Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

Arrest Michael Moore...NOW!
 
We Republicans have done many things to expose Michael Moore's lies. We started crusades to threaten the Evil theater owners who wanted to show Michael Moore's movie (Fahrenheit 9-11), we tried Freedom Quieting Michael Moore using the FEC, then we made five anti-Michael Moore movies that  in a six weeks time after Fahrenheit 9-11 was released (which unfairly never reached the theaters! Damn Liberals!!!). Everyone has ignored us and kept buying this demon's Evil Satanic LIES! His movies are all LIES! I bet his REAL name is Michael Liar Moore, since he is a liar and he is stupid and smells like a fart!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
How Can We Get Michael Moore Arrested?
The best solution is prayer, of course. Though while praying it is good to try other things. Like take for instance what Republicans in Michigan did. In late 2004, right before the 2004 Presidential Election, Michael Liar Moore (who is fat and lies [he also hates freedom and supports terrorists {Yes, he supports Saddam Hussein!}]) wanted to find ways to do the most anti-American act possible: Getting unregistered people to register to vote! This would mean Liberals learning to vote! Not only can they read and write these days, but they can even vote? Isn't there some law against this? Do we have them listed as being convicted of high penalty crimes again to discredit these idiots?
 
Anyway, the Michigan Republicans filed a lawsuit against Michael Liar Moore, as discussed on their website, quoted here for your convenience:

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Michael Moore's Illegal Influence

"Mainstream Democrat" Moore uses illegal tactics to try to win votes for Kerry

Lansing, MI - Today the Michigan Republican Party filed a request for an Issuance of Criminal Complaint against Hollywood filmmaker Michael Moore for his illegal attempts to influence the November election in Michigan.

"Higher turnout in elections is beneficial for everyone and is a goal we share with `mainstream Democrats' like Michael Moore," said Executive Director Greg McNeilly. "But nobody is above the law. Mr. Moore's illegal actions, in an attempt to influence this election, cannot be ignored."

During his self-named "Slacker Uprising Tour" in Michigan, Mr. Moore offered incentives for those who registered to vote or who promised him that they would vote. Section 931(1)(b) of the Michigan Election Code (Michigan Compiled Laws ("MCL") 168.931(1)(b)) provides that a person who performs such an act is guilty of a misdemeanor:

"(b) A person shall not, either before, on, or after an election, for the person's own benefit or on behalf of any other person, receive, agree, or contract for valuable consideration for 1 or more of the following:

(i) Voting or agreeing to vote, or inducing or attempting to induce another to vote, at an election.

Mr. Moore's offers to clean a dorm room, provide a year's supply of Tostitos, provide a clean package of underwear or a package of Ramen noodles all are included in the definition of term `Valuable consideration' under Section 931.

"We want everyone to participate in this year's election, but not because they were bribed or coerced by the likes of Michael Moore," continued McNeilly. "We hope that Mr. Moore will be respectful of the laws of this state if he chooses to return."

A copy of the letter sent by McNeilly to Ingham County Prosecutor Stuart Dunnings, III is attached. Similar letters were sent to the Prosecutors of Antrim, Isabella and Wayne counties.


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October 5, 2004


Mr. Stuart J. Dunnings, III.
Ingham County Prosecutor
313 W. Kalamazoo Street
Lansing, MI 48933

RE: Request for Issuance of Criminal Complaint Against Michael Moore

Dear Prosecutor Dunnings:

Section 931(1)(b) of the Michigan Election Code (Michigan Compiled Laws ("MCL") 168.931(1)(b)) provides that a person who performs the following act is guilty of a misdemeanor:

"(b) A person shall not, either before, on, or after an election, for the person's own benefit or on behalf of any other person, receive, agree, or contract for valuable consideration for 1 or more of the following:

(i) Voting or agreeing to vote, or inducing or attempting to induce another to vote, at an election.

As used in Section 931 of Michigan Election Code (MCL 168.931), the term "Valuable consideration' includes, but is not limited to, money, property, a gift, a prize or chance for a prize, a fee, a loan, an office, a position, an appointment, or employment." Any person who shall found guilty of a misdemeanor under the provisions of Section 931 of Michigan Election Code shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $500.00, or by imprisonment in the county jail for a term not exceeding 90 days, or both such fine and imprisonment in the discretion of the court. Section 934 of the Michigan Election Code (MCL 168.934).

Last week, Hollywood filmmaker Michael Moore openly violated the above-referenced criminal provision of the Michigan Election Code. According to Michael Moore on WILX-TV Channel 10 in Lansing reporting on the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:

REPORTER: "It's all part of Moore's 'Slacker Uprising Tour' 2004......to help register voters and to make sure they vote, with incentives, if necessary.
MICHAEL MOORE: "I will give you a free supply of the sustenance of all slackers everywhere: Ramen noodles. Will you vote?"

The complete WILX-TV report is attached.

According to the October 1, 2001 edition of the Lansing State Journal reporting on the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:

"Filmmaker Michael Moore roused a campus crowd of more than 3,500 on Thursday, bashing President Bush and begging college students to vote.

Moore, wearing a Spartan cap, tossed out packets of Ramen noodles and underpants to students who promised the crowd that they will vote Nov. 2."
The complete October 1, 2004 article is attached.

