Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

Frequently Asked Questions

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Why do people liken SUVs and Christianity together?

Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.

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SUVs                                                                                     Christianity

TRUE FACTS THAT ARE TRUE SINCE WE USED THE WORD TRUE WHICH MAKES THEM TRUE SINCE THEY ARE FACTS WHICH MEANS THEY ARE TRUE

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~Emits air which makes trees and plants grow more plentifully. This ensures healthy people and a higher chance of being smart enough to become a Christian.

~Emits the Word of God which unites all people in the world and makes the world peaceful. There is no war or murders. This is why America is the #1 Christian nation on Earth with the lowest divorce rates, crime rates, suicides, wars, nuclear weapons, guns, gangs, drugs, prostitution and so forth. The more Christian a nation gets, the less of these things you see (ignore what the Liberal Media tells you)

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~Is huge and powerful. Anything that gets in its way will be destroyed without remorse or regret and those inside will stay unaware of what has happened but laugh and be happy as they go on.

~See above.

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~Can drive up mountains, over forests, knock down trees, hold two flags on each side and one flag in the back and one on the antenna and two in the rear windows with another on the children's side window and one on the dash board with three glued onto the room with five stapled to the fold out chairs, and can drive on water, and can go fast, and is so tall it can see over everything. It also shows how big your genitals are.

~Runs over Evil such as witches, Catholics, Fags, atheists, pagans, Muslims, pacifists, niggers, and communists MAKING THEM DEAD!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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~Is fuel efficient.

~Is knowledge efficient.

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~Takes you up mountains on stormy nights.

~Takes you up to Heaven.