Guide To Making Anti-Moore Material
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It takes a lot of hardcore research to prove to people the Michael Moore is a liar and a minion of Satan -- Possibly Satan himself! He is the greatest threat to freedom since he hates freedom and also children. Yes, he hates the children. We need to take him out! But how?
#1: Don't See His Movies
The first step and mandatory step to proving Michael Moore is a liar is to not actually listen to him or here what he says, instead you are to equip yourself and your listeners with a "Shield of Faith" against him.
That's right! We will do the thinking for you, just shut your mouth and trust us. No really we trust us, because remember: We wave the flag proud. That's proof we are right.
I personally have never seen Michael Moore's movies, nor has any one who is against him; the reason because of this is we don't want to risk getting brainwashed by Satan....or I mean Michael Moore...hahaha! It's that simple, build a Shield of Faith against Michael Moore so you will know he is wrong, JUST DON'T SEE HIS MOVIES! DON'T TURN INTO A TRAITOR LIKE MICHAEL MOORE!
So how do we get our information about Michael Moore? Simple, we just get it! That's right! Just like how the Unfairenheit website popped up days before anyone even saw the movie, disproving Michael Moore, we and you can do it too! Just know Michael Moore is wrong and consistently say that!
#2: Write the Information With REAL Evidence
Just like how Fahrenheit 9/11 came out on July 25, 2004, people like Christopher Hitchens wrote articles on June 21, 2004 about how Fahrenheit 9/11 was false. He was free from having to see Michael Moores lies -- meaning he knew the truth that Michael Moore is wrong, and a liar, and possibly Satan!
#3: Find Screen Shots of the Movies and You Are an Expert
That's right! You put actually pictures on your website and then write commentary, say things like "It was staged", "Michael Moore Lied", "More Moore Lies From the Left". People buy that really well!
#4: Write So Much That No One Will Read What You Wrote, But Will Have the Implication That You Have Proof Because You Wrote So Much, Just Restate The Point That Michael Moore Lied And That What He Did Was Staged Or Taken Out Of Context Or Both, Then You Should Lather Rinse And Repeat, Repeat That, But In Another Way: All You Have To Do Is Write A Lot So People Assume You Are Smart And Stuff So They Trust You And Can Point Liberals To That Site And Say, "Hey They Repeated The Point That Michael Moore Lied A Lot Of Times In A Lot Of Different Ways Without Seeing The Movie, The Scientific Method Of Actually Seeing The Movie Should Be Ruled Out Since Critical Thinking Is Something That Must And Will Be Blocked By The Shield Of Faith Of Conservative Thinking, Or Super Conservative Think Tank Powers", So Since You Said That They Will Feel Intimidated And Say Something Like "Well Check Out This You Moron". So Then You Say "Look First It's Pronounced Moran, You Moran, And Second I'll Go And Check Out That Site Since I'm Smarter Than You", But You Won't Really Since You Have A Shield Of Faith And When You Get Back To The Liberal And Give Him A Freedom-Truth That You Did He Will Be All Like "You Are Hopeless" And You Won: Now Let's Repeat It For Our Gardener Friends: Escriba tanto que nadie leerán lo que usted escribió, pero tendrán la implicación que usted tiene prueba porque usted escribió tanto, apenas expone el punto en forma modificada que mintió Michael Moore y que qué él lo hizo fue efectuado o tomado de contexto o de ambos, entonces usted debe hacer espuma la aclaración y la repetición, repite eso, pero de otra manera: Todo Lo que Usted Tiene que Hacer Debe Escribir Mucho Así que La Gente Asume Que Usted Es Elegante Y Materia Así que Ella Le confía en Y Puede Señalar A Liberales A Ese Sitio Y Opinión, "Hey Ella Repitió El Punto Que Mintió Michael Moore Los Muchos De Épocas En Muchos De Diversas Maneras Sin Ver La Película, El Método Científico Realmente De Ver La Película Debe Ser eliminada Puesto que El Pensamiento Crítico Es Algo Que Debe Y Será bloqueado Por El Protector De la Fe Del Pensamiento Conservador, O El Conservador Estupendo Piensa Energías Del Tanque", Tan Puesto que Usted Dijo Que Se sentirán Intimidadas Y Dirán Algo Como "Cheque Bien Fuera De Esto Usted Moron". Tan Después Usted Dice Que La "Mirada Primero Él Es Moran Pronunciado, Usted Moran, E Iré Y Comprobaré En segundo lugar Fuera De Ese Sitio Puesto que Soy Más elegante Que Usted", Pero Usted No Realmente Puesto que Usted Tiene Un Protector De la Fe Y Cuando Usted Consigue De nuevo Al Liberal Y Le da Una Libertad-Verdad Que Usted Lo hizo Él Sea Todo Como "Usted Esté Desesperado" Y Usted Ganó
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4 pounds pork ribs 3 tablespoons paprika 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes 1 tablespoon garlic powder 2 teaspoons oregano 2 teaspoons thyme 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon white pepper 1/2 teaspoon cumin 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg Combine all seasonings and dust all surfaces of ribs with mixture. Prepare medium-hot coals in covered grill, banking coals when hot. Grill ribs over indirect heat 1 to 1 1/2 hours, turning every 15 minutes.
