM SEE EVERYONE HAS AIDS...
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| Subject: |
Donnie Davies |
| From: |
"Rob Coleman" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Mon, January 29, 2007
11:22 pm |
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Dear Dr. Pastor Jim,
Have you seen this fantastic video?
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
I wrote to Donnie Davies and told him of your work interpreting the Bible
concerning fags.
I hope he visits you website and learns as much as I have from you.
Hetersexually yours,
Rob
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Holy fuck that guy is gay.
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| Subject: |
Hello, Pastor Jim. |
| From: |
"John Baima" <thekitchensinks@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 30, 2007
1:21 am |
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Also hello to the rest of the world.
To start off, I'd like to address all the other hate-mail writers out there
in saying:
A. First amendment, read it. Stop trying to shut down the servers. It's
ridiculous, he's simply explaining the Bible; if you don't like it, then you
have every right to leave the site.
B. Bible, read it. Seriously. If you feel the requisite need to "call him
out," as it were, then try reading the Bible first to form a valid argument.
While there really isn't a valid argument against this site, the least you
can do is refrain from sounding like a fool/hypocrite. Take your pick.
C. Write legibly. It's going to be discarded otherwise, and if you can't
write legibly then you're probably too stupid to be writing in the first
place.
D. Figure out what is actually going on here. If you can't figure out the
intent of the site, and accept it solely for its face value (Oh-em-gee, a
hateful Christian, he's totally an asshole because he interprets the Bible
literally and that promotes hate), then please stop right there and re-read.
It's really, really obvious. If you still can't get any deeper than that,
pass the time with some Mavis-Beacon lessons.
Unless you enjoy the countless/pointless hate mail, Pastor Jim. I find it
rather amusing, but, you know, it probably sucks to have to read all of that
and respond to it.
Anyways, keep up the phenomenal work, PJ. Mind if I call you PJ? Well, I
suppose it doesn't really matter unless I contact you again, but
nevertheless. If I had money, I'd send you it. Except I don't. I
unfortunately fall under the "I'm 13-17 years old" category in your hate
mail generator (which, I might add, is very accurate, and great).
But I de-grass.
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Get it? Get it? Like a lawn mover? "Digress?"
Oh, never mind. See you later, or in the hate mail terms, "c u l8r (lol)".
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A majority of people who see this
website like it and think it's funny. The deal is that people generally will
take complaints publicly rather than compliments so that's why my hate mail
seems to outnumber my praise mail. You hit everything dead on. Thank you!
=)
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| Subject: |
your website |
| From: |
"anonymous" <amooska@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 30, 2007
4:51 am |
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You don't know the first thing about atheists, nor
about much of anything, judging by your
joke-of-a-website.
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| Subject: |
hello |
| From: |
"jennifer newman"
<catgril481988@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 30, 2007
10:16 am |
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first i want to clear up a few things i'm not her to be hateful or anything. but yes
something i say may hurt you just like your words did me. i do concider my self a
furry and i'm slight confused if you are aginst are life style or just angist
yiffing. cause i got in to stuff like furcadia way back when befor it was manly all
about yiffing. i personaly don't like that part about our culter but it happens none
the less. on the other hand i don't see anything wrong with people dressing up as
animals people will do what they want. and i must admit you might to figure out the
differnce between being a furry and some one just waring cat ears. cause there is a
pic of a girl who is more of a raver then furry. yes the line is slighty blured
sometimes. but there is a differnce. and now watch you probly going to go off on
ravers. which are people no diffent then people at woodstock or that went discos. it
just are generation's version of the same thing. but i am really writing just
know what you are truly against yiffing or dressing up in animal costumes?
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Quit typing with your paws.
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| Subject: |
Naziism |
| From: |
"Michael Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net> |
| Date: |
Tue, January 30, 2007
11:42 pm |
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You can compare www.truechristian.com to this. The persecution of other races and
beliefs to cover up there own problems...
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What is a Nazii?
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| Subject: |
yea........ |
| From: |
"Michael Boardman"
<mangaotaku666@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
1:24 am |
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Before u say shit about people get your facts straight dumb ass. you are such a
stupid fuck u know that. damn!! fuck u!! get your facts straight and burn in your
non-existing hell.
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Jesus loves you!
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| Subject: |
Guidance |
| From: |
"Llama Jpop" <j-pop_dude@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
2:14 am |
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Father, I respect your wishes as not to protest your Fighting Satan page but may I
please speak freely to you? I feel my rights as a felow Christian would not be
fulfilled if I don't say this for everyone to see. May I speak freely to you Father?
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| Subject: |
are you serious? |
| From: |
"Conine Family" <specialk@tularosa.net> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
6:08 pm |
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This website has got to be a joke, right? I have never read such mean and hateful
remarks by someone who claims to be a christian. It's people like you that make me
ashamed to be a christian.
Life is what you make it.
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You're ashamed to be a Christian?
=)
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| Subject: |
Thanks! |
| From: |
"Josephine Doe" <josephinelp@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
8:38 pm |
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Thanks for giving me so much joy and laughter all
packed into one website. It's so much fun to read all
of your ignorance in one place. I do know some of you
can't help it as you were told over and over again as
children about your god but I just wish once in a
while one of you would actually do some thinking on
your own and form your own opinions instead of just
reciting scripture. Gets a bit boring after a while.
And the part about this Jesus of yours being an
American was just hilarious.
Hard to believe there are people like you still out
there but you just go right on keeping that head of
yours in that big sandbox you play in.
Thanks again for the entertainment!
Josephine
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Welcome!
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| Subject: |
Michael Moore's
picture |
| From: |
"Karin --" <karinregina@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
8:56 pm |
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so somebody putting a shotgun on somebodies head is going to heaven
this is what you recommend?
ironic
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| Subject: |
Sorry, just laughing! |
| From: |
"Josephine Doe" <josephinelp@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, January 31, 2007
9:37 pm |
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Can't believe how good you are at inciting people.
You have the master's touch, I must say! These people
are really pissed off at you and your comments. But
please be careful as even though you say you change
your email address on a regular basis, there are still
some quite competent christian computer hackers out
there who could find where you are.
I have sent this link to all my Atheist friends as we
all need a good giggle now and again.
And please, don't even try to correct my grammar!
Josephine
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Christians understand as much with
computers as they do everything else.
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