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Arrest Michael Moore...NOW!
We Republicans have done many things to expose Michael
Moore's lies. We started crusades to threaten the Evil theater owners who
wanted to show Michael Moore's movie (Fahrenheit 9-11), we tried Freedom
Quieting Michael Moore using the FEC, then we made five anti-Michael Moore
movies that in a six weeks time after Fahrenheit 9-11 was released
(which unfairly never reached the theaters! Damn Liberals!!!). Everyone has
ignored us and kept buying this demon's Evil Satanic LIES! His movies are all
LIES! I bet his REAL name is Michael Liar Moore, since he is a liar and he is
stupid and smells like a fart!
How Can We Get Michael Moore Arrested?
The best solution is prayer, of course. Though while
praying it is good to try other things. Like take for instance what
Republicans in Michigan did. In late 2004, right before the 2004 Presidential
Election, Michael Liar Moore (who is fat and lies [he also hates freedom and
supports terrorists {Yes, he supports Saddam Hussein!}]) wanted to find ways
to do the most anti-American act possible: Getting unregistered people to
register to vote! This would mean Liberals learning to vote! Not only can they
read and write these days, but they can even vote? Isn't there some law
against this? Do we have them listed as being convicted of high penalty crimes
again to discredit these idiots?
Anyway, the Michigan
Republicans filed a lawsuit against Michael Liar Moore, as discussed on
their website, quoted here for your convenience:
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Michael
Moore's Illegal Influence
"Mainstream Democrat" Moore uses
illegal tactics to try to win votes for Kerry
Lansing, MI - Today the Michigan Republican Party
filed a request for an Issuance of Criminal Complaint against Hollywood
filmmaker Michael Moore for his illegal attempts to influence the
November election in Michigan.
"Higher turnout in elections is beneficial for everyone and is a
goal we share with `mainstream Democrats' like Michael Moore," said
Executive Director Greg McNeilly. "But nobody is above the law. Mr.
Moore's illegal actions, in an attempt to influence this election,
cannot be ignored."
During his self-named "Slacker Uprising Tour" in Michigan, Mr.
Moore offered incentives for those who registered to vote or who
promised him that they would vote. Section 931(1)(b) of the Michigan
Election Code (Michigan Compiled Laws ("MCL") 168.931(1)(b))
provides that a person who performs such an act is guilty of a
misdemeanor:
"(b) A person shall not, either before, on, or after an election,
for the person's own benefit or on behalf of any other person, receive,
agree, or contract for valuable consideration for 1 or more of the
following:
(i) Voting or agreeing to vote, or inducing or attempting to induce
another to vote, at an election.
Mr. Moore's offers to clean a dorm room, provide a year's supply of
Tostitos, provide a clean package of underwear or a package of Ramen
noodles all are included in the definition of term `Valuable
consideration' under Section 931.
"We want everyone to participate in this year's election, but not
because they were bribed or coerced by the likes of Michael Moore,"
continued McNeilly. "We hope that Mr. Moore will be respectful of
the laws of this state if he chooses to return."
A copy of the letter sent by McNeilly to Ingham County Prosecutor Stuart
Dunnings, III is attached. Similar letters were sent to the Prosecutors
of Antrim, Isabella and Wayne counties.
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October 5, 2004
Mr. Stuart J. Dunnings, III.
Ingham County Prosecutor
313 W. Kalamazoo Street
Lansing, MI 48933
RE: Request for Issuance of Criminal Complaint Against Michael Moore
Dear Prosecutor Dunnings:
Section 931(1)(b) of the Michigan Election Code (Michigan Compiled Laws
("MCL") 168.931(1)(b)) provides that a person who performs the
following act is guilty of a misdemeanor:
"(b) A person shall not, either before, on, or after an election,
for the person's own benefit or on behalf of any other person, receive,
agree, or contract for valuable consideration for 1 or more of the
following:
(i) Voting or agreeing to vote, or inducing or attempting to induce
another to vote, at an election.
As used in Section 931 of Michigan Election Code (MCL 168.931), the term
"Valuable consideration' includes, but is not limited to, money,
property, a gift, a prize or chance for a prize, a fee, a loan, an
office, a position, an appointment, or employment." Any person who
shall found guilty of a misdemeanor under the provisions of Section 931
of Michigan Election Code shall be punished by a fine not exceeding
$500.00, or by imprisonment in the county jail for a term not exceeding
90 days, or both such fine and imprisonment in the discretion of the
court. Section 934 of the Michigan Election Code (MCL 168.934).
Last week, Hollywood filmmaker Michael Moore openly violated the
above-referenced criminal provision of the Michigan Election Code.
According to Michael Moore on WILX-TV Channel 10 in Lansing reporting on
the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:
REPORTER: "It's all part of Moore's 'Slacker Uprising Tour'
2004......to help register voters and to make sure they vote, with
incentives, if necessary.
MICHAEL MOORE: "I will give you a free supply of the sustenance of
all slackers everywhere: Ramen noodles. Will you vote?"
The complete WILX-TV report is attached.
According to the October 1, 2001 edition of the Lansing State Journal
reporting on the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:
"Filmmaker Michael Moore roused a campus crowd of more than 3,500
on Thursday, bashing President Bush and begging college students to
vote.
Moore, wearing a Spartan cap, tossed out packets of Ramen noodles and
underpants to students who promised the crowd that they will vote Nov.
2."
The complete October 1, 2004 article is attached.