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Title: Barbecued Ribs Categories: Cajun Main dish Meats Servings: 4 4 lb Pork ribs, cut in pieces 1 ea Lemon 1 ea Large onion 1 c Catsup 1/3 c Worcestershire sauce 1 t Chili powder 1 t Salt 2 x Dashes Tabasco sauce 2 c Water Place ribs in shallow roasting pan, meaty side up. On each piece, place a slice of unpeeled lemon, a thin slice of onion. Roast in very hot oven, 450 F degrees, 30 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients; bring to a boil and pour over ribs. Continue baking in a moderate oven, 350 F degrees, about 2 hours, basting ribs with the sauce every 15 minutes. From "Talk About Good" Contributed by Mrs. K Richard Escudier, Jr. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Barbecued Spare Ribs Recipe By : My files Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : **** Chinese Meat Appetizers Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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2 racks lamb or veal spare ribs -- well trimmed 3 tablespoons soy sauce 2 tablespoons sherry 5 tablespoons hoisin sauce 1/4 teaspoon five spice powder 1 tablespoon honey Cut partway down between ribs. Marinate 1-6 hours in mixture of the other ingredients. Place on rack in a pan with water in the bot tom. Bake at 350F, about 50 min., turning and basting halfway through. Remove liquid from pan and raise temperature to 450F Bake 1 5 minutes, or till well browned. Cut in pieces and serve.
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#5: Personal Attacks
Say things like "Michael Moore is fat", "Michael Moore Hates America" (www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com), "Michael Moore Is Ugly", "Michael Moore is A Pickle Head", "Michael Moore Hate Freedom", or "Michael Moore Is A Marxist". Just take yourself back to 2nd grade, and let your Justified attacks fly, to be just like any conservative Big Head who bashes Michael Moore. The cheaper the blow, the more Conservative.
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#6: Claim People Who Are In Moore Movies Say He Is Wrong
This method is affective since you can convince people that everyone is against Michael Moore, so they should be too. Just say from one of the random screen shots you find "And the boy spoke out in a local newspaper than Michael Moore deceived him and staged it all, and that he molests children.
All you have to do is show the picture of the person in Moore's movie who is speaking out and make up a dialogue without providing any links or e-mail addresses to back it up (Since we don't want people researching this further!! What we say is true and we need to convince people of that no matter what!).
Also: Don't forget to have your character, or person who you want to convince people say what you want them to say to bash Michael Moore to include something (now this is mandatory in all quotes) "That he used be to make money!". Make sure it comes across as an outrage too.
#7: Use Sourceless Quotes To Help Liberals Steal Michael Moore's Movies
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website links to pirated F9/11 Staff and agencies Friday July 2, 2004 A website which opposes Michael Moore has posted a link to an illegal download of his latest film, Fahrenheit 9/11. The site, Moorewatch.com, argues that in doing so they are hoping to expose the film-maker's "hypocrisy" over issues of copyright law - it also includes a link to an unsourced soundclip of Moore apparently telling reporters that "I don't have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people ... as long as they're not doing it to make a profit." The download is believed to have been taken from a copy of the film recorded on a camcorder during a screening. Moorewatch founder Jim Kenefick says if Moore was being honest in his supposed comments regarding copyright, then he should have no problem with the link. In a posting that accompanied it, he wrote: "Let's see if Moore really wants this to be about the work and not the money. Let's get as many people to see this for themselves, and for free, as we can. Mikey, if you want to sue me, I'm not hard to find." Although Moore himself has so far made no response to Kenefick's posting, others in his camp have threatened to take Kenefick up on his offer. Tom Ortenberg, president of the film's codistributor Lions Gate, has announced that they are now looking into legal action. "I think it's deplorable what enemies of Fahrenheit 9/11 are doing," he said. "We are currently looking into our legal options. We are not going to tolerate anybody trying to infringe on [this film's release]."
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HAHAHAHAHA! Now we can trick the Liberals into stealing from their stupid savior! TAKE THAT PEACE MOVEMENT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
#8: Let The Liberals Know How To Steal, And Tell Them "Oh, Michael Moore Said So", MWAHAHAHAHA!!
http://www.moorewatch.com/index.php/weblog/steal_this_movie/
Trust Moorewatch.com and Passionate Conservative Values
Sunday, June 27, 2004Steal This Movie
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Conclusion
Just remember, Michael Moore is Evil. He is so Evil he is wrong and a liar. He is also fat and ugly, and lies. He most likely molests children and definitely hates freedom. He is a Marxist. He lies and edits. Now, use the information, repeat it all many many times by just slightly changing the words and make up the rest on the way, and we will have a safe, happy, Anti-Moore country. God bless America! I wrap myself in the flag so I'm a patriot, unlike child molesters like Michael Moore. Haha!