According to the October 1, 2004 edition of the State News reporting on the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:

"Moore tried almost every method to convince a MSU student to kick President Bush out of office. He showed several of his own unofficial, satirical commercials against Bush. He showed six minutes of film taken in Iraq weeks before U.S. bombing to 'put a human face' to the suffering Moore said Bush caused. He told students four more years with Bush in office would lead to a military draft.

But if that didn't work, Moore also threw out a few packages of Ramen noodles and underwear to students who just promised to vote for either candidate."

The complete October 1, 2004 article is attached.

Moore's blatant violation of the Michigan Election Code has occurred in numerous other Michigan communities.

From the Detroit Free Press reporting on a September 28, 2004 visit to the University of Michigan-Dearborn:

"If free underwear and Ramen noodles aren't enough to entice college students to vote on Nov. 2, filmmaker Michael Moore, is trying to scare them into voting for John Kerry by suggesting that President George W. Bush will reinstate the military draft if re-elected."

"Moore asked first-time voters to come forward, saying his tour was designed to push non-voters off the couch and into the voting booth. About a dozen people came forward. The women got Ramen noodles; new male voters got packs of free underwear."

The complete September 29, 2004 article is attached.

From the September 30, 2004 edition of Central Michigan Life reporting on a September 29, 2004 visit to Central Michigan University:

"He [Moore] plans to visit 60 colleges and 20 battleground states and urge people to vote. Moore called audience members on stage and gave away various prizes if they promised to vote in the upcoming election."

The complete September 30, 2004 article is attached.

From WOOD TV 8 reporting on a September 27, 2004 visit to Elk Rapids:

"During each program, habitual non-voters will be invited on stage to pledge to vote for Kerry, he [Moore] said. First-time student voters will be offered gag prizes such as clean underwear."

The complete September 27, 2004 article is attached.

According to an excerpt from a September 28, 2004 report from National Public Radio commenting on Michael Moore's escapades:

"Michael Moore says he'll do anything to get unlikely voters out to vote for John Kerry, even clean dorms. He'll visit a lot of college campuses in next five weeks. He says he'll clean apartments and do laundry for slackers who commit to vote. He also offered prizes, such as a year's supply Tostitos . . . .".

While the goal of increasing voter participation is in everyone's best interest and a goal that we share with Mr. Moore, no one is above the law, not even a Hollywood filmmakers. Michael Moore's blatant and repeated violations of the criminal provisions of the Michigan Election Code must be punished as if Michael Moore were just like any other ordinary citizen. Accordingly, we respectfully ask that you perform your duty to issue a complaint against Michael Moore.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Greg McNeilly
Executive Director

 

In other words, Michael Liar Moore did rallies were he gave unregistered people underwear, yes underwear when they registered to vote. His actions may seem as a joke and humorous, but he intends to use this as his demonic assault on the reality that Liberals shouldn't vote. They can't stop the Republican War on Drugs, Terrorism, Peace, Atheism, Islam, or Rosie O'Donnel! We can't let them, or we will throw them in jail!! Yes! You WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU REGISTER OVER 100,000 VOTERS LIKE MICHAEL LIAR MOORE DID! Who will blow up poor colored people if Bush isn't elected? Think about it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The New Tools of Satan
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Republicans Accuse Moore of Vote Bribery

Republicans say filmmaker Michael Moore should be prosecuted for offering underwear, potato chips and Ramen noodles to college students in exchange for their promise to vote.

The Michigan Republican Party has asked four county prosecutors to file charges against Moore, charging that his get-out-the-vote stunt amounts to bribery.

"We want everyone to participate in this year's election, but not because they were bribed or coerced by the likes of Michael Moore," said Greg McNeilly, executive director of the state Republican Party.

Moore, a Michigan native, is touring the country and imploring "slackers" who usually don't vote to head to the polls this year, saying they could make the difference in the presidential race. Moore has made stops at three Michigan universities as part of a 60-city pre-election tour.

During each program, habitual nonvoters are invited on stage to pledge to vote. First-time student voters are offered gag prizes such as clean underwear.

The GOP said Moore also offered students a clean dorm room, a year's supply of Tostitos and a package of Ramen noodles.

The GOP said it asked the prosecutors to charge Moore, a John Kerry supporter, with violating Michigan's election law, which prohibits a person from contracting with another for something of value in exchange for agreeing to vote.

Maria Miller, a spokeswoman for the Wayne County prosecutor's office, refused to comment on the matter. Calls to Moore and the other prosecutors weren't immediately returned Tuesday.

 

 
I have already thrown out all of my underwear, Lays potato chips, and we even burnt our remaining packages of Top Ramen in a pit in our backyard. It's funny how Satan was trying to trick us into falling for him with his Satanic tools and his puppet: Michael Liar Moore. I call for all Christians throughout the world to boycott Nissin Foods, Frito-Lay, and to throw out all of their underwear (who needs them anyways?). I will pray that we can get through this, and the Evil can be sent away to the fire pits from where it came from, for good!
 
Oh yeah, and Michael Moore lies, hates America, and molest children. Did I mention he was fat and ugly? Michael Moore is fat and ugly and stupid. Michael more is wrong, and and idiot. Did I mention Michael Moore is a liar? Michael Moore is a liar.