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Agnostics
Now I know most of you are expecting
"another hateful rant from that misled Pastor Jim" from me today, but
what I'm about to say may shock you. Agnosticism isn't some Satanic ritual or
scientific style thinkers. No, agnosticism is a tool developed by Christians to
show you can follow God and still be cool, but to interject Satanic ideals (like
the lie that God doesn't exist or anything science related). The thing is it
makes the God-hater become a lover of a false God of tolerance which then can
easily molded to Christian ideals. So essentially, agnosticism is a tool all
Christians should encourage and embrace to set God-haters onto the Christian
path of Christian thinking.
If you talk to an agnostic they usually
have almost the same personality as a Christian, this is because they are on the
verge of confessing their sins to Our Lord Jesus Christ. You can also encourage
these beginner soldiers of Christ to hate real God-haters. Encourage your peers
to encourage agnosticism to allow them to feel higher over pagans since pagans
hate religion and spirituality.

What are the tricks of
the trade to bring agnostics to Christianity?
Here are a list of tricks you can use to
bring them to God:
--Encourage conflicts between pagans
(atheists) and agnostics:
While they will agree on Evolutionism at
first let them think it is okay to follow God and have a belief that would
disprove Gods existence. When the pagans try to point out the contradiction and
that you can't have two conflicting ideas then you run to the agnostics rescue
and the agnostic will be in your favor then and chances are if you present the
Bible and pray with them they will turn Christian. Works many times and I have
converted many pagans this way (from paganism to agnosticism and then from agnosticism
to Christianity).
--Make a play on words, just like the Bush
Administration:
Make the word atheist something that
will terrify people when they hear it and encourage Christians to be pugnacious
anytime near the word atheist. Make the word agnostic sound "like a good
plan" since it is in the sense that it is setting someone on the True path.
The agnostics will feel higher over atheists since they are going on a Spiritual
path and then you can throw some statistics at them.
--Use Christian Science based
statistics like the Bush Administration and call it Science:
Say things all Scientists deny (but all
Christians present) like:
"Spiritual people live longer than
non-spiritual people"
"Spiritual people are happier and
more stress-free than non-spiritual people"
"To prevent divorce you must both
be Christians"
"Christians are the only completely
moral people on Earth"
"It is a war between Good and
Evil"
"Good and Evil exist"
"The Bible is a credible
source"
"Anyone who isn't with us is with
the terrorists"
"SUVs make the environment
cleaner"
"AIDs is a tool used against Fags
to eliminate them"
"Faith healing works"
"Christian Science is based off
evidence while Science is not"
Anything else?
Not much, but ALL True Christians should
encourage agnosticism since I have converted so many of these former God-haters
to Christ with this method. Agnosticism was actually invent by Christians in the
1800s and it will continue to be a tool Christians can use to set God-haters
onto the path of Christian thinking.
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