According to the October 1, 2004 edition of the State News reporting on
the September 30, 2004 visit to Michigan State University:
"Moore tried almost every method to convince a MSU student to kick
President Bush out of office. He showed several of his own unofficial,
satirical commercials against Bush. He showed six minutes of film taken
in Iraq weeks before U.S. bombing to 'put a human face' to the suffering
Moore said Bush caused. He told students four more years with Bush in
office would lead to a military draft.
But if that didn't work, Moore also threw out a few packages of Ramen
noodles and underwear to students who just promised to vote for either
candidate."
The complete October 1, 2004 article is attached.
Moore's blatant violation of the Michigan Election Code has occurred in
numerous other Michigan communities.
From the Detroit Free Press reporting on a September 28, 2004 visit to
the University of Michigan-Dearborn:
"If free underwear and Ramen noodles aren't enough to entice
college students to vote on Nov. 2, filmmaker Michael Moore, is trying
to scare them into voting for John Kerry by suggesting that President
George W. Bush will reinstate the military draft if re-elected."
"Moore asked first-time voters to come forward, saying his tour was
designed to push non-voters off the couch and into the voting booth.
About a dozen people came forward. The women got Ramen noodles; new male
voters got packs of free underwear."
The complete September 29, 2004 article is attached.
From the September 30, 2004 edition of Central Michigan Life reporting
on a September 29, 2004 visit to Central Michigan University:
"He [Moore] plans to visit 60 colleges and 20 battleground states
and urge people to vote. Moore called audience members on stage and gave
away various prizes if they promised to vote in the upcoming
election."
The complete September 30, 2004 article is attached.
From WOOD TV 8 reporting on a September 27, 2004 visit to Elk Rapids:
"During each program, habitual non-voters will be invited on stage
to pledge to vote for Kerry, he [Moore] said. First-time student voters
will be offered gag prizes such as clean underwear."
The complete September 27, 2004 article is attached.
According to an excerpt from a September 28, 2004 report from National
Public Radio commenting on Michael Moore's escapades:
"Michael Moore says he'll do anything to get unlikely voters out to
vote for John Kerry, even clean dorms. He'll visit a lot of college
campuses in next five weeks. He says he'll clean apartments and do
laundry for slackers who commit to vote. He also offered prizes, such as
a year's supply Tostitos . . . .".
While the goal of increasing voter participation is in everyone's best
interest and a goal that we share with Mr. Moore, no one is above the
law, not even a Hollywood filmmakers. Michael Moore's blatant and
repeated violations of the criminal provisions of the Michigan Election
Code must be punished as if Michael Moore were just like any other
ordinary citizen. Accordingly, we respectfully ask that you perform your
duty to issue a complaint against Michael Moore.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Greg McNeilly
Executive Director
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In other words, Michael Liar Moore did rallies were he
gave unregistered people underwear, yes underwear when they registered to
vote. His actions may seem as a joke and humorous, but he intends to use this
as his demonic assault on the reality that Liberals shouldn't vote. They can't
stop the Republican War on Drugs, Terrorism, Peace, Atheism, Islam, or Rosie
O'Donnel! We can't let them, or we will throw them in jail!! Yes! You WILL GO
TO JAIL IF YOU REGISTER OVER 100,000 VOTERS LIKE MICHAEL LIAR MOORE DID! Who
will blow up poor colored people if Bush isn't elected? Think about it.
The New Tools of Satan
Republicans
Accuse Moore of Vote Bribery
Republicans say filmmaker
Michael Moore should be prosecuted for offering underwear, potato chips
and Ramen noodles to college students in exchange for their promise to
vote.
The Michigan Republican Party has asked four county prosecutors to
file charges against Moore, charging that his get-out-the-vote stunt
amounts to bribery.
"We want everyone to participate in this year's election, but
not because they were bribed or coerced by the likes of Michael
Moore," said Greg McNeilly, executive director of the state
Republican Party.
Moore, a Michigan native, is touring the country and imploring
"slackers" who usually don't vote to head to the polls this
year, saying they could make the difference in the presidential race.
Moore has made stops at three Michigan universities as part of a 60-city
pre-election tour.
During each program, habitual nonvoters are invited on stage to
pledge to vote. First-time student voters are offered gag prizes such as
clean underwear.
The GOP said Moore also offered students a clean dorm room, a year's
supply of Tostitos and a package of Ramen noodles.
The GOP said it asked the prosecutors to charge Moore, a John Kerry
supporter, with violating Michigan's election law, which prohibits a
person from contracting with another for something of value in exchange
for agreeing to vote.
Maria Miller, a spokeswoman for the Wayne County prosecutor's office,
refused to comment on the matter. Calls to Moore and the other
prosecutors weren't immediately returned Tuesday.
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I have already thrown out all of my underwear, Lays
potato chips, and we even burnt our remaining packages of Top Ramen in a pit
in our backyard. It's funny how Satan was trying to trick us into falling for
him with his Satanic tools and his puppet: Michael Liar Moore. I call for all
Christians throughout the world to boycott Nissin Foods, Frito-Lay, and to
throw out all of their underwear (who needs them anyways?). I will pray that
we can get through this, and the Evil can be sent away to the fire pits from
where it came from, for good!
Oh yeah, and Michael Moore lies, hates America, and
molest children. Did I mention he was fat and ugly? Michael Moore is fat and
ugly and stupid. Michael more is wrong, and and idiot. Did I mention Michael
Moore is a liar? Michael Moore is a liar.